The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

Recent tweets

You wouldn't have an opinion back then, sooo RT @KennedyNation: Did the pilgrims hop off the Mayflower looking for free health care?

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The home server array is almost out of space. Decisions to be made.

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Pretty sad that was cancelled. I hope it gets picked up somewhere else.

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WhatsPatUpTo My conversation with a Senator Toomey Harrisburg aide pic.twitter.com/PaBQ5ULKAx

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ticket acquired. I absolutely cannot wait until Friday.

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RT @Learn_Things: I didn't know cheetahs meow I've always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie https://t.co/HxI5lU09OB

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TheKenReedyShow Tonight we take over twitter! Tonight we save ! LETS DO THIS! pic.twitter.com/FneGE5WyUA

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BuzzFeedNews This Time Magazine cover is hanging inside the president’s golf clubs and it’s totally fake
buzzfeed.com/briannasacks/t… pic.twitter.com/AOkr6PFDUH

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DaveHolmes UPDATE TO THE UPDATE: The show is called "The Apprentice," not "The 'Apprentice,'" so this clown doesn't even know… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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My only goal in life is to live long enough to hear of Mitch McConnell's death and celebrate it. Because fuck him, totally and completely.

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We all couldn't be so lucky. RT @snopes: Casey Anthony Found Dead at Age 29? trib.al/tooC5ew

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RT @jmalvpal: Everything in this 1991 RadioShack ad is in your smartphone

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Lol @ Preacher, "Mace your balls!"

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JoshuaHol Per CBO, 4 million people would lose *employer-provided* coverage next year under BCRA.

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daub.me/p/8310f - Listen kids, don't pick your nose when you have poison ivy on your hands.

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bobby this guy fuckin rules. good lord. pic.twitter.com/YV0zcR2tIr

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@realDonaldTrump How about those @Carrier jobs now dick face?

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@powellnathanj We play the same 2 games constantly. Because that's all there are.

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Sure let them walk it off. This team sucks.

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He totally didn't call that OJ's glove did he?

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DudeBro almost lost his glasses.

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