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Green_Footballs Oh for Pete’s sake. These fucking morons. twitter.com/BobbyAllyn/sta… @BobbyAllyn

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Damn, Jerry Doyle died? RIP Mr. Garibaldi.

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Hey @StubHub, your website won't allow me to change my password! "Unexpected error."

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Still feel Trump wins PA.

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Of course Hannity says Obama's speech was "very, very rough."

Good God man. Go away. Forever.

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raju Will miss, come January pic.twitter.com/hI28yrjgqC

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RT @PhilliesFever: I can't believe Tim Kaine recruited Deadpool into the Weapon X program

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Uh oh, he's speaking Spanish. Yes Republicans, let the hate flow through you.

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Frauenfelder Philip Reiner, former National Security Council official, called @realDonaldTrump a "scumbag animal."

Read more: politico.com/story/2016/07/…

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Timmy Kaine appears to be having a ball up there.

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Malarkey is good, but only Colonel Sherman T Potter said it better, "Horse Hockey!"

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I'd hang with Biden at the local watering hole any old day of the week. And I'm buying.

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andrewzimmern Tweet of the decade
I wish this joke could make it onto @colbertlateshow's live show tonight. pic.twitter.com/Ea8u49B8Bo

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BuzzFeedNews Retired astronaut Mark Kelly: Elect Clinton “if we want to leave our kids a country with less gun violence." pic.twitter.com/KokELK24Mb

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PennyRed CNN, MSNBC, C-SPAN showing speeches by families of mass shooting victims. Fox News showing adverts.

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@RBonner_ So apparently the new buzzword response for "I have nothing to say" is to include the word cuck? It's so hard to keep up.

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You mean the blank page... RT @Green_Footballs: You can follow just Trump’s answers here: reddit.com/user/the-realD…

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RT @therachelpotter: This girls face on @CNN is EVERYTHING.

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So far the absolute worst part of Stranger Things is Winona Ryder.

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