Dear friggin lord. #Phillies suck again!

I am speechless. I am without friggin speech. #Phillies

Thank you god for that pathetic nipper. Thank you. #Phillies

Bottom of the 5th. This no score nonsese is really starting to piss me off. #Phillies

Mother $&&(;($$&,: Nothing like having to reboot my iPhone to allow me to check email. WTF already.

How do you explain Twitter to a deaf guy. Cripes.

Will the Phriggin #Phillies score a run tonight?