Future Man Season 3, I repeat Future Man Season 3 out now on @hulu !!

Maybe the burrito I found in the bottom back of the freezer wasn't such a good idea you guys….

I may be ordering $240 worth of wine for delivery, what of it?

Oh it's rom time! https://t.co/JzzyydXSy1

There is a fucking stink bug randomly flying around the room and I can't find it.

Stay at home is going fine. Just fine. 9 year old son is listen to I Like Big Butts on repeat on his @alexa99 Echo Dot.

Please, someone send help.

RT @SarahDunsworth: The part in community where Jack Black says “Paul Blart Martle Cop … PAUL BLART MALL COP. I’m fat and I’m physical. I…

The dumbest fucking timeline. twitter.com/axios/status/1…

@LesBowen And whitey's on the moon…

RT @Fly64: One is a pizza, one is a casserole twitter.com/mldiffley/stat…