Bottom of the 9th.2 on, 2 out. Hey, $10 on the Astros quick! HOLY SHIT 🤣 https://t.co/BFLee4lkZQ

Lol fucking plunked him.

I'm going home. My old heart can't take this shit.

Holy sweet mother of God, thank you. #Phillies, once up 7-1, eek out a win in game 1, 7-6.

OMFG WHAT A CATCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Please. Don't do this. I won't survive it.

HERE WE FUCKING GO ARE YOU SHITTING ME

SIT YO ASS DOWN

Fucking numbnuts, here we go!

ARGH CMON