Mike Richards and Jeff Carter are going to win a cup, aren’t they? I’m ok with that. Mostly. Jeff Carter is a Douchebag though. #Flyers

Brett Myers’ wife better watch out.

PENCE YESSSSSSS!!!! #Phillies walk off with a Pence homer!

Screw you, free baseball. #Phillies

DIEKMAN WHIIIFFFFF. #Phillies

Qualls kind of makes me miss Herndon. #Phillies

Cliff. Lee. No decision. #Phillies

Sure, why not. Put in the Rook. Nothing else is working. #Phillies

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME PENCE. #Phillies

2 down. Friggin Qualls. He scares the shit out of me. #Phillies