The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

May 2018

THAT time it's a strike.

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Cmon that's a strike.

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Wtf is he going to 3rd for?

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MSmithBubbles We recently regained the worldwide rights to my favorite thing we've EVER done. It's called the "Drunk And On Drugs… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

via TweetCaster for Android (retweeted on 9:20 PM, May 31st, 2018 via Plume for Android)

FletchReports 33 years ago today cinematic history was made with the theater release of “Fletch”. I assure you. pic.twitter.com/EGI2HA67Sk

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:50 PM, May 31st, 2018 via Plume for Android)

Sure sure, it is easy to speak up now, after the fact. Cowards. twitter.com/JYSexton/statu…

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Can we finally get rid of Rocky? This is the last straw. twitter.com/PressSec/statu…

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OriginalFunko RT & follow @OriginalFunko for the chance to win a Deadpool on Scooter Pop! pic.twitter.com/Ca2ySlbVeb

via Sprout Social (retweeted on 7:07 PM, May 27th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

@powellnathanj Old ass motherboard doesn't support it or I would have in a heartbeat.

via Plume for Android in reply to powellnathanj

I would totally buy a soundtrack album.

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Considered buying a new home server, but decided more RAM will do the trick for quite some time. Upgraded from 8 to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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TrueFactsStated We are well on way to financing our second billboard with sales from the Treason Token. maddogpac.com/products/the-t… pic.twitter.com/oFxc7NFS1o

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:18 PM, May 27th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

Shovel Knight for Switch acquired. Retro side scroller game day is today!

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Ohh, Trump is hiding Melania as a setup to bow out saying family medical issues. I like the way you people think. K… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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Scored a 12 pack of Zima baby. Party like it's the 90s.

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nerdist The Roci will fly again! Amazon has officially renewed for season 4: bit.ly/2s9LoTItwitter.com/i/web/status/1…

via CoSchedule (retweeted on 11:55 AM, May 26th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

NickFierro Joe West. Again.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:08 PM, May 25th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

The Phantoms totally Flyered this series. Get blown out to lose 4 games to none. Yikes.

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Phantoms look dead on the puck. This was a fun run boys.

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Yes yes you updated your privacy policy I get it already.

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Hello heartburn my old friend...

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@krazylegz That's it! Got the flashlight cheap, turns out it needs special batteries. Dang it.

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I guess I missed this yesterday, but now the GOP wants to crowdfund that fucking wall? LOLOLOL

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TonyAndrock A frustrated Alex Lyon kicks at a Mason Marchment in his crease and he's ejected. Five minute major and a game misconduct.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:18 PM, May 23rd, 2018 via Plume for Android)

jfreewright If the NFL thing was about the flag & anthem, you’d be outraged when Trump doesn’t hold a hand over his heart & bot… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:51 PM, May 23rd, 2018 via Plume for Android)

Oh great the Phantoms are losing.

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daub.me/p/3bf23 - Wtf kind of battery is this? It's next to an AA battery.

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Hey Trumpy, $3.15 for gas this morning. Thanks a lot buddy. eh?

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RobynLively The dead to my pool... I’m so freakin proud of you @VancityReynolds ! pic.twitter.com/nqr8Eynvkg

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:26 PM, May 22nd, 2018 via Plume for Android)

Amazon to bring back ? YESSSS!!!!

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daub.me/p/1f3e1 - Tomato sprouts! Now we are getting somewhere.

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Soooo Shogun world eh?

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Blaaahhhh that's a 2 game lead. Dammit.

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daub.me/p/3cf4d - Look at this guy at the Marlies Phantoms game. In awe of him, absolute unit.

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Phantoms are buzzing!

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daub.me/p/e4866 - Tons of herbs means tons of home made pickles!

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daub.me/p/f6a99 - The dill, mint, and 2 types of basil are also growing really well.

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daub.me/p/03e33 - 5 days and it's already time for more salad greens!

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Damn, was going to go see again tomorrow, but all the morning tickets are sold out. Shit.

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OriginalFunko RT & follow @OriginalFunko for a chance to WIN these Colossus & Negasonic Teenage Warhead Pop!s. pic.twitter.com/AS4r2meKPh

via Sprout Social (retweeted on 9:08 PM, May 19th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

Deadpool 2 was AMAZING.

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Deadpool 2 tomorrow Deadpool 2 tomorrow Deadpool 2 tomorrow Deadpool 2 tomorrow.

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@VancityReynolds Can you please tell me if there is a @TheRealStanLee cameo in ? There has to be. Please.

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daub.me/p/f8f7f - The dill, 2 types of basil, and mint is growing like gangbusters.

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They are just taunting me to spend my money. twitter.com/LVPhantoms/sta…

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daub.me/p/41c36 - Bought a new "gamer chair" for work. Whatever, it was cheap and is comfortable.

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Remote upgrades that I have no control over scare the shit out of me.

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Oof. Followers are dropping. Guess some people don't like growing hydroponic plants for fun.

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daub.me/p/506f3 - First harvest! Lots of greens, some dill, and giant basil leaves!

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RT @IL0VEthe80s: Retweet if you wanted or had one of these... https://t.co/KogtbRxiXq

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Hrm. Now, to get handbrake working with forced English subtitles. I'm worried because I plan on getting Black Panth… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

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I love when HBO Now shows me a commercial for Westworld when I start watching Westworld.

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BrotherlyGame It took nearly a full calendar year, but the Philadelphia Union have finally won a road game, 2-0 over Montreal Impact

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 5:02 PM, May 12th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

OMFG Alex Lyon is a beast. Just finally saw the news now.

via BitlBee

And the Sixers fall apart.

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daub.me/p/8280f - What are the two of you doing?

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The Legion soundtrack is outstanding.

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LVPhantoms FINAL: The take Game 3, and a 2-1 series lead, with a 5-1 win over @CheckersHockey tonight. Shots in th… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:48 PM, May 8th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

TonyAndrock GOAL. On the delayed call, Oskar Lindblom scooped up the loose puck and fires it into the empty net. 5-1 , 3:20 left

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:23 PM, May 8th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

daub.me/p/1a2b7 - The dill and the two basil plants are growing nicely. Only thing that hasn't sprouted is parsley.

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Deadpool 2 ticket purchased. Maximum Effort.

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Hartnell crushed him!

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daub.me/p/45053 - Matty with the Avengers movie poster. He was smiling. He wasn't smiling when we left.

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Disappointed in Hulk tbh.

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Wow. That ending huh?

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Finally watching Infinity War. And I managed not to see one single spoiler.

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Well Phillies, this is going really well.

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I should have gone to sleep when I had the chance. Dammit.

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molly_knight Me, scrolling through Twitter right now. pic.twitter.com/aCruC8adww

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:54 PM, May 2nd, 2018 via Plume for Android)

@powellnathanj Lol that's very true. My son saw that robot backpack and lost his shit.

via Plume for Android in reply to powellnathanj

@powellnathanj Man when are we trying this Nintendo Switch Labo stuff? I may be too big for the robot kit. Shit.

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To the fucking Marlins.

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daub.me/p/b4928 - The salad greens are really coming along nicely.

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