The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

September 2018

The Browns finally won!

via Plume for Android

Installing MySQL on Windows ranks right up there with using a pipe cleaner to snake a sewer drain. Just saying.

via BitlBee

rcw1168 Damn you Atlanta and your stupid 7:40 start times

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:09 PM, Sep 20th, 2018 via BitlBee)

@ubnt Do you have a hardware suggestion for a point to point wireless link for something under a mile?

via Plume for Android

Oh shit the Seahawks were part of the Thanos snap?

via Plume for Android

I should really start to migrate things to PHP 7, right?

via BitlBee

And he kicks it out of bounds.

via Plume for Android

No hands to the face? We cool with that now?

via Plume for Android

Help us D, you are our only hope.

via Plume for Android

Jesus christ on a crutch

via Plume for Android

What a shame for all the Twitter folk to travel to this game just to have the Eagles show you their ass.

via Plume for Android

O and D line look absolutely cooked. Everything all around looks just bad.

via Plume for Android

The D is cooked. This one is in the books folks.

via Plume for Android

I'm not going to lie, that Super Bowl was fun.

via Plume for Android

Penalty doesn't matter. Wide open in the endzone. They can't seem to cover a single person.

via BitlBee

Wide open, every fucking play!

via BitlBee

Fart noises, all around

via BitlBee

That big Eagles D eh? Good Lord.

via BitlBee

Tie ballgame!

via BitlBee

Big Dick Nick! 1st down!

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Pretty bad spot. But still

via BitlBee

Not even sure who that one was too.

via BitlBee

Ike58Reese Who the hell is Joshua Perkins????

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:58 PM, Sep 16th, 2018 via BitlBee)

He was MUGGED

via BitlBee

How wide open can these people be? JFC

via BitlBee

Eagles can't seem to cover shit.

via BitlBee

GET IT RIGHT BACK!!!!!!!

via BitlBee

That's an awful job even with a fucking review. You have got to be kidding me.

via BitlBee

That's CLEARLY a pass.

via BitlBee

Cmon that's clearly a pass!??!??!

via BitlBee

oh god oh god h god

via BitlBee

That's not a fumble, just stop.

via BitlBee

Hey they called one on the Bucs!

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GREAT punt coverage.

via BitlBee

2nd and 40 LOL

via BitlBee

2nd and forever.

via BitlBee

And a flag. For christ's sake

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You get a flag you ge a flag you get a flag

via BitlBee

And another ingury. Jesus Christ.

via BitlBee

UGH and a Flag

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There we go! COX!

via BitlBee

Eagles D a little too impressed with itself. Time to get back to work

via BitlBee

DJacc on my bench too. So stupid.

via BitlBee

Eagles D whoooof

via BitlBee

Damn, Boise D can stop shit.

via Plume for Android

RT @YahooSportsCFB: This Boise State TD catch was

via Plume for Android

Omg what a catch! 1 handed and into the end zone! TD !

via Plume for Android

Luigi's Mansion 3 next year? Sign me up now!

via BitlBee

Fucking @NFL. We have HD cameras on FUCKING MARS but we can't figure out plays here on Earth.

via Plume for Android

@xenorchestra Shucks I can't find it. I'm using the community version, does that make a difference?

via Plume for Android in reply to xenorchestra

Jon Hamm wants to play Batman? Ffs sign me up for that.

via Plume for Android

@xenorchestra Does XO have a way to use XenCenter's "Start on Host" option?

via Twitter Web Client

DonCheadle this. is. perfect. twitter.com/minggao26/stat…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:11 PM, Sep 12th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

It's one of those rat bastard spotted lantern flys! pic.twitter.com/CBCORv3PuK

via Plume for Android

Remember that Ted Cruz lip spittle thing? I mean for real how can you vote for a guy that had that happen. And then just ate it. Jesus.

via Plume for Android

LesBowen Ok I just woke the dog

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:12 PM, Sep 9th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

MarcFarzetta HOLY SWEET POTS AND PANS!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:12 PM, Sep 9th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

Holy shit and shove me in it.

via Plume for Android

That's a huge play. That's the game right there.

via Plume for Android

FauxJohnMadden Jon Gruden trading Khalil Mack was like Star Lord punching Thanos

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:45 PM, Sep 9th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

Yeah I'm done watching this.

via Plume for Android

You are kidding me. I'm the Aaron Rodgers jinx of all jinxes.

via Plume for Android

Another butt fumble!

via Plume for Android

I apologize to every fan of the Green Bay Packers. Every time I pick your QB he nearly dies. Every. Time.

via Plume for Android

Rogers is dead again along with my fantasy season. AGAIN.

via Plume for Android

GREEN BAY YOU ARE KILLING ME

via Plume for Android

Any week Dallas loses and we win it's a good week.

via Plume for Android

This game is insane.

via Plume for Android

Browns are gonna Brown!

via Plume for Android

Someone tell the Browns what hurry up means.

via Plume for Android

Boise just running it up at this point.

via Plume for Android

@powellnathanj Well so far the game is fantastic. I must be getting old because damn there are a lot of buttons to remember.

via Plume for Android in reply to powellnathanj

daub.me/p/dbc5d - It's past midnight and I'm playing friggin Super Mario Bros.

via Plume for Android

PorkCenter RICKLES WINS IT! RICKLES WINS IT!

The Pigs walk-off 3-2 in the 13th on an RBI single by Nick Rickles!

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:46 PM, Sep 7th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

jdawsey1 Kim Kardashian and Leonard Leo in a picture together somehow tells the story of this White House almost perfectly. twitter.com/ivankatrump/st…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:22 PM, Sep 7th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

@powellnathanj I should be able to give you that no later than November, because my Internet just went right to shit.

via Plume for Android in reply to powellnathanj

Copped again. This is why my mailman hates me. twitter.com/FatKidDeals/st…

via Plume for Android

Downloading Spider-Man for PS4.

via Plume for Android

Time for some Iron Fist.

via Plume for Android

Djsjdkfjxnfjdbdbdbd Holy shit!

via Plume for Android

Bullshit. That's bullshit

via Plume for Android

That's what we call Offsides now?

via Plume for Android

3 and out. Don't get nuts kids.

via Plume for Android

Wtf is this green zone shit?

via Plume for Android

And we start the season with a penalty. Of course we do

via Plume for Android

Whew shit, that was close.

via Plume for Android

JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY LET'S SO THIS

via Plume for Android

Thanks for pretending Collinsworth. Nice job bud.

via Plume for Android

daub.me/p/fbdf3 - Man this new work keyboard is going to make my hands fly!

via Plume for Android

You already paid for the shit. The only point you are proving is how fucking dim you are.

via Plume for Android

I just ordered 20 Nike T-Shirts and when they arrive I'm going to cut the swoosh off. Do you people stop to think b… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

via Plume for Android

drewmagary Who else is excited for the sneaker tariff

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:49 PM, Sep 3rd, 2018 via Plume for Android)

Just finished . WOW. Now onto .

via Plume for Android