The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

November 2018

@faketrivia @drewmagary That doesn't mean that we didn't totally show our ass today.

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@powellnathanj Have you tried any of the Unifi line? I have their switches, router/gateway, and an AP. So far I love them all.

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Who is the asshole with the long ass Bob Barker Price Is Right microphone on Post Game Live?

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Ed Rendell is a fat bag of luke warm water.

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"Let's see how much fight this team has left," and they totally show their ass.

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Oh yeah I'm watching Post Game because I NEED this pain.

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How fitting for Wentz to throw the ball to NOBODY and its picked off.

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Offensive PI lololol

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Yeah recap it for me. Just what I need.

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Yeah Wentz just can't throw the ball deep. Another badly under thrown ball for an INT.

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Woa Chris Long kinda sorta did something there.

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I do not want a Domino's pizza app that constantly says DONG.

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Now this is just rubbing it in.

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Douglass just hurt himself.

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DAMN the punter damned near gave him a power bomb!

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About to be 38 points. Still 5:30 left in the 3rd. This is where we are now.

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Instead of a stop, it's first down.

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Why am I still watching this?

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Oh this I Can't watch.

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This is the game of the fucking week alright.

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Jesus christ that was just awful coverage. 2 guys and not even an attempt.

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Gonna be 31-7 right quick.

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Fucking punt it on 3rd down I don't even care.

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1st and 10 starting at the back of the endzone.

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And another flag....

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That's "not a very strong call"

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LOL what were the 2 defenders even doing?!!?!

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He just broke 9 tackles.

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ARGH just running into...

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There goes that momentum. Oof.

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Well that appeared to be quite the clusterfuck.

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TOUCHDOWN! A RUNNING TOUCHDOWN!

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Wow, was sure they were calling a hold.

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Only good thing out of this game is that Brees is starting on my fantasy team.

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LOL he fucking walks in.

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Pretty sure my local HS football team could beat the Eagles at this point.

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Terrible decision to throw that one.

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LOL picked off F this team.

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Wentz going to get killed with this O line.

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I wonder what else is on TV?

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So who is next? Christ Almighty.

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And another injury. Throw in the towel boys.

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Sydney Jones running in circles.

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The sticks defense at its finest again. Seriously fuck that.

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Lol here we go. First play for almost 40.

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Awesome 3 and out. Awesome.

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Welp, here goes nothing.

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Wow that's some Fitzmagic.

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Another Big Ben pick, wow.

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I've just discovered the awesomeness of My Media for Alexa which lets me stream my personal music library to my Ale… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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I'm over this snow already. That's it, that's as long as I could take it.

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Ok, I got my Alexa Echo Dot working with @smartthings. What next?

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RIP Stan Lee. Excelsior!

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Golden Tate wondering why the fuck he came to the Eagles.

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Right over the middle. Laughable.

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Don't even give me more offense in this game, I can't handle it.

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Not a big fan of Schwartz, but he's been dealing with 1/3 of a team at best.

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That's all she wrote on the game and more importantly the season.

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Let it end. Just let it end.

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Oh Tate is on the team!

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Defense folds. Not sure what you can expect with no one left in the secondary.

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If the play gets passed the line, you can't expect much with 3rd stringers after that.

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JFC wide open. What can you do?

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WOWWWWWWW First down!

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Glad Tate is on the sideline.

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Not looking forward to the upcoming drive...

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That's cool, just let them get it all right back.

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Nelson pointing to his shoulder JUST AWESOME.

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I mean first down wooo love you all!

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This is legit making me sick now. They just have nothing. Nothing going.

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He has to throw that away.

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LOL missed by a mile!

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Awesome another injury.

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Defense says yayyy thanks a lot go team

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Holy lord don't do this.

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What an amazing catch from Ertz, first down!

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Well that was a happy little cluster fuck of a return.

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Shocked he didn't get flagged for that.

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Why any team playing the Eagles doesn't actively try for 3rd and long is not doing a good job.

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I just sustained an upper body injury throwing my grill off the deck.

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Yeah fuck this whole team.

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Fucking stupid ass prevent shit again.

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I believe I misspoke!

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No that's cool boys just let them march and score again.

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I'll cry if I want to shut up.

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Oh Cris Collinsworth can fuck right off with that President shit.

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Lucky as hell to only be losing by 6.

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What in the sweet name of christ is the point of that?

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Or that, I'll take it.

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Cmon that's clearly a delay.

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The best part of this fucking game so far was the Wreck it Ralph commercial.

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Hate that play call. HATE IT.

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I'm closing my eyes, but go for it.

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Cmon, I want a TD here.

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Cmon offense, let's settle down here and get some points.

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Any chance they will stop that shit ass defense?

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I HATE THAT GD DEFENSE

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Got to grab that one man DAMN

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OMG SKJKFJLSKHKNKNKJSNXOKMWDIVN

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Yay that was awesome let's punt again.

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Oh hello heartburn, welcome, come on in.

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WTF kind of punt was that?

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Pretty ugly 3 and out.

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Very sad that Eagles fans didn't boo the shit out of Bush.

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That sure looked like a forward pass to me.

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Google image search Marine One rain. Obama, Bush, even Reagan shows up. No one believes your bullshit.

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daub.me/p/64b68 - Midas loves the glare of the pellet stove.

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@Zimbra upgrade/migration finally complete. Could have only happened with the Migration Tool from @ZeXtras. Thank y… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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Roof leak. Fucking awesome.

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Ugh, this friggin Twitter client is killing me.

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Twitter just ate my tweet. Ah fuck it.

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Big shootout to the lowlife scumbag that smashed my wife's car window and offed with her purse. In the parking lot… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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My son and I are loving this Batman Ninja movie and I'm totally sorry that it took this long to watch it.

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I need a new project. I'm getting bored.

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I voted, but my sticker fell off.

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I will watch anything @batemanjason is in, i don't care.

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daub.me/p/f77df - Don't let anyone tell you that working in IT isn't glamorous.

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