Wow, DBacks hit a grand slam. #MLB

Thanks Detroit. Thanks for falling completely apart. #MLB

Tony La Russa doing his best smug, Andy Reid impression at the press conference. #MLB

YESSSSSSS. I was never worried. Brb, going to huff some paint. #Phillies

Mother puss bucket. #Phillies

2. #Phillies

1. #Phillies

I’m out of beer and this green NyQuil really tastes bad. Oh well, bottoms up. #Phillies

Ok then. Just enough time to try to calm down before the bottom of the 9th. Yeah right. #Phillies

Shit. #Phillies