The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

July 2019

I haven't used the Twitter web interface in quite a bit and OMG what happened? Who approved this nonsense?

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Yeah, they are going to fucking blow this. No doubt in my mind.

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GRAND SALAMI JT!

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Damn that Brave's pitcher had a hell of a lipper in.

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daub.me/p/5fdae - See you in 2 hours for some wings!

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Smoking meat is a dirty business. It being 85° sure isn't helping.

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revrrlewis this person has clearly never done the unofficial epcot booze tour nypost.com/2019/07/26/sor…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:26 AM, Jul 28th, 2019 via Оwly)

Wow Union, that was terrible.

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Finished . Fantastic, can't wait for season 2.

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Dammit dammit dammit!

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Sump pump be pumping!

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Rhys booooommmmmmmm

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Wow! Onto the 11th!

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That should about do that, thanks Phils.

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Goal stands. Thank God.

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Gooooaaalllll!

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AgentM Fall 2020! The Falcon and the Winter Soldier! Disney+! pic.twitter.com/1kXINrWnW2

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:54 PM, Jul 20th, 2019 via Оwly)

TheRealBuzz Looking back, landing on the moon wasn’t just our job, it was a historic opportunity to prove to the world America’… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:58 AM, Jul 20th, 2019 via Оwly)

Wow, Rand Paul is a real, legitimate scumbag.

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RING THE BELL!

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LOVE THIS TEAM

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Fuck this team.

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Prime Day Echo Dots for 22 bucks? I had to do at least 1.

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I need to refresh my smart locks, the old firmware is being a real pain. Hey @amazon how about lowering some prices for Prime Day OK?

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BrotherlyGame Looking for Live Well Network. This is a helpful guide. pic.twitter.com/TIQezlm9KY

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:52 PM, Jul 13th, 2019 via Оwly)

mcall Latest: 14 hours later, man still atop SteelStacks blast furnace in Bethlehem on Saturday morning. mcall.com/news/breaking/…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:53 AM, Jul 13th, 2019 via Оwly)

daub.me/p/38bed - It's brisket day! See you in 12 hours.

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Sirius + KIDZ BOP Radio + A Bluetooth shower speaker is drastically reducing my lifespan.

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brianstelter Actual quote from the president: "To me free speech is not when you see something good and then you purposefully wr… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:13 PM, Jul 11th, 2019 via Оwly)

I constantly apologize to my mail person for the never ending shit they deliver from Amazon.

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edgarwright RIP Torn. Hell of an actor, hell of a name, hell of an epitaph. pic.twitter.com/Q511JwKH2O

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:15 PM, Jul 10th, 2019 via Оwly)

5 of 8 blade servers upgraded to @xcpng, almost finished!

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And that's how it ends.

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codykeenan Throwback to @USWNT at the White House, also the only time a POTUS has used the word “badass” in a speech pic.twitter.com/cP9G0t1rCg

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:37 PM, Jul 7th, 2019 via Оwly)

GOOOOAAALLLLL!

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Booooom goes Hoskins!

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Bruuuceeee

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BRUUUUUUUUCE

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There is the whistle, wins it!

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Omg what a GOAAAALLLLLL

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GOOOOAAALLLLL

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Watch this goalie tho

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Penalty! Here we go!

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Ummmm how is there no call on that?

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Another save! One of these has to pop in!

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Oh my lord please go in the net!

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Oh well they tried. Sorta.

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Wow Arrieta sucks!

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Fixed the garage door opener and am now hacking on the locks. @hubitatinc

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I continue to hack around with various devices on the @hubitatinc platform. The only thing giving me issues at this… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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Need something else to binge. I cranked through in a day.

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Anyone want a free bamboo plant? There is one in my back yard. On fire.

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markusoff This su{fold here}upposed news about Mad closing is inevitable in an age where advertisers have so many other choic… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:39 PM, Jul 4th, 2019 via Оwly)

alyankovic I am profoundly sad to hear that after 67 years, MAD Magazine is ceasing publication. I can’t begin to describe the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:10 AM, Jul 4th, 2019 via Оwly)

Omg Sweden off the post!

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BOOM. Shut that shit out.

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MrGT491 @johnborukNBCS Remember when your son liked something pink and you shit in your diaper like a gigantic pissbaby?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:53 PM, Jul 2nd, 2019 via Оwly)

Struck him out!

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wins! Onto the final!

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SAVE! SAVE! SAVE!

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That's quite a load of bullshit I'll tell ya

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WOW. WOWWWWW. No goal

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Shiiiiiit.

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