The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

June 2018

Oh, now fireworks. Thanks neighbors.

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Go home Union, you are drunk.

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andylassner Reminder:

The President of the United States of America is such a colossal, fuck brain of a moron that he took a p… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:05 PM, Jun 30th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

Good lord what a crazy extra time that was. Portugal is done.

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Wide open net and he sailed it!

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Gooooaaalllll! All tied up!

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What a beautiful setup and goal.

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Uh oh, Argentina gets one back!

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And again! Wtf happened to the defense?

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And just that quick, France is ahead.

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Finally getting around to trying some @xcpng on some newly installed blade servers. I am very excited!

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I mean, lost cause doesn't even describe this game does it?

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HEELReport 20 years ago today. pic.twitter.com/E916WnUeC6

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:01 PM, Jun 28th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

I know all you Eagles fans have watched the Super Bowl replay many times. As I have done myself. But if you haven't… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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Hahahahah Holy shit I need a minute here. twitter.com/joshtpm/status…

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Cilantro planted, seeds from @BurpeeGardens. Let's see how these grow your own seed pods work in the @AeroGarden.

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Ugh, Brazil.

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The Korean goalie has been pretty insane.

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That was not Advanced German Engineering.

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WTF ARE YOU DOING GERMANY

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OMG THE GOAL STANDS.

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Replay time....

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Man Sweden is really giving it to Mexico...

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Hey Fox Sports Now, your web streaming IS SHIT. Thank you.

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meathead Good food & safe food is served at a precise temp. Here are the temps, and the where USDA and Chefs disagree ow.ly/btXE30cxxmz

via Hootsuite Inc. (retweeted on 4:04 PM, Jun 26th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

Off the post!!!

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I think it's time to buy a new Jeep Wrangler.

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As the song goes, "Well 2 out of 3 ain't bad...."

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Boooooooooooooo . F this bullpen, for real.

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I started late, but I'm determined to finish the season finale of Westworld. Tomorrow will be the first day back fr… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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Westworld Wtf is even going on. Damn.

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A hair late, but it's Westworld time!

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daub.me/p/9ad27 - Hey @robertliefeld, I guess they will put on anything!

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Damn, Germany is bringing it.

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Omg what a cheeky goal.

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@BleedsOnB Awesome. I think the weather this week has been the best ever.

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Last night of the shore vacation. It always goes so fast. Great weather all week so I have no reason to complain. S… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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PearlJam YES WE ALL CARE. Y-DON’T U. pic.twitter.com/T32C99GG1c

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:50 PM, Jun 22nd, 2018 via Plume for Android)

It's not a trip to Wildwood without... pic.twitter.com/kDfGqoFRx7

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Wow, goal in the 90th breaks the tie.

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He missed completely!

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MrGeorgeWallace Got a new jacket this mornin' and whatnot. pic.twitter.com/A3ABo9S08r

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:56 PM, Jun 21st, 2018 via Plume for Android)

Wow. Holy cow 3 nil.

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Well this Russian match got out of hand pretty quickly.

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What the hell is going on ?

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Well that server reboot did not go well at all...

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Look at Kim Jong Uns face. Even he can't believe Trump is this fucking stupid. twitter.com/BreakingNews/s…

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Bencjacobs I appreciate the fact that folks are asking Dennis Rodman about his foreign policy expertise. I just wonder why no… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:32 PM, Jun 11th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

The "President" is too God damned stupid to realize he's getting buzzed.

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CapehartJ And with that handshake, President Trump has done something no other President has done: Legitimize the brutal dict… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:26 PM, Jun 11th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

We are all going to die aren't we?

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JamesGunn “Those who cannot shall be appointed to high-level positions by their family members.” - Chinese Proverb twitter.com/ivankatrump/st…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:49 PM, Jun 11th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

Westworld time, here we go!

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So the Philly Soul really fell apart huh?

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One more episode of The Expanse and I'm caught up. So good. So happy Amazon decided to keep it going.

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Could have told you that for 1 million. twitter.com/qikipedia/stat…

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Jesus christ someone help @BenLively19 get his account unfucked.

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daub.me/p/87dc7 - Apparently Matty's favorite retro game is Michael Jackson's Moonwalker on Sega Genesis.

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scottEweinberg Yikes. Now there's one fucked-up message. twitter.com/mmfa/status/10…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:30 PM, Jun 7th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

A quarterly Deadpool @lootcrate? Take my money!

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daub.me/p/3139a - Here Dad, this is a very powerful Pokemon card. Keep it with you in case you ever run into serious trouble.

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@terilyns68 My hat is off to you, I don't know how you have the strength to put up with these assholes.

via Plume for Android in reply to terilyns68

OsiUmenyiora Damn. I woke up this morning feeling pure love for the @Eagles. And as a former New York Giant, that hated them com… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:27 PM, Jun 5th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

JoelGHodgson Can't wait to hit the road with @jonahray! Tickets on sale soon!

mst3k.com/tour pic.twitter.com/qKh5V38YUb

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:03 AM, Jun 5th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

@terilyns68 And if he does, he wasn't a fan anyway.

via Plume for Android in reply to terilyns68

SenBobCasey I’m proud of what the @Eagles accomplished this year. I’m skipping this political stunt at the White House and just… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:44 PM, Jun 4th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

mstry001 Bye Felicia twitter.com/BillGomez10/st…

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 9:44 PM, Jun 4th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

16G of RAM, now we are cooking with gas baby.

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Hrm, Basketball or Westworld?

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Well that was friggin ugly. Thanks Phils.

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@darthstar99 I have a Fossil Q Founder 2. I like it, but mainly only use it for call/text notifications, so I don't… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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daub.me/p/2cca0 - We finally have baby snails! Thanks addon macro lens.

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Keep voting for assholes people. Keep voting for assholes. twitter.com/rickhasen/stat…

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And the skies just opened up. Holy shit.

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