The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

June 2019

gooooaaalllll

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about to kick off...

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BrotherlyGame Andre Blake out there playing left back for @jff_football

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:12 PM, Jun 30th, 2019 via Оwly)

They are totally going to blow this aren't they?

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Knapp will end this little bit of fun, guarenteed.

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Ahhhh hahahahahahahahahahahahaha we are all going to die. twitter.com/ParhamGhobadi/…

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Well that Union game did not go well.

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He's out, but come on Phillies you are kidding me.

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Germany falls!

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Goooaaalllllll up 2!

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Gooooaaalllll

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Wow, an early yellow!

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WALK OFF HOME RUN!

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Walk that shit off! BRUUUUUUUUCE!

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That poor kid is crying, I can't take it.

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BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE

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wins! Onto the quarters!

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Oh great the goalie is dead.

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Gooooaaalllll

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My God that was awful. Tied up.

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Gooooaaalllll!

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Penalty in the box!

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Let Wildwood 2019 begin!

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Popped the fuck up.

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Wait, whut?

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Hello, it me, the guy that can get heartburn from fucking bottled water. Nice to meet you.

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Busy day! I got all of my Samba Active Directory servers and Members upgraded. No issues across the board.

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Winner winner!

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7 minutes of stoppage time? Damn that's unreal.

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Damn, that's a hell of a save!

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Oh God Phillies.

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Fucking swing at that

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Time for some gin? Time for some gin.

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Holy shit the Phillies suck.

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Now the ump takes one to the pills.

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Best pitcher in the game so far.

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I thought it was bad when I turned off the Phillies a while ago. But now, 15? Jfc!

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He's safe, stop.

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You are mother fucking kidding me.

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Lloyd misses the penalty! Aaerrgghhhhh

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And now the crossbar! Doink!

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Damn, that had some bennnnddddd.

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WOW what a save!

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LetterkennyProb Guess what. Letterkenny Season 7 is comin’ to Crave October 11 and Hulu October 14. exclaim.ca/comedy/article…

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Lloyd with another! up 3 nil!

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ERTZ GOOOALLL!

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Flag is up! WHEW.

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Gooooaaalllll!

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wedgepiece Released 50 years ago.
The world is still trying to figure it out. pic.twitter.com/U1dMFmB0zc

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:13 AM, Jun 16th, 2019 via Оwly)

Oh ffs Phillies.

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That's a disgusting loss . Ffs.

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This is the kind of content I'm here for. https://t.co/voFSj1317c

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My Alexa just asked me, out of the blue, Hello Matthew, is this you? And I almost shit myself. Thanks for that, really.

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Yesterday my son discovered jump-scare videos. Last night he had to sleep with the lights on. Thanks Internet.

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TimRiday Brad Marchand on the way home. pic.twitter.com/WsiFyrX1CB

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:45 PM, Jun 12th, 2019 via Оwly)

BrotherlyGame 114' GOALLLLLLLLLL UNIONNNNN!!!! FONTANA DOES IT AGAIN!! 1-0 Union lead after a GREAT pass from Monteiro!!!! WOW!!… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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The good guys win!

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Nevermind with that Hammer time shit.

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Stop. Hammer time.

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Sigh of relief thank you.

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cspan Jon Stewart testifies for September 11 Victim Compensation Fund: "Accountability doesn’t appear to be something tha… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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13 goals Holy...

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excuse, penalty.

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How is that not a foul?!

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GOOOAALLLLL!!!!!

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How do you not call that!?!?

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There is another GOOOOALLLL!!!!

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GOOOOAALLLLL!!!!! MORGAN!!

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GRRRRR offsides

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That has to be a goal, no?

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Boooooooooo

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daub.me/p/8f209 - Matty is all set with his new Cub Scout gear!

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Damn, I totally forgot about the new album!

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Bud Light Lemon Tea wtf is going on?

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Cmon ump you are killing me.

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Harper is safe!

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Lololol what was that?

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Looks like Dark Phoenix will have to wait for a Netflix rental.

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Damn, ! wasn't picked up for another season. I hope it does get grabbed elsewhere!

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I'm sorry, but Harry Potter is the absolute worst. My daughter loves it all, reads the books, and is obsessed with… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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STRUCK HIM OUT! Good guys win!

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What a catch!!

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Oh shit I can't watch.

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BACK TO BACK

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Torn ACL. Cutch out for season. That stings.

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was fantastic! Hilarious and silly, in a good way. Only complaint is that there isn't more of it.

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Guess what Ricky Bo, I'm old enough to remember when you were a dog shit pitcher, so calm your face.

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DidthePhilslose Poor Chase Utley is stuck going to Kidz Bop instead of the Phillies v Dodgers pic.twitter.com/4OgPvxCioa

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:37 PM, Jun 1st, 2019 via Оwly)

Blues, you are absolutely killing me.

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I had a small laser tag battle with my children and they seemed absolutely appalled that they lost.

Dad don't play… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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