Few problems exist that cannot be solved by Chivas Regal.

http://daub.me/l/2k – I want everyone involved with this decision to die. Slowly. Painfully. Period.

Hey. Email is meant to be text. Stop sending me HTML with pictures and backgrounds and nonsense. K Thanks Bye.

Hey Skins, you want Donnie McNabb for 5 more years, you got him. #Eagles destroy Redskins 59-28.

Lord, this is getting out of hand now. Stop the nonsense, please #Eagles

Slide Vick, for the love of God slide Vick. #Eagles

#Flyers win another, 5-1 over the Sens.

#Flyers with another goal (Richards), #Eagles with another TD.

Richards withh ANOTHER shorty. 4-1 #Flyers

Well. This is a LOT of fun now. #Eagles