The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

December 2018

It's a Christmas miracle!

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Cmon are they even trying?

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Are we sure it was a clear recovery?

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HOLY SHIT AGAIN, THEY GOT THE BALL BACK!

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After all this I can't believe it.

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I can't believe they are going to blow this!

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That Foles int looms large.

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Looks short, but you know...

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God dammit here it comes.

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dhm A thing about being an Eagles fan: I can’t find the words to describe how terrible and anxious I feel currently, as… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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Just need a nice, slow drive down the field.

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Let's not start this shit now, please.

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Ah fuck we got too cocky.

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Rams special teams coach looks like a serial killer good God.

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abrugs No catch. Hope NY isn't hitting the bottle again!!!

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No catch, don't hose us.

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It's getting to the point where I can't remember all the Ds names anymore.

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Well this appears to be opening up a bit here.

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Ok with going for it, but not a fan of the call.

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WTF is with the hail mary ball?

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That's a pick, don't even start your shit refs.

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Oh goodie now Cox is gimpy.

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Well that first defensive stand was a really good time.

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Looked pretty hold-y to me.

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That's not what I'm looking for.

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3 and out, Eagles ball!

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Well that intro was painful.

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Well I guess I'll try sober tonight?

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Flyers twitter getting a little twitchy...

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And now the 49ers win! What a set of afternoon games.

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Good lord Seahawks what are you doing?

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Alexa, if you can't recognize commands when I'm yawning, this is going to be a very difficult relationship for the both of us.

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Amazing game! RT @videogamedeals: (PCDD) Tex Murphy: Under a Killing Moon $1.99 via GOG. ow.ly/f3aZ30mZWOj pic.twitter.com/uHus6v7Dz3

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Wow what an exciting football game.

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Rams int, then Bears int, good lord.

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And that Offense PI call, I don't care what team you are a fan of, that was beyond ridiculous.

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The big word is consistency. The Refs have none. They are all trash.

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How fitting, that play was the end of season

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You are fucking kidding me...

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Huge D stuff. D is gassed but we need 1 more

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Well this feels like a loss. But it has all game soooooo

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Help us D. We need you.

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This game is starting to feel like a sick day tomorrow...

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SACK!!!!!!!! COX!!!!!

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Dak has ALL DAY back there.

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Of course a flag. Here we go.

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Are you kidding me with that play

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Holy shit my heart.

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That's an AMAZING catch!

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How many times is his helmet coming off?

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Don't show me the replay, I'll only get more angry

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That's so terrible all around I can't even speak

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Absolute TRASH. That's total bullshit

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And no fucking call right to the fucking head?!?!?!

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You are fucking shitting me

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Hit the hands, sorry.

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That 5th string D guy is no good.

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Hurry up and score my back teeth are floating.

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That football looked to be doing a lot of funny business.

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3 and out. Seriously, fuck this offense.

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This looks like the usual 4th quart choke, on both sides baby.

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We were doing better without him in there.

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Doesn't matter, these jerks can't seem to cover or tackle shit anyway.

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Awful. Eagles just can't execute.

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Or block in the back

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Now that looked like a hold.

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Yeah yeah Troy doesn't like the call. Eat it bud.

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Wow I wonder if he was defenseless?

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Nice tackle you jackass.

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JesusZoidberg Sorry, the team which has a RB who celebrates after EVERY FUCKING RUN, has a problem with celebrations.

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LOL he fucking missed the XP. CMON

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Ohhhhhh Cowboys getting all pissy pants about the TD celebration... Waaaaaaa Waaaaaa

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Cox gets the sack through a hold and a facemask

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Man man has got to catch that.

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Wentz just McNabbed that one.

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Hey there he is, first down!

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Maybe the offense will show up this drive?

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What an inspiring 3 and out that was.

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Of course he fucking makes that.

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Wentz is just frustrating anymore.

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So now the fucking ref can use the Eagles time out?

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Where was he hit in the head? WTF?

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Wow he was WIDE OPEN.

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Who in the flying fuck called that play because DAMN that was terrible. Fucking 3 and out.

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RT @215faithful: Yeah but did Rasul have clear possession of the ball?

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This is going to be a long game...

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Wow who was that to Carson?

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That did not look pretty.

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Oh great now he's injured too.

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This defense is just...

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Wow what happened to the Flyers?

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Holy hell what a block by Tate.

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LOL wizzed it off his back.

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WHO THE FUCK CAME OUT WITH THE BALL!!?!?!

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You are fucking kidding me

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They screw this call up and I am breaking something serious.

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There comes the flag.

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FUMBLE!!! That ball is out!!

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Omg he just outright dropped the ball!

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Damn, what's going on Flyers?

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The 2018 Futurama rewatch begins!

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Amazing open field tackle!

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Nathan who? Whatever, interception!

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Give him a penalty for that bow and arrow shit.

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Kelce is a fucking monster.

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Doug has that giant laminated card full of plays and that's the one he called? Awful.

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He whipped his son in the nuts with a fucking stick. What a great guy.

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Cool, that was really cool.

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Nice defense assholes.

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Absolutely stupid play call.

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That'll do it for Boise. Ugh.

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Always good to beat the Penguins.

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How is there no call?

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