"Harper will get to bat here, barring a double play" is Phillies secret code for hey losers watch this fucking double play.

All of us stupid ass #Phillies fans watching this wreck of a team https://t.co/cTZsiFdG0S

Hey Pederson fuck you, don't be celebrating a huge home run off a little league level pitcher. FFS man stop, it ain't right. #Phillies

Fuck that one right into the night sky. Wow.

Run through that shit moron!

Holy christ this game. twitter.com/TSN_Sports/sta…

Extras again you have got to be kidding me.

Wtf the kid Moniak could have done that. Let him swing.

RT @JohnStolnis: And after Herrera’s double play, they’re STILL hitless. Incredible. twitter.com/Baer_Bill/stat…

Bases loaded no outs. Just you watch, I'm going to punch myself right in the face after this shit.