Um. There is no f*&king way that is even close to a strike. Come. On. #Phillies

#Union go to the half tied at 1. #DOOP

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAALLLL #Union

Two more, thanks Jimmaaaay. #Phillies

Jesus christ #Union that was terrible.

HUNTER PENCE! BOOOOOOM!!! #Phillies

Very Non-Utley like throw to first… #Phillies

Mayberry. Enough said. #Phillies

Still laugh every time at Morse’s at bat dance. Looks like my 3 year old doing the pee-pee dance. #Phillies

YA YA YA YA YA Valdez!!!! #Phillies