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Woa. Bill Clinton is looking a little skinny. Someone get the man a Big Mac or two. Damn. #DailyShow

So Twitter, what are we bitching about tonight?

Holy shit. Scott Paterno is a LOAD. Wow.

Ah shit. That #Eagles game was real, not just a stupid nightmare.

And there it was. Andy’s “I’ve gotta do a better job” horseshit. Time is yours. #Eagles