Sumbitch. #Phillies

Hey look at that. 1 2 3 again. #Phillies offense, nosomuch.

Oh come on. Let’s not start this bullshit strike nonsense again. #Phillies

Yes. Hunter Pence is goofy looking. We get it TBS. #Phillies

Nothing like starting out 0-2, then giving up a walk. Frig. #Phillies

TAKE THAT UMP. You little bitchcake. #Phillies

Cole. Bunting is not for you. #Phillies

Chooch!! #Phillies

Oh LaRussa is going to cry about that one. #Phillies

I don’t mean to start early… But how the Christ was that a ball!?!?!? #Phillies