Ah shit, now Ibanez is up again? Frick. #Phillies

THIS JUST IN, #PHILLIES TIE THIS BITCH UP.

LOL, CNN says we will not speculate, but this just in, Osama is dead.

NOW IT IS 10:50? COME ON.

10:45 now? oh come on now.

10:30. Come on Obama, I have a #Phillies game to watch.

Bastardo! #Phillies

Oh you have got to be effing kidding me. That did NOT just happen. #Phillies

Seriously Ibanez, this shit isn’t funny anymore. 0 for last 33? Kill yourself, help us out. #Phillies

TB SCORES! Lightning go up 2-0 in the series. #NHL