Goal line D just killed the Saints running back. Packers win. What a season opener! #NFL

LolPackers are shooting themselves in the foot.

Done deal. Complete game for Cole. #Phillies win 7-2.

Valdez has a CANNON. #Phillies

I expect a youtube video of LA on the slide ASAP. I would watch that 100 times and not get tired of it. #Phillies

LOLOLOL LA on the slide. LOLOL. #Phillies

Sweet. #IronPigs take a 1-0 series lead over the Sox.

Dammit. I go to take a leak and I miss Chooch! Now Fransico hits. Everybody hits! #Phillies

Well. The ump SAID Mayberry Jr beat it out. Ahem. #Phillies

Mayberry Jr beats it out, Pence scores. #Phillies up 4-1.