The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

October 2018

FanSince09 down by noine

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:13 PM, Oct 30th, 2018 via TweetCaster for Android)

Wtf Twitter is eating my tweets.

via TweetCaster for Android

Golden Tate eh?

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I bit the bullet and ordered a @LifeOnPurple mattress. Arrives Friday. I'm so excited.

via Plume for Android

After that, the Rams win.

via Plume for Android

Lololol Ref sent him off to remove his earrings

via Plume for Android

Damn, the Bucs came back?

via Plume for Android

TCN replaying the Flyers Islanders game. Haha you have to be kidding me.

via Plume for Android

Winston threw 4 INTs? Damn.

via Plume for Android

Well that game did a number on the old ticker.

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I should check my blood pressure.

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Oof that's closer than I thought. That may stand as called.

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I'm going to kill myself

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Blow the fucking game on stupidity. Unreal.

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Fucking stupid. Really fucking stupid.

via Plume for Android

4th quart fall apart right on schedule.

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Two bad play calls on the way to a 3 and out.

via Plume for Android

Shitty defense gives it right back.

via Plume for Android

Jake Heart attack Elliot.

via Plume for Android

Almost impossible to run the ball with 3 backup linemen.

via Plume for Android

Prevent shit gives them 3 points.

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Jesus fucking christ are you kidding me.

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That is the worst opening drive I've ever witnessed from the Eagles.

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Kelce got hit in the pills.

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This Flyers team sure is a lot of fun isn't it

via Plume for Android

Omg the disc install of Red Dead Redemption 2 is going to take all night apparently?

via Plume for Android

I've watched all of this Making a Murderer series. Both parts. My main question is, Wtf happened to this dude's eye… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

via Plume for Android

chrislhayes I shouldn't be laughing this hard, but I'm broken inside. twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:11 PM, Oct 24th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

Barnett is out for the season? JFC what next?

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@perlmeister1l Not even the Fi app is adding up the usage properly, and I assume the widget gets the data from the app.

via Plume for Android in reply to perlmeister1l

@perlmeister1l I tried that, same result. Like I said, the app doesn't even seem to add up properly either.

via Plume for Android in reply to perlmeister1l

@projectfi Any idea why the Fi widget stopped updating on my two phones? The app appears to show daily data usage,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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And then fart in each others mouths in the 4th quarter. twitter.com/MBarkannNBCS/s…

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Laying in the fetal position in my Philly Special t-shirt, sobbing.

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I'm burning my house down.

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Oh look, a running play!

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Clearly hit the field, but they aren't overturning that one.

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They are going to let the int stand.

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It's an entire team collapse really. D really took the foot off the gas, but the O did almost nothing for 2 full drives.

via Twitter Web Client

That's your ballgame.

via Twitter Web Client

You are shitting me. That's awful and a half.

via Twitter Web Client

JESUS CHRIST YOU SUCK

via Twitter Web Client

So they completely gave up on the run?

via Twitter Web Client

Welp there it was, the dreaded 3 and out.

via Twitter Web Client

Oh no, our screen game sucks again!!

via Twitter Web Client

I'm starting to feel sick.

via Twitter Web Client

Wide open. Didn't stop a single play that entire drive.

via Twitter Web Client

JFC widddddeeee open

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No pressure whatsoever and Cam gets away.

via Twitter Web Client

But... He wasn't down?

via Twitter Web Client

Good lord that was a fucking hot mess.

via Twitter Web Client

When in doubt, throw it to Ertz.

via Twitter Web Client

That was a pretty nice play. Yikes.

via Twitter Web Client

Eagles D has to wake up. Can't let this easy shit keep adding up.

via Twitter Web Client

Yeah, that's a flag.

