Recent tweets

Fart noise. Suck it. #Phillies

10:42 PM, Jun 19th, 2013 via BitlBee

Yay a hit! #Phillies

10:37 PM, Jun 19th, 2013 via BitlBee

Thanks ump. Go die in a fire. #Phillies

10:27 PM, Jun 19th, 2013 via BitlBee

2 out of 3 ain't bad #Phillies

10:27 PM, Jun 19th, 2013 via BitlBee

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA #Phillies

10:26 PM, Jun 19th, 2013 via BitlBee

That's TERRIBLE. #Phillies

10:26 PM, Jun 19th, 2013 via BitlBee

The fuck? #Phillies

10:26 PM, Jun 19th, 2013 via BitlBee

Hahahaah Werth. #Phillies

10:22 PM, Jun 19th, 2013 via BitlBee

Well that was just great. #Phillies

10:13 PM, Jun 19th, 2013 via BitlBee

Oh Mini Mart. This keeps getting better and better doesn't it? #Phillies

10:10 PM, Jun 19th, 2013 via BitlBee

Chooooch! #Phillies

10:10 PM, Jun 19th, 2013 via BitlBee

Sitdownberry #Phillies

10:06 PM, Jun 19th, 2013 via BitlBee

Oh good, Adams. This shouldn't take long to flush. #Phillies

9:50 PM, Jun 19th, 2013 via BitlBee

Well shit.

9:48 PM, Jun 19th, 2013 via BitlBee

Howard walked? Inconceivable! #Phillies

9:47 PM, Jun 19th, 2013 via BitlBee

Hahaha Revere YOU SUCK. #Phillies

9:38 PM, Jun 19th, 2013 via BitlBee

Dude, I need some chips.

9:37 PM, Jun 19th, 2013 via BitlBee

Make that Stinko Ocho btw. #Phillies

9:36 PM, Jun 19th, 2013 via BitlBee

Ocho Stinko. #Phillies

9:35 PM, Jun 19th, 2013 via BitlBee

BTW, who didn't see that shit coming. Dammit to shit Werth. #Phillies

9:34 PM, Jun 19th, 2013 via BitlBee

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK #Phillies

9:33 PM, Jun 19th, 2013 via BitlBee

Sweet friggin Jesus. #Phillies

9:32 PM, Jun 19th, 2013 via BitlBee

Hurry this shit up #Phillies, a new #Futurama is on at 10.

9:30 PM, Jun 19th, 2013 via BitlBee

SIT. DOWN. One out to go. #Phillies

9:28 PM, Jun 19th, 2013 via BitlBee