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Recent tweets

Fart noise. Suck it.

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Thanks ump. Go die in a fire.

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GoingHard_inger That ump can eat a satchel full of dicks, what a horrible non-strike call. Cost a strikeout, game-winning grand slam came soon after

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2 out of 3 ain't bad

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Well that was just great.

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Oh Mini Mart. This keeps getting better and better doesn't it?

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Oh good, Adams. This shouldn't take long to flush.

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Howard walked? Inconceivable!

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Hahaha Revere YOU SUCK.

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Dude, I need some chips.

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Make that Stinko Ocho btw.

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BTW, who didn't see that shit coming. Dammit to shit Werth.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK

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Sweet friggin Jesus.

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Hurry this shit up , a new is on at 10.

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SIT. DOWN. One out to go.

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