The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

September 2018

I drank way too much water and now I fear I will explode.

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TheLOSTFans Oceanic Flight 815 crash in real time. pic.twitter.com/elR9gH3870

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:04 PM, Sep 30th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

Coverage is fucking horrible and they have no way to fix it.

via Plume for Android

You give up 3 4th down conversions you don't win games.

via Plume for Android

Of course there is a flag

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Yup. That's the game

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Going for it

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Prevent boned us there.

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YOU ARE FUCKING KIDDING ME

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Here we go again, 4th down

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

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ColinHumphreys they're gonna throw it three yards here and break like eight tackles to get the first

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:24 PM, Sep 30th, 2018 via BitlBee)

False start baby!

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4th down. Here we go......

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Well. It's up to you D. All up to you.

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SWEET MOTHER OF CHRIST

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Well this is going to shit rather quickly.

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Looked pretty offsides to me, but hey, 1st down!

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They picked it up woooo

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There ain't shit you can see there to overturn that.

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The punter saved it, but he got ROCKED.

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Terrible decision to throw that.

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O-Line has been pretty terrible all day long.

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Yup, there that went.

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Welp. Starting to feel like a loss

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AND HE DROPPED IT

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A 3 and out is not what we need

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JayTrain not looking so good

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HUGE stop by the defense

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Well covered screen. Thank you, whew

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That was perfect.

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That spot looked generous as hell

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3rd and 20. AGAIN

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Oh my god whut

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Jesus christ OLine

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All down to the 4th quarter boys

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Titans get a TD after a soft as shit BS call.

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That is fucking awful.

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You are shitting me Mills.

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JFC can we do some tackle drills in practice?

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Are you serious?!

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There is the flag! FINALLY

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ANOTHER HOLD CMON

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Another flag...

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Friggin hold.

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DJODIJoIdoidcoiSMDpimfoisjgoincoeiin

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Oh my what a catch

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Ertz just keeps rolling

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The screen game has really gone right to shit

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All 3 timesouts and the 2 min warning. Do the thing Eagles.

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Looked a little holdy there to me.

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Damn, he almost missed that.

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That's a late hit cmon!

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At least Jenkins can still tackle.

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There we go, first down!

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Yeah that was a missed PI call for sure.

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Wow, that was some AMAZING tackle skills right there

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Illegal back in the block!

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Holy shit what a punt.

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Off his facemask.

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Look at that, another time they are at 3rd and 20+

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Untouched sack

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Let me know if you've heard this before, but, Wide. Open.

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Well that doesn't make me feel any better.

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Meh, I'll still see that Venom movie.

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Man that was a sure TD>

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Thank god because he was WIDDDDDDE open

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The kids and I are watching Solo. Han was about to kiss Qi'ra. My son said that he may not kiss her, he may stab her Dad.

via Plume for Android

And remember that, in the end. He does not care. twitter.com/djrothkopf/sta…

via Plume for Android

lauraolson @SenToomey Toomey: "Taking into account today’s testimony and everything else that has been presented about Judge K… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:26 PM, Sep 27th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

igorvolsky How can Kavanaugh ever act as an impartial judge when he’s spewing GOP conspiracy theories and believes Democrats a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:30 PM, Sep 27th, 2018 via BitlBee)

Imagine this guy when he gets sauced up.

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Kavanaugh going full WWE here.

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Sweet Christmas.

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That's some old school Fitz.

via Plume for Android

Still love you Vinny.

via Plume for Android

Fitzmagic INT again.

via Plume for Android

Why is hands to the face never called both ways?

via Plume for Android

That. That, uh, is the. The, uh, new Flyers mascot?

via BitlBee

straczynski Just read Brett Kavanaugh's 1982 calendar entry that miraculously appeared: "Quiet day, hung out with friends. Play… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:32 PM, Sep 23rd, 2018 via Plume for Android)

I love you pooky bear.

via Plume for Android

Damn, Belichek is pisssssed.

via Plume for Android

Tom Brady is the Sydney Crosby of the NFL.

via Plume for Android

Should have named my son Golden.

via Plume for Android

Stafford just Stafforded.

via Plume for Android

Lol these @NFL propaganda commercials are the absolute worst.

via Plume for Android

The best thing about football is that grown fucking men can't seem to be able to take off a headset by themselves. For shits sake men.

via Plume for Android

Tom Brady has a sad.

via Plume for Android

That's the absolute worst roughing the passer call I've ever seen. Omg.

via Plume for Android

Wide open. This is maddening.

via Plume for Android

Time for the D to step up. They had a heck of a rest.

via Plume for Android

That's a bad read by Wentz, gotta dump that away there.

via Plume for Android

Man that rug that Meyers is wearing is something of legend.

via Plume for Android

That was soooo close to a TD.

via Plume for Android

That's a first down for the Colts.

via Plume for Android

Smallwood taking the entire Colts D along for the ride.

via Plume for Android

And then he dropped it.

via Plume for Android

Damn, that was a a hell of a block.

via Plume for Android

NiallSnipars Size of that Ethernet port pic.twitter.com/QGPgJeUtHC

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:59 PM, Sep 23rd, 2018 via Plume for Android)

That was a bad. Bad. Bad throw to even try.

via Plume for Android

Thanks to the announcers saying no 3 and out for the Eagles. And then they go 3 and out.

via Plume for Android

I guess the knee is just fine?

via Plume for Android

I see the secondary is back asleep.

via Plume for Android

No way he was making that.

via Plume for Android

Here we go D. Show me what you got.

via Plume for Android

Thanks Phils. Whew that was a grind.

via Plume for Android

The Browns finally won!

via Plume for Android

Installing MySQL on Windows ranks right up there with using a pipe cleaner to snake a sewer drain. Just saying.

via BitlBee

rcw1168 Damn you Atlanta and your stupid 7:40 start times

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:09 PM, Sep 20th, 2018 via BitlBee)

@ubnt Do you have a hardware suggestion for a point to point wireless link for something under a mile?

via Plume for Android

Oh shit the Seahawks were part of the Thanos snap?

via Plume for Android

I should really start to migrate things to PHP 7, right?

via BitlBee

And he kicks it out of bounds.

via Plume for Android

No hands to the face? We cool with that now?

via Plume for Android

Help us D, you are our only hope.

via Plume for Android

Jesus christ on a crutch

via Plume for Android

What a shame for all the Twitter folk to travel to this game just to have the Eagles show you their ass.

via Plume for Android

O and D line look absolutely cooked. Everything all around looks just bad.

via Plume for Android

The D is cooked. This one is in the books folks.

via Plume for Android

I'm not going to lie, that Super Bowl was fun.

via Plume for Android

Penalty doesn't matter. Wide open in the endzone. They can't seem to cover a single person.

via BitlBee

Wide open, every fucking play!

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Fart noises, all around

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That big Eagles D eh? Good Lord.

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Tie ballgame!

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Big Dick Nick! 1st down!

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Pretty bad spot. But still

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Not even sure who that one was too.

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Ike58Reese Who the hell is Joshua Perkins????

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:58 PM, Sep 16th, 2018 via BitlBee)

He was MUGGED

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How wide open can these people be? JFC

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Eagles can't seem to cover shit.

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GET IT RIGHT BACK!!!!!!!

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That's an awful job even with a fucking review. You have got to be kidding me.

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That's CLEARLY a pass.

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Cmon that's clearly a pass!??!??!

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oh god oh god h god

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That's not a fumble, just stop.

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Hey they called one on the Bucs!

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GREAT punt coverage.

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2nd and 40 LOL

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2nd and forever.

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And a flag. For christ's sake

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