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April 2018

I guess I'll wait for the Pixel 3.

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superchunk Six Feet Under reboot looks terrible pic.twitter.com/9k6t7FIuoY

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daub.me/p/2bc23 - I added a second AeroGarden, now growing lettuce.

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I think I would be far more upset with the Flyers situation. But the Eagles win the Superbowl. That really helps.

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The Flyers biggest need is a new coach.

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See this is what I'm saying. RT @sportsdoctormd: If fans are throwing beer cans, they're empty. No one's hucking $1… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

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That's bullshit. Philly fans would never waste beer by throwing a full can. We aren't buying it.

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I'm fine with the shit thrown down on the ice. Keep it coming.

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Yeah how the fuck is that not a call?

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I'm sorry Flyers, it's not you, it's me.

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Wow. WOW! What a brutal penalty

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Good to see the power play go to complete shit

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This may be the last period of hockey this year....

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Has to be the worst Gudas game I've ever seen.

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I'm fine with letting Gudas go during the intermission.

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That's absolutely embarrassing ref.

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flyersfansindc See, ref, if you call one of the first 8 PUNCHES then maybe Konecny just walks away. That’s how you lose control of a game.

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Let me fucking guess, only the Flyers get called there huh?

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That was all kinds of sideways starting with a shitass turnover.

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Oh my lord what a pass.

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Laughton scccoorreessss!

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Please don't make me praise McDonald.

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Shoot the fucking thing!

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Welp. You leave the porch open like that what the fuck do you expect?

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Omg the Leafs are going to blow it aren't they.

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Someone take my Amazon account away from me please.

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I'm glad to see the win, even if the haters and losers didn't want them to.

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I need to lay down.

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I am stunned.

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BroadStHockey WAKE UP PHILADELPHIA
AND LEMME HEAR YA SING
THE ORANGE AND THE BLACK
THE ORANGE AND THE BLACK pic.twitter.com/UWq7ckqm4X

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What a fucking all out effort from the Flyers.

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EMTPY NET GOAL!!!

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HOLY SHIT I NEED A BREAK

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OH MY GOD WHAT A GLOVE SAVE

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GOOOOOOAALLLLLLLLL

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TonyAndrock Providence ices the puck with 0.6 left. will win Game 1 3-2.

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HDGHLDGDLGDHGLDkhgld

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Good job Manning is something I never thought I would say

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FlyersPuckSauce Weise is on the ice. 6 mins left. Help me understand.

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TonyAndrock Alex Lyon makes a ridiculous stop and gets the rebound too. PBruins take their timeout with 1:19 left.

Lyon up to… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

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I don't know what kind of injury Coots has, but the guy is the best guy on the ice. Amazing

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How can that not be called? That's fucking insane

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that's fucking bullshit

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Sure and NO CALL on that play

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Giroux not looking good.

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End of 2, still tied, now at 2-2.

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SHORTY!!!!!!!

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WEAK AS SHIT

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Yeah it may be time to watch a movie or someshit

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Probably all over because when the Flyers are down they tranform into a shitass

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So there that went.

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FlyGoalScoredBy This is about the time of night where we all hug and say our goodbyes.

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Down goes Crosby and up goes the arm. But of course.

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You allow them to bein the zone that long, that's the shit that happens.

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I mean, there that was.

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Holy shit my poor heart.

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Of course a penalty is called. Cmon

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Wait, the Flyers had 22 hits? Seems a bit high for the first period.

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Damned app keeps crashing when I hit the radio broadcast button.

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Captain slapshot please and thank you.

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HOW WAS THAT NOT OFFSIDES?

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And of course a fucking penalty.

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What's the deal, do I need in on this God of War stuff or not?

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JFC OSX I just want to format a god damned usb drive. 20 minutes and still waiting.

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A new A Perfect Circle album is out at midnight. I cannot wait!

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WTF RT @ComicBook: The Deadpool 2 director confirms some jokes in trailers won't appear in the final film:… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

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The team completely gave up at the exact wrong time. Yay that was awesome thanks.

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Glad this shit show is over. One more game before this god damned nightmare officially ends.

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Nice dive you big giant pussy.

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What a great time for this Flyers team to show their ass. What a shitass team.

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DrunkHockey Just play this in the locker room, Hak @fakelavy youtu.be/YvBsTrPO0p0 @NHLFlyers

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Of the Flyers have no reason to give a shit, I don't see why I should either.

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I'm done with this. Time to watch the Phils.

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This team, and their coach, is a giant dumpster fire. Just end it and let us all move on.

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Jesus Herbert Christ. Offsides.

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Oh hey, they called one? Yay!

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BeerMeABeer If the Flyers score in this game, I will send each and every one of my followers (even the haters and LOSERS) a prepaid Visa card for $8

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Whoops no call, everything is fine with that

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That's a weak ass call and fuck you

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OH MY FUCKING GOD THEY CALLED A PENALTY

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@loctastic @FanSince09 I actually started on Compuserve with an acoustic coupler. Lay the phone on it like that shi… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

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RealTommyPro Almost 6 full minutes of consistent zone time and you throw that that pass cross ice to lead to a 2 on 1? And where… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

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I don't want to watch this anymore. I've had enough. I'm glad they won 1 fucking game.

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That was an amazing shift with all that pressure, and then a giant bag of fart at the other end

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Yeah after all that? Fuck this

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Fire Manning into the sun.

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Yeah, so there that goes. That should about be the end of this thing.

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CALL THAT SHIT REF THAT IS BULLSHIT

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Simmonds has to be hurt. He's been basically useless this entire series.

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I just gave myself one of those ammonia sniffs. Getting fired up!

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@FanSince09 Started with a 9600 baud dial up to a BBS system originally. Usenet was an upgrade!

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Oh man, RIP Judge Harry T. Stone. Night Court was the best.

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CillizzaCNN The Trump tweets tomorrow morning are going to be .... Whoa boy.

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wyshynski Just when you think the Capitals have exhausted every avenue for playoff disappointment, they drop back to back hom… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

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Watching YouTube videos on drywall repair because

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I guess I'll have to focus more on the upcoming Phantoms playoffs, because this Flