14% battery on the laptop. Almost bed time…

Why is @NHLTROLL always so yelly.

http://t.co/HZl86xpu – Super Emily.

To pre-order a Nexus 7 or not…

Screw this, I need beer.

2-6-4 DP. What a beauty. #Phillies

Fontenot you suck! Dammit. #Phillies

PENCE GOT A HIT WITH A MAN ON BASE!!! OMG! #Phillies

Kratz! Ring the bell! #Phillies on the board, 5-2.

When do we DFA Kendrick? #Phillies