#Union fall 1-0. They finally woke up near the end, but otherwise, it was a sleeper of a game.

Thank God Worley was wearing his safety glasses! #Phillies

Mwanga for Migs. THANK GOD. #Union

Cmon Worley, yer killin us here. We all WANT to like you. #Phillies

Seriously Mariners. I’m over this turkey leg nonsense now. #Phillies

Worley! #Phillies

Ugh. #Union defensive brain fart. Down 1-0.

Time for some L4D2 action with @andreychek

Busy night tonight. #Union at 10, #Phillies at 10:10.

Why does everyone always ask me, “have you been drinking?”