Wooooooooooo #Phillies win. Kendrick!

Lol #Phillies

Help us bullpen. You are our only hope. #Phillies

Was the really Schneider? Holy cow. #Phillies

Was wrestling with the boy, having fun. Lifted him over my head and he was laughing. Yup. Spit up right on my face.

Mother fucking refurbed asshole shitstorm.

Take your refurbished and shove it up your ass.

Got the wife’s replacement phone. Fucking wi-fi doesn’t work.