The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

August 2019

BOOM! 4 in a row!

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jaketapper HOLY SHNIKEYS, PHILLIES!!!!! pic.twitter.com/p0GZxl2F0e

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:25 PM, Aug 15th, 2019 via Оwly)

BeerMeABeer I can actually hear Tom McCarthy getting fatter

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:25 PM, Aug 14th, 2019 via Оwly)

Glad I watched the Arena Bowl. Another Philly Phlop.

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The Disney World Park app should have a "I've been at the bar a while show me the path to my room" option.

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@ChrisEvans This. This face right here shows how disgusting it was. pic.twitter.com/znNrBry01E

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Work is done. Disney tomorrow!

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If you fumble you should be forced to squeeze your own God damned water bottle.

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daub.me/p/4c1ac - I'm too old for this. Analog phones can kiss my ass.

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I wanna go home
Take off this uniform
And leave the show.
But I'm waiting in this cell
Because I have to know.
Hav… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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That's the final whistle, a big Union win 5-1.

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Another Union gooooaaalllll!

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Another Union goal! 4-1!

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DC gets one back.

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That's a lot of yellow cards, damn.

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goooaaalllllll!

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Gooooaaalllll

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Omg he skies it over the net. Cmon.

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There we go thank you.

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How is that not a red card?

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WOW. Bedoya scores a goal, grabs a field mic and yelled "Hey Congress do something now, end gun violence!"

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Gooooaaalllll

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@Lesdoggg tweeting Avengers Endgame is absolutely amazing.

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The Soul are into The Arenabowl!

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TheTweetOfGod Spoiler alert: he wasn’t licensed to drive a car, either, genius. pic.twitter.com/xXes0yB6vH

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FOOTBALL! (even if it's preseason, bad football)

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