The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

December 2018

The fireworks have started. In a downpour.

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Wow Luck, what a terrible pass.

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Thanks Bears, now go piss up a rope.

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JFC Rendell go jump in a lake already.

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That isn't a catch friends.

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OOOO Ravens game now...

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There we go! Eagles get the shutout! Now change to the Bears Fox.

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One more sack for good luck.

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OMG how did he not catch that

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LOL camera man shows the wrong score.

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Adams stays in bounds. Baller.

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Eagles ball either way!

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This is why we can't have nice things.

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Well that was an interesting series.

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Bears are making me sick.

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LincolnFinatic For the second time today you have a chance to win!

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via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:21 PM, Dec 30th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

Bears are going to bone us.

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Clearly a TD, not sure what the NFL will call...

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Doug throws the flag.

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Oh this replay is going to take a hour.

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Another Foles keeper, first down!

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Ugh, didn't work that time.

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That looked pretty holdy

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That was the longest 24 seconds of my life.

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No shit stop wasting our time.

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LOL that's a fumble?

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Keep the foot on the gas please.

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How the hell does Kelce get all the way out there in front? He's a monster.

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Foles keeper, first down!

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DAMN that's close to a first.

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ShutdownLine Brandon Manning's greatest accomplishment was playing so poorly that he made Flyers fans forget about Andrew Macdonald last year.

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Please don[t talk about Chip Kelly.

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Well short of the sticks.

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Looked like he was friggin held anyway.

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Eagles get the ball back.

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Damn man you have to catch that.

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OMG who was that to?

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Welcome back Peters.

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That's a Cowboys TD folks.

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Lol Giants, that was ugly.

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Ugh these early afternoon games are trash.

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Need a little more foil on those rabbit ears. twitter.com/NickFierro/sta…

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Does someone make a 45 port USB charger? Because Damn, every device I have now charges by a USB cable.

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Just scrubbed the toilet, Yay vacation!

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RT @RetroNewsNow: 'Here's to the new year. May she be a damn sight better than the old one...'
— Colonel Potter, 'M*A*S*H,' (1980)

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robertliefeld Holee-molee the crazies are out tonight!!!

via Twitterrific for iOS (retweeted on 11:26 PM, Dec 27th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

Oh man why do I still watch the Flyers?

Remember the Eagles last season? Remember the no chance they will win any… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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I have to tell you, I was pretty Thunderstruck.

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That OT was a real kick in the pills.

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Big dumbass turnover, pass pass, and we are hosed.

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That was Offsides as shit

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What a god damned wrist shot!

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Wtf??? RT @BroncoSportsFB: Today’s @FRBowl Game has been declared “no contest” due to severe weather in the Dallas… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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Good lord this Boise State game is never going to start back up.

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Great. Thanks Alexa, now I can't seem to live without you.

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Great, thanks , now I can't seem to live without you.

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ChristaBMiller Twinning presents.... @VDOOZER @zachbraff instagram.com/p/Br1R14cDX9h/…

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It's a Christmas miracle!

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My Twitter client is totally out of control.

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Suck it Jason Witten, btw.

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uublog fuck yeah he is twitter.com/fbgchase/statu…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:46 PM, Dec 23rd, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

Drunk ordered 2 more Foles jerseys for myself for Christmas.

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Rendell is a shaky old fucker.

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471 yards for Saint Nick.

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Cmon Jake, love you buddy. (Unless you miss).

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Here we go. Expect an ice time out.

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Jake. Please buddy. Please, for all of us.

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Sproles heard the steps

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Thanks Nate, good job buddy.

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It's all over anyway.

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Put him back in put him back in put him back in

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That really was an amazing catch.

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Remember how fun this game was 20 minutes ago?

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2 minutes to go from our own 10 LOLOLOL F me.

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Ecurt17 Those 2 extra points would’ve been nice

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:03 PM, Dec 23rd, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

BRB my TV is going out the fucking window.

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I'm turning this off

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4 minutes LOL fuck me

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Starting to feel like a loss.

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And that's what we called.

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We are really going to do this again?

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Please don't do this again to me Eagles.

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Another HORSESHIT call.

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Oh christ here we fucking go

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That's a delay of game assholes.

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Don't even give me any of that the refs just missed it bullshit.

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WTF he misses the XP

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That's some YAC baby

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Offsides brother, you gotta chuck that shit deep.

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Hey welcome back Tate

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Nelly fingertip catch.

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That's a pretty, pretty pass baby.

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RBonner_ Fuck cramps!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:55 PM, Dec 23rd, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

And fucking picked off. Cmon Foles that was DUMB.

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Had the first, ran backwards.

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WOW DG just Hulks that ball out of the pile.

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Of course. Fuck this game.

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You are fucking kidding me.

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AND NOW WE ARE GOING TO THROW FLAGS FOH

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KristinChristy U almost broke his neck asshole!!!!!!!!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:08 PM, Dec 23rd, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!!?!

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That's a fucking flag and a half!

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All this jackassery is going to end in a FG attempt isn't it.

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Well this really went to shit right quick.

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I'll take that all day.

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Another high pass from Foles.

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That was crazy early there folks.

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That evil turf monster.

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DAMMNNNN He slipped and almost got the TD

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Do not like that call at all.

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Hey Nelly is still on the team!

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Good lord just no where to run.

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Way high, and a penalty.

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There was no clear recovery. Eagles ball.

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3rd and 15, get the ball 5 yards before the sticks.

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This is shaping up to be an ugly drive.

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This is some really good coverage here, christ.

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TOUCH DOWN MIGHTY MOUSE!

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Adams lunges forward for the 1st!

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Trying to get my wife to call me Sparky.

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My wife lost my Pickle Rick t-shirt and I've already called several divorce lawyers.

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Ripping Venom. Can't wait.

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