Patriots of the NFL are the Penguins of the NHL.

I never understood how the Patriots score a rushing TD with that little white guy. #NFL

Tom Brady is the NFL version of Cindy Crosby. It’s unbelievable.

OMG Raiders win.

Wow. Total team failure. Offense sucked. Defense sucked. Total shit. #Eagles

Holy shit Avant. #Eagles

Jesus. Christ. #Eagles

Wut? Running plays? #Eagles

I picked a hell of a day to quit huffing glue. #Eagles

Yup. I’m done. #Eagles