Kratz! Ring the bell! #Phillies on the board, 5-2.

When do we DFA Kendrick? #Phillies

You have got to be kidding me. Pirates, back to back homers. #Phillies

Oh good. What a fucking game this will be. #Phillies

Chad Qualls Designated for Assignment. THANK GOD ALREADY. #Phillies

Booooooooooooooo! #Phillies

You know what? Fire everyone. Whomever is in charge of the “Qualls Decision.” Jesus fucking Christ. #Phillies

Pence. Pence Pence Pence. #Phillies

Dammit! #Phillies

Pence. You friggin dope. #Phillies