COLE!!! RUNS!!! #Phillies

Pence! RBI Single… 3 runs!!! #Phillies

Yay! Another run! #Phillies

Wheels just said, “He’s such a good athlete.” Finish your drink! #Phillies

Cmon Chooch. Wtf are you doing? #Phillies

This 1-hockey-game-a-night shit is going to kill me. NEED. MORE. #NHL

Need. Coffee. Now.

I love Hunter Pence. I do. But he throws and swings like a retard. Sorry retards. #Phillies

Have Pete Orr. Will score! #Phillies

Holy shit, Schneider gets a base hit? Inconceivable! #Phillies