OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK

I wasn't expecting an Eagles funeral the day after Christmas.

I wasn't expecting an Eagles funeral the day after Christmas.

Wondering what paint thinner tastes like?

Wondering what paint thinner tastes like?

This is the ugliest shit I've ever seen.

This is the ugliest shit I've ever seen.

And a flag, of course.

And a flag, of course.

This is going to be one long fucking afternoon.