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Recent tweets

That's a disgusting loss . Ffs.

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This is the kind of content I'm here for. https://t.co/voFSj1317c

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My Alexa just asked me, out of the blue, Hello Matthew, is this you? And I almost shit myself. Thanks for that, really.

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Yesterday my son discovered jump-scare videos. Last night he had to sleep with the lights on. Thanks Internet.

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TimRiday Brad Marchand on the way home. pic.twitter.com/WsiFyrX1CB

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BrotherlyGame 114' GOALLLLLLLLLL UNIONNNNN!!!! FONTANA DOES IT AGAIN!! 1-0 Union lead after a GREAT pass from Monteiro!!!! WOW!!… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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The good guys win!

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Nevermind with that Hammer time shit.

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Stop. Hammer time.

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Sigh of relief thank you.

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cspan Jon Stewart testifies for September 11 Victim Compensation Fund: "Accountability doesn’t appear to be something tha… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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13 goals Holy...

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excuse, penalty.

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How is that not a foul?!

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GOOOAALLLLL!!!!!

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How do you not call that!?!?

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There is another GOOOOALLLL!!!!

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GOOOOAALLLLL!!!!! MORGAN!!

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GRRRRR offsides

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That has to be a goal, no?

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Boooooooooo

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daub.me/p/8f209 - Matty is all set with his new Cub Scout gear!

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