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Good lord, recovered by Wentz?

via Twitter Web Client

Just keep feeding Ertz.

via Twitter Web Client

LOL he was carried to the first down.

via Twitter Web Client

YOU ARE KIDDING ME A FLAG

via Twitter Web Client

JFC that Skycam view almost made me vomit.

via Twitter Web Client

Eagles sure aren't in a hurry here.

via Twitter Web Client

It's good, but boy was that hooking.

via Twitter Web Client

Ugh. He's gotta dump that somewhere.

via Twitter Web Client

Ugh false start. Let's not start this now.

via Twitter Web Client

AND HE CAUGHT IT ANYWAY! First down!!!

via Twitter Web Client

Ugh that was one... not so good.

via Twitter Web Client

Wow, he got a sack and DIDN'T get a flag!

via Twitter Web Client

RBonner_ Should only let him kick from 42 to 60 twitter.com/nbcsphilly/sta…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:31 PM, Oct 21st, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

How does everyone deal with Twitter's web interface? This is awful.

via Twitter Web Client

And he missed. That was just awesome.

via Twitter Web Client

Another screen! What is this sorcery?

via Twitter Web Client

LOLOL Both teams. Cmon.

via Twitter Web Client

All right, a screen that worked!

via Twitter Web Client

Ok D, let's see what you got for us.

via Twitter Web Client

Sigh.... what a great 3 and out.

via BitlBee

heyyyy that was fun!

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Water the Flyers doing?

via Plume for Android

Sorry if that is a repeat.

via Plume for Android

I want to go home.
Take off this uniform and leave the show.
And I'm waiting in this cell because I have to know.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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Wayne Train! Gooooaaalllll

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I totally need to get a Pixel 3

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Thanks to the Cowboys for no help at all.

via Plume for Android

New Slingbox installed. I know they are basically done making them and who knows how long it will continue to work,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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This weather is glorious. Wonderful sleeping weather.

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Trying to watch Wolverine and my daughter says Omg that's the Greatest Showman! I can't handle this.

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Call a fair catch you asshole

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Thinking of having some drinks and pre-ordering a Pixel 3.

via Plume for Android

Doesn't matter

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This is all over.

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The Eagles can't cover anyone

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This is just way over

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Yeah, this game is all done.

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Oh hey no flag

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The Eagles thouhgt process has been nothing but bad since the game started

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See? Line did its thing and the coverage is terrible

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2 points, GOOD!

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calling that back

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OMG what a catch

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Yeah. Just Yeah.

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

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Oh good Peters is back

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Settle down, this kick isn't automatic.

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RealMamaEagle Great. Here comes the field goal.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:24 PM, Oct 7th, 2018 via BitlBee)

Guess what, Wentz isn't as fast as he was

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Fletch needs to slap the shit out of him

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_travishughes Fletcher Cox pushing Jalen Mills and telling him to shut up is extremely my aesthetic

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:16 PM, Oct 7th, 2018 via BitlBee)

My 10 year old could burn Mills deep. Don't even argue.

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Anyone else want to defend Mills? Step up now.

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This game is over

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And another fucking turnover

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Drive killer penalty.

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We converted a 3rd down!!!!

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We are totally going to lose to the Giants aren't we?

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Glad all you big mouth Eagles fans talked shit all week.

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This team is absolute trash

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Fucking NFL is awful.

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Of course fucking Aikman thinks it is a good call

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YOU ARE SHITTING ME

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Oh no, we suck again!

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you are shitting me

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Great, even the punter has shanked one. Just never ends

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No less than 4 guys moved early there, fucking christ

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Peters WAYYYYY early

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This is what we all deserve for enjoying a Super Bowl win.

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So there that went

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NOOOOO GOOOODDD

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Lowered the boom and hurt himself

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Bowling for dollars on that snap

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Diggs tackled himself there

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Tackle the mother fucker!

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WHAT A CATCH!!!!!!

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I now refuse to buy Tide Pods because of Gronk. I don't care if I starve.

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So well this game is going to go right like this

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BOINK NO GOOD!

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Glad to see the Eagles D starting their shit early.

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