The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

March 2019

daub.me/p/c1ff7 - This Sheppard's Pie from Costco is no joke.

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My life's greatest regret thus far is that I didn't see Spider-Verse in the theater. I just watched it at home and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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About to drop some cash on a new Jeep Rubicon....

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My goodness Rhys grand slam!

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BOOOOOOOOM FRANCO!

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My son has discovered that he can ask Alexa for fart jokes. So here we are, an hour later.

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daub.me/p/7aac2 - Thank you to Emily for helping plant the final

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New Switch Yoshi game is on the way soon. The youngest kid and I are stoked. The older kid says, "meh."

Kids.

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Avengers Endgame is 3 hours? Man, I'm going to need a diaper for that.

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Anyone else having @hubitatinc issues with the Alexa Smart Skills? It just doesn't work. Doesn't pick up any devices whatsoever...

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Picked up another smaller 4K TV for the bedroom, this one a Fire TV edition. It's pretty awesome and Alexa can help my lazy ass do A LOT.

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Pre-ordered Yoshi’s Crafted World and it's downloading now. Playable the 29th. Solid, I can't wait.

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daub.me/p/b1375 - Look at these pretty snails!

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Ordered the new TV for pickup from @BestBuy tomorrow. I hope my kids eat their Wheaties tomorrow!

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COOTS SCORES! OT WINNER!

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JVR SCCCOOORREESSSS!

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Another too many men, cmon!

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CLANG OFF THE PIPE!

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Blahhh Pens score.

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Crosby shot wide!

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kenjeong pic.twitter.com/YxU0uEUYgY

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joelmchale Such a good & funny man. We’ll miss you “Leonard”—-Richard Erdman Dead: 'Community,' 'Stalag 17' Actor Was 93 | Hol… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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RIP to my years old Samsung Plasma TV. You served the family well. TV shopping time!

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daub.me/p/8c04b - I need more device hubs!

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Both kids and I loved Seemed a little slow at times, but the payoff was worth it!

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Captain Marvel! Let's do this!

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I'm just messing around with @hubitatinc hub and the awesome web interface! pic.twitter.com/A3hH4s6j36

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daub.me/p/6cf55 - It's that time of year. time!

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James Gunn rehired? Damn, didn't see that coming.

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daub.me/p/54f22 - Amazon has some kind of Russian nested doll stuff going on.

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Just got a new @hubitatinc hub and WOW was it easy to setup. Added a device, created a dashboard, and linked it to Alexa. Very smooth!

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Wait, do I actually like Plasma 5? How could this have happened?

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JVR scores!

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Some more @smartthings bulbs, another Alexa Echo Dot, and the chromebooks are both fixed. Busy as a bee I'll tell ya.

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daub.me/p/4f8fa - The chromebooks are fixed, everyone is happy again.

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BOOOOOMMMM IT IS OUTTA HERE

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Wtf picked off.

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GeorgeTakei If Manafort lived an "otherwise blameless life" then I must have lived an otherwise heterosexual one. It makes about as much sense.

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No, I don't want a medical grade knee brace. Stop fucking calling me.

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Nope. Nooo nope nope no and nope. Nope. I'm over this with the nope nope no no and nope. I tried with this… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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Lego 2 movie video game for the Switch downloading now!

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