The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

Recent tweets

donald_faison There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination... Living there, you'll be free if you truly wish to be...

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:35 PM, Aug 29th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Kaepernick and not the guy that was killed on the track? I'm just asking, I may have read it differently (2/2).

via TweetCaster for Android

Look, I don't want to get on the middle of anything. But when Tony Stewart called him "an idiot like he was," could he have meant (1/2)

via TweetCaster for Android

Jesus what did Drew Brees say? I can't keep up with all this dumbness.

via TweetCaster for Android

tcm Gene Wilder on Thursday, September 29 with a full night of programming starting at 8PM ET pic.twitter.com/yug3eR66UD

via Sprinklr (retweeted on 7:38 PM, Aug 29th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

dxkelley Imagine making a joke out of the most gut-wrenching and harrowing moment of someone's life and then thinking you were cool for doing it.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:35 PM, Aug 29th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Damn, Gene Wilder. What a 2016.

via TweetCaster for Android

RNs_Funhouse The touchdown ball was handed to Buttcrack Beckham in the stands.

pic.twitter.com/pZ4zAqiIsm

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:19 PM, Aug 27th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

soulfootball The Philadelphia Soul are the 2016 Arena Football League WORLD CHAMPIONS!! pic.twitter.com/BxHBdxw8TZ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:49 PM, Aug 26th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Damn, the really pissed this one away.

via TweetCaster for Android

AFLarenaball Six hours from now @soulfootball and @ArizonaRattlers will face off for the ArenaBowl XXIX Championship! pic.twitter.com/nAm8sr8oXP

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:34 PM, Aug 26th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Once again, a @Raspberry_Pi @KodiTV and @Slingbox combination is totally awesome.

via TweetCaster for Android

Trying to sleep in a bed I am too tall for. It's not going well.

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New Hampshire is pretty much a terrible state.

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Just call me angel of the morning, angel
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby.

via TweetCaster for Android

jordodale Finally Harden makes a basketball shoe for me, a waiter at Chili's. pic.twitter.com/Etw6Ihl0bQ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:02 PM, Aug 23rd, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

@VZWSupport But I don't want service until the end of the cycle. I want service to stop immediately. You prorated when I started?

via TweetCaster for Android in reply to VZWSupport

Hey @VZWSupport is it customary to make me keep service longer than I want just to take more of my family's money?

via TweetCaster for Android

Sorry, we can't cancel your account until the next billing cycle, so we can screw you out of as much money as possible. Thanks @VZWSupport

via TweetCaster for Android

I think I want a new @Pebble. Love my Android Wear, but still...

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My favorite original Ghostbusters line? "Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker’s God-given right."

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kenneth212 Swift Boat 2: Clinton Foundation does untold good, Trump lies about donating to veterans. Who's under attack? pic.twitter.com/1gDzxpcIuj

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:18 PM, Aug 23rd, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)