The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

July 2018

Press release: There was a minor incident dealing with a water pick, but the patient is stable and in good spirits.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

via Plume for Android

kenolin1 Okay, sssssh. I think @realDonaldTrump finally fell asleep. No tweets for over an hour. But whoa - these tantrums a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:29 PM, Jul 29th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

@xenorchestra Stumbled upon it after switching to @xcpng after Xenserver crippled itself. Great work, so far I love it!

via Plume for Android in reply to xenorchestra

WOW why have I not tried @xenorchestra before? It's absolutely amazing. Just have to see if work will pony up the cash for the paid version.

via Plume for Android

thehill GOP lawmakers abandon effort to impeach Rosenstein after less than a day hill.cm/84gnF8Q pic.twitter.com/9pxuh80d20

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 6:55 PM, Jul 26th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

"Previously on Lost..."

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Oh look, it's raining again. Huh.

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daub.me/p/4c07a - OK I'll admit maybe this addiction is getting out of hand.

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I'm "I had pictures in my wallet" years old.

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95% chance of 1.5 inches of rain. Well isn't that just lovely.

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Rip Philly Soul. They got their asses kicked.

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daub.me/p/d4514 - Chives are coming in! Parsley, thyme, and mint in the background.

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DC is totally going to make me spend 8 bucks a month for their streaming shit aren't they....

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OMG WHAT A SAVE BY BLAKE!

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daub.me/p/134a6 - Homemade Spicy Dill Pickles. Get some today!

via Plume for Android

ChrisEvans This is real.

Not only did Biff cross out a sentence aimed at protecting American democracy, but this genius missp… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:08 PM, Jul 17th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

daub.me/p/b477f - This is serious business. The game is going down to the wire.

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daub.me/p/0879d - My son decided to peel off my Switch screen protector. These bubbles are giving me anxiety times 100.

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Harper's interview was worse than the headband.

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That Harper headband. Ugh

via Plume for Android

@AntonioSabatoJr @GOP @HillaryClinton @POTUS How can you be so sure stupid? Maybe if he RELEASED HIS TAXES?

via Plume for Android

@playontv Any chance Playon will record Netflix with surround versus just stereo sound?

via Plume for Android

Please tell me there will be more of the @JoelMcHaleShow!

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Yessss. Been waiting for these, copped instantly. twitter.com/FatKidDeals/st…

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Damn, Ray Emery? RIP Razor.

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Gooooaaalllll Croatia!

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Good night, another France goal.

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Gooooaaalllll France. Croatia's defense totally stopped playing.

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Wtf? What the shit are they doing?

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Kick is good, France up 2-1.

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Oof that's a handball in the box.

via Plume for Android

Damn that was a hell of a strike!

via Plume for Android

Gooooaaalllll! Tied up!

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Wow, looks like a head deflection off Croatia. Ouch.

via Plume for Android

Gooooaaalllll, France up 1 nil!

via Plume for Android

neilhimself My friend Paul just emailed to say his favourite placard in the London Trump protests was the one that said was ALL… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:56 PM, Jul 14th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

paulfeig I can’t wait for you all to see this great documentary about Freaks & Geeks on @AETV this Monday. It’s a pretty def… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:50 PM, Jul 14th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

hungerlordjrjr I live in rural PA where Pizza Hut is fine dining. If any immigrants want to come change my culture for fucks sak… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:50 PM, Jul 14th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

robertliefeld So, Deadpool and Matt Damon continue their bromance as DP takes over more Fox classics when DP2 is released next mo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

via Instagram (retweeted on 12:06 PM, Jul 14th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

Wow so close England!

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daub.me/p/f6ed9 - That basil is too big for my tomato!

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GeorgeTakei Well, that about sums it up. pic.twitter.com/0BegZTGeNX

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:20 PM, Jul 12th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

ultrabrilliant Thought I'd see what the Doom modding community is up to these days. pic.twitter.com/3CAZhr4BVM

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:04 PM, Jul 12th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

It ain't going home lads.

via Plume for Android

Croatia beats England! Wooooooowwww!

via Plume for Android

Uh oh, England down to 10.

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DAMN YOU ENGLAND

via BitlBee

Which face is more punchable? Ted Cruz or Mike Pence? I have to say it's a really tough call.

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Just got home, missed the 2nd half. I did not want France to win this match. Ugh.

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Man it's a hot one...

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WOW what a save!

via BitlBee

Sorry New England, candlepin bowling is not real bowling.

via Plume for Android

@xcpng Upgraded 7 HP blades from XS 7.1 to XCP 7.4.1 without a single issue. Awesome awesome awesome. Thanks for all your work!

via Plume for Android in reply to xcpng

Server snapshots just saved my life. Thank you.

via BitlBee

Time for a little "late" might

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daub.me/p/d1d3f - That's some cold brew goodness.

via Plume for Android

Gooooaaalllll! Tied up in extra time!

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Wow, handball just outside the box.

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Croatia Gooooaaalllll!

via Plume for Android

Almost done with the upgrades. My eyes are getting heavy, it's light out and I haven't slept. Yet.

via Plume for Android

Oh, it's getting light out. I should probably go to sleep. Maybe.

via Plume for Android

It is server upgrade night. I can't wait to see the sunrise. HERE WE GO!

via BitlBee

Alfaro at 3rd? This is awesome.

via Twitter Web Client

On to the bottom of the 9th!

via Twitter Web Client

BroadStBull This is the longest nine-inning game, time-wise, in history. John Kruk: “Happy to share it with family.”

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:23 PM, Jul 6th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

Upgradiing the devel @Xensever cluster to @xcpng. I'm so excited!

via BitlBee

@xcpng Is the process from upgrading to XCP on a Pool the same? Upgrade the master first, then continue through the pool?

via BitlBee

Haha suck it Brazil.

via Plume for Android

daub.me/p/70bc7 - Apparently the dill doesn't even care about the grow lights, even in a relatively dark basement. @AeroGarden

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daub.me/p/7768d - Our new welcome mat is here. Thanks @FatKidDeals!

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Love fluxbox, still use it to this day! twitter.com/nixcraft/statu…

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daub.me/p/98361 - No, that's not spinach, that's HUGE genovese basil! @AeroGarden

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Work has been without power since early Monday morning to replace old power gear from the 70s. Generator ran fine u… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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- Actually believes he wrote his own book(s) twitter.com/PalmerReport/s…

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If you don't love Duce after that reaction alone, I got nothing else for ya. https://t.co/lRoRtPIIAm

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That looks like a really solid sammitch tray in the background. twitter.com/NHLFlyers/stat…

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Well, try not being a fucking scumbag, Dersh. twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/s…

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I have a hot news tip for you. It's friggin hot outside. That is all.

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That's all she wrote, Brazil moves on!

via BitlBee

Heh, that's some awfulness Neymar.

via BitlBee

Brazil goooaallllll......

via BitlBee

KNAPP SECOND DECK WALKOFF BOOOOOOM

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Why would you run on Alfaro? Just why.

via Plume for Android

Someone wake me when something happens.

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And now free baseball!

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Back to back extra time matches. Love it.

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A friggin kick save. Unreal.

via BitlBee

Spain, what are ou doing baby?

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Russia getting away with murder here.

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