To all of you “our bullpen isn’t that bad” fuckers: Eat a bag of dicks. #Phillies

I’m done with Bastardo. Rot in Reading for all I care #Phillies

That’s just the way it is…. Some things will never change… Sing along #Phillies

I love this Kendrick kid! #Phillies

Here comes the pain. #Phillies

This beer isn’t going to drink itself…

Double! #Phillies

Howard takes the plate to a standing ovation. Nice. #Phillies

Nice to see Uggla still wearing a Youth Small jersey. #Phillies

Wow. The heat outside. It’s so. So. Hot.