The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

July 2019

Prime Day Echo Dots for 22 bucks? I had to do at least 1.

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I need to refresh my smart locks, the old firmware is being a real pain. Hey @amazon how about lowering some prices for Prime Day OK?

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BrotherlyGame Looking for Live Well Network. This is a helpful guide. pic.twitter.com/TIQezlm9KY

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mcall Latest: 14 hours later, man still atop SteelStacks blast furnace in Bethlehem on Saturday morning. mcall.com/news/breaking/…

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daub.me/p/38bed - It's brisket day! See you in 12 hours.

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Sirius + KIDZ BOP Radio + A Bluetooth shower speaker is drastically reducing my lifespan.

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brianstelter Actual quote from the president: "To me free speech is not when you see something good and then you purposefully wr… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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I constantly apologize to my mail person for the never ending shit they deliver from Amazon.

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edgarwright RIP Torn. Hell of an actor, hell of a name, hell of an epitaph. pic.twitter.com/Q511JwKH2O

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5 of 8 blade servers upgraded to @xcpng, almost finished!

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And that's how it ends.

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codykeenan Throwback to @USWNT at the White House, also the only time a POTUS has used the word “badass” in a speech pic.twitter.com/cP9G0t1rCg

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GOOOOAAALLLLL!

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Booooom goes Hoskins!

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Bruuuceeee

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BRUUUUUUUUCE

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There is the whistle, wins it!

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Omg what a GOAAAALLLLLL

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GOOOOAAALLLLL

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Watch this goalie tho

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Penalty! Here we go!

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Ummmm how is there no call on that?

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Another save! One of these has to pop in!

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Oh my lord please go in the net!

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Oh well they tried. Sorta.

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Wow Arrieta sucks!

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Fixed the garage door opener and am now hacking on the locks. @hubitatinc

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I continue to hack around with various devices on the @hubitatinc platform. The only thing giving me issues at this… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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Need something else to binge. I cranked through in a day.

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Anyone want a free bamboo plant? There is one in my back yard. On fire.

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markusoff This su{fold here}upposed news about Mad closing is inevitable in an age where advertisers have so many other choic… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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alyankovic I am profoundly sad to hear that after 67 years, MAD Magazine is ceasing publication. I can’t begin to describe the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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Omg Sweden off the post!

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BOOM. Shut that shit out.

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MrGT491 @johnborukNBCS Remember when your son liked something pink and you shit in your diaper like a gigantic pissbaby?

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Struck him out!

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wins! Onto the final!

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SAVE! SAVE! SAVE!

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That's quite a load of bullshit I'll tell ya

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WOW. WOWWWWW. No goal

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Shiiiiiit.

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