What the F Utley? #Phillies

Kendrick gets a hit! #Phillies

If they say belly whomper one more time I may competely lose my shit. #Phillies

Yup. Kendrick is a bum again. #Phillies

JINX RT @ilovechooch: Dom’s gonna homer.

This is going to be one of those no offense nights huh? #Phillies

AC is broke. Again. Frickity frick.

Sweet. The Trenton Titans are coming back.