The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

June 2019

That's a disgusting loss . Ffs.

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This is the kind of content I'm here for. https://t.co/voFSj1317c

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My Alexa just asked me, out of the blue, Hello Matthew, is this you? And I almost shit myself. Thanks for that, really.

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Yesterday my son discovered jump-scare videos. Last night he had to sleep with the lights on. Thanks Internet.

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TimRiday Brad Marchand on the way home. pic.twitter.com/WsiFyrX1CB

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BrotherlyGame 114' GOALLLLLLLLLL UNIONNNNN!!!! FONTANA DOES IT AGAIN!! 1-0 Union lead after a GREAT pass from Monteiro!!!! WOW!!… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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The good guys win!

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Nevermind with that Hammer time shit.

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Stop. Hammer time.

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Sigh of relief thank you.

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cspan Jon Stewart testifies for September 11 Victim Compensation Fund: "Accountability doesn’t appear to be something tha… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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13 goals Holy...

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excuse, penalty.

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How is that not a foul?!

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GOOOAALLLLL!!!!!

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How do you not call that!?!?

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There is another GOOOOALLLL!!!!

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GOOOOAALLLLL!!!!! MORGAN!!

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GRRRRR offsides

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That has to be a goal, no?

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Boooooooooo

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daub.me/p/8f209 - Matty is all set with his new Cub Scout gear!

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Damn, I totally forgot about the new album!

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Bud Light Lemon Tea wtf is going on?

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Cmon ump you are killing me.

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Harper is safe!

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Lololol what was that?

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Looks like Dark Phoenix will have to wait for a Netflix rental.

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Damn, ! wasn't picked up for another season. I hope it does get grabbed elsewhere!

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I'm sorry, but Harry Potter is the absolute worst. My daughter loves it all, reads the books, and is obsessed with… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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STRUCK HIM OUT! Good guys win!

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What a catch!!

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Oh shit I can't watch.

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BACK TO BACK

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Torn ACL. Cutch out for season. That stings.

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was fantastic! Hilarious and silly, in a good way. Only complaint is that there isn't more of it.

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Guess what Ricky Bo, I'm old enough to remember when you were a dog shit pitcher, so calm your face.

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DidthePhilslose Poor Chase Utley is stuck going to Kidz Bop instead of the Phillies v Dodgers pic.twitter.com/4OgPvxCioa

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Blues, you are absolutely killing me.

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I had a small laser tag battle with my children and they seemed absolutely appalled that they lost.

Dad don't play… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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