The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

Recent tweets

gabxdesu @negansvoid how is that even a challenge pic.twitter.com/1wfbiwiKAz

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:10 PM, Sep 27th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

The crazy world of Arthur Brown.

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I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE!

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Hold on, I have to reboot my Cyber. I have so much Cyber. The best Cyber.

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Yeah, his mic was defective. And that was deliberate. Christ almighty.

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Giuliani just called Hillary a big phoney. Lololol

via TweetCaster for Android

ShakerSamman Trump: I have 200 endorsements from admirals and generals

There are currently 40 admirals and generals in the United States armed forces.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:40 PM, Sep 26th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Deadspin You Be The Judge pic.twitter.com/QdccUz8gHz

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:35 PM, Sep 26th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

wilw Chris Christie, on MSNBC, just said that we shouldn't believe fact-checkers, because "they have an agenda." Yes. It is to check facts, dude.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:09 PM, Sep 26th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Yes, fact checkers have an agenda. CHECKING THE FACTS.

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Chris Christie live on MSNBC sucking off Donald Trump.

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Jfc Chris Christie on MSNBC.

via TweetCaster for Android

MicahGrimes Moments after Trump talks on stop-and-frisk, NYPD spokesman tweets this. pic.twitter.com/Vp1fFjmNgf

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:58 PM, Sep 26th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Hillary stands and shakes hands. Trump runs and cries.

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And I'm all out of booze.

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tadfriend Trump: "I don't pay my share of taxes because I'm smart. NATO countries don't pay their share of mutual defense because they're deadbeats."

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:37 PM, Sep 26th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Jfc. Jesus fucking christ.

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Just answer a question. 1 fucking question. Just 1.

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BernieSanders If Trump is concerned about companies going abroad maybe he should move his plants out of Bangladesh where workers are paid 30 cents an hour

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:33 PM, Sep 26th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

jonathanwpeters I HAVE AN AMAZING TEMPERMENT pic.twitter.com/JYMsS0LPdo

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:29 PM, Sep 26th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)

Old enough that you grandfather could fly them.

And they did asshole protecting your stupid ass.

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tommytomlinson Temperament. I do not think that word means what you think it means.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 10:27 PM, Sep 26th, 2016 via TweetCaster for Android)