Hrm. Who do I hate more, the #Celtics or the #Lakers? Who cares, pro basketball pretty much sucks anymore.

WHAT A CATCH BY POLANCO. #Philles retire the side.

Busted the friggin weed wacker. Pulled on the starter rope and it never went back in. Terrific.

Yikes. Starting to fall apart. #Phillies

Shot 18 holes, then work called with a problem. Wonderful.