The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

Recent tweets

My most spoken phrase? 'Don't tell your mother."

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Yes I turned on the TV in an empty room so my cats can watch. Don't judge me.

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Hey @AeroGarden, your Android app won't even open when installed on the new Android Pie OS.

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Oh look, a thunderstorm and crazy insane rain. That's something new.

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BOOM! Struck him out!

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That's very dumb and a bad new rule.

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Is there wine in there? Seriously fuck that guy.

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Can we uh, stop with the running backwards shit on a punt?

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Cut that fool immediately.

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Lol I've seen enough for tonight thanks.

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Tom Brady slobber slobber slobber.

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Fuck this. Make it flag football and be done. Ridiculous.

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BoopStats A shame the score of Phillies game wasn’t 25 or 6 to 4 ...

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I stand corrected. 21 runs. From the Mets. THE METS.

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Jfc I guess we should all be glad it's only 15.

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Phillies water you doing?

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questlove welp. Goodbye Nathan's bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

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TomWilsonUSA This just happened. Four man Bobsled. Go team. pic.twitter.com/y1RDRsbvnr

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Hercule Poirot vs Sherlock Holmes. Quite a conundrum...

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