The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

January 2019

That's not a catch. But you know...

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It's the Patriots. No arguments

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That's a flag.

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Yeah this is over.

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Big Andy continues to choke in the playoffs

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Omg interception!

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This is not going well.

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@cwotd Rooting for the Chiefs bubby!

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At this point I would prefer you carry a handgun at a football game versus a fucking whistle!

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That was the dumbest play I've ever witnessed.

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Here we go.

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Dear anyone at this game. Please find the person with the whistle and make them eat it.

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Pass interference, shot to the head, take your fucking pick really. Awful.

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Oh my good god how do you fuck that up?

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Wow that's clearly a flag. Wow.

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So how long until the Punisher is canceled now as well?

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alanalda Somebody grabbed a video while we were doing the M*A*S*H podcast for Clear+Vivid. What a happy time to be together… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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Now it's just straight out POURING rain. This weather is crazy.

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Here comes the freezing rain, right on schedule.

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Should I get a Hulu subscription?

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RoobNBCS Again, we all saw that Michael Vick genuinely changed as a human being and he had to prove that to Jeffrey Lurie be… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:53 PM, Jan 18th, 2019 via Оwly)

Hey @smartthings, any idea when you are going to get the hub connection problems fixed? Your status page has shown "degraded" for 2 days.

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hamberders LOLOL

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BrotherlyPuck GIVEAWAY! Brotherly Puck is on the hunt for 1,000 followers! RT and follow us and when we get there, one of our fol… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:05 PM, Jan 14th, 2019 via Оwly)

Goodnight Eagles fans. They did all they could. Mostly.

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That's the ballgame.

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This one is all she wrote

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We got nothing for them.

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This is going from bad to worse.

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What can you say.

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This is how we thought it would look. Way too easy.

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THANK CHRIST FOR A HOLD

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Eagles D looks gassed. Standing up at the line, giving up.

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Pick? That's a hold.

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This is my life now.

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What a waste of a series.

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Well there that goes.

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That was nor promising.

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"Listen, you can never trust a fart!" is a sentence my wife just said to my son. So here we are.

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We were so happy in the first quarter.

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Hey Jenkins, AWESOME job giving up on that play and jogging on the field.

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Oh good just give them the whole field here

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And a flag, I'll take that to pin them deep.

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Fuck that guy in his whistle hole.

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So this is how it is going to go?

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And that is how momentum works.

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And Peters with a false start.

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And a time out, out of the gate, does not ease me.

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OK. Let's see what goes on here...

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And we all hate each other again!!!!!

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Looked pretty false start-like.

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Now Bennett is down. Don't do this to me, PLEASE

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See this is where it turns bad.

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I knew that urine was the lucky stuff.

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Well that's what happens with all the shit talk I guess.

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I'm afraid to go to the can because I think this current urine may be lucky urine?

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r_saunds_21 If BG has possession he would have kept possession lmao

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:20 PM, Jan 13th, 2019 via Twitter Web Client)

Good call. I was about to do bad things.

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Good call Deano baby.

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There was clearly no clear recovery.

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Drunk buying a LeBlanc jersey IDC.

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Can't cover that. Sorry.

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Another call for the cart. Jesus.

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We are cool with that no call?

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DelcoDelphia Ref: Would you like to receive in the 1st or 2nd half?

Cre’von: Both.

Ref: That’s not how it wor-

Cre’von: I sai… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:55 PM, Jan 13th, 2019 via Twitter Web Client)

Stomach is churning.

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Wow Rivers is a BIG baby.

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That's damned close, but Pats.

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That went out of bounds before the Pats recovered.

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Lol of course a flag.

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That was a solid F Bomb.

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Cmon show me Jerry Jones' stupid face.

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Wow he was STOOD UP.

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Wow that call?

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thisiswolfie C’mon @NFLonFOX, I need to see the shot of sad Jerry Jones.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:52 PM, Jan 12th, 2019 via Оwly)

Damn what a stop.

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Dallas is winning this aren't they.

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Rams you are killing me.

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Ninosssssssss When your qb is choking pic.twitter.com/15JieGmynp

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:57 PM, Jan 12th, 2019 via Оwly)

Oh mannnn how did he not pick that?

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And no call on the Cowboy that retaliated?

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Good lord be missed again!

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@TuckerCell Ah ha, I misses that, somehow.

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Wtf is with these old commercials?

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Whoopsie, look out!

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Friggin Internet is down. Yay!

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Wait, what? The Flyers won?

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NickFierro Nothing like a January thunderstorm in Pa.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:00 PM, Jan 8th, 2019 via Оwly)

Even Fox News is bumbling trying to figure out this absolute horse shit.

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Jfc one of his eyes isn't even open!

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Sniffff Sniffff

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He's already sniffing.

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My wife got me tickets for the Flyers outdoor game. I'm considering throwing them out. Christ this team is killing me.

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NHLFlyersHockey We BEAT THAT ASS 38-7, then lifted the Lombardi trophy in your house. Take the L: twitter.com/skolsource/sta…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:12 PM, Jan 7th, 2019 via Оwly)

OK, I can try anything. Time to watch The Happytime Murders.

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Thank you Golden Tate.

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Even my dear sweet mother texted me, "HOLY CRAP!!"

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2008Philz Merrill Reese: “No good! No good! It is no good and the Eagles win!” pic.twitter.com/Pt6WZVzOg7

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:34 PM, Jan 6th, 2019 via Twitter Web Client)

@cromedome No doubt whatsoever. But because he is an ex Eagle...

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DOUBLE. DOINK. !!!!!!!

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I am still beside myself with this win.

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We done did the thing with the other team not doing the thing!

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DOUBLE DOINK!!!!!!!!

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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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That's your ballgame.

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Please. I've said this before, but please

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JFC give this ref a Redbull or something

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That is CLEAR and OBVIOUS don't start your shit.

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"The Nick Foles Story"

Don't even fuck with me.

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TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!

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I do not like this series of play calls. But that's just me.

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Nope, I can't handle this.

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My heart is going to explode.

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He ran from Jenkins like my cat runs from me when he has a chicken wing bone in his mouth.

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Score this TD quick I have to beer piss.

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Yeah like we can trust a motherfucker named Boston.

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Are you fucking serious

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I'm pretty sure Jenkins just punched him right in the mouth!

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Was not a fan of that call on 3rd.

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Please D don't fall apart now.

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KILL KILL LANE LANE

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Oh good Terry is here.

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What a great tackle to save the first down

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Keep looking, no flags on that one.

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Damn, he almost caught that too.

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Wow that was CLEARLY PI.

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Hey, the Bears finally get a penalty!

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There we go, throw that flag!!

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Eww this run game...

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theguyotc at this point i'd accept "Grower Not A Show-er Nick" twitter.com/mellofone/stat…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:29 PM, Jan 6th, 2019 via Twitter Web Client)

Need BDN to show up please.

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KevinCooney The Bears are getting away with a lot of things.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:24 PM, Jan 6th, 2019 via Twitter Web Client)

Cmon 3 missed on that one.

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OMG two Eagles linemen fell over each other on that play. Awesome.

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Bears aren't beating the Eagles, the Eagles have been beating themselves.

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Oh shit my inhaler is empty.

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3rd down and they let them run to the first. Frick.

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KristinChristy Fuckkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:04 PM, Jan 6th, 2019 via Twitter Web Client)

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Don't matter, they left him wide the fuck open anyway.

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What was he even saying ya mumbling bastard?

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