Sweet mother of God. #Phillies

Seriously. This game is a complete mess. #Phillies

Bad throw by Chase. #Phillies

Wifey drove off with her smartphone on her roof. Bless you wireless insurance. Still going to cost me $100.

#USA #USA #USA Another #gold

Hey look, Kobe missed another 3. #USA

JFC Kobe, pass the ball. #USA

BOOOM. LEt LeBron take it to the net. EVERY. TIME. #USA

Wow. These international refs are really terrible. #USA

Dirty Spaniard flopping like Crosby. #USA