Lol Mayberry. #Phillies

Wiggington rings the bell! #Phillies

Chooch! #Phillies

Panthers tie it up! #NHL

Florida scores! #NHL

Ugh. Now the Devils are up 2. #NHL

Fucking Sens. You suck. Now I have to cheer for the Caps again. Bleh. #NHL

Ahh ssshhhiiitttttt. Rags going to win. Double shit. #NHL

Damn, the camera angle in this NJ-FLA game is crazy shitty. #NHL

Score! Alfie gets a goal back. #NHL