Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton on WWE. Read that again, the democrats fighting for votes on the WWE. John McCain talks about keeping up with the war and showing “Osama Bin Laden who the Undertaker is.” Can you smell what the Mac is cooking? This wonderful war is killing our kids, our brothers and sisters, our mothers and fathers, and these people are appearing on FRIGGING WRESTING.

Current President George W. Bush on Deal Or No Deal.

Seriously. This is the end of the country as we know it. The apocalypse is upon us. We are so screwed and I don’t see a way out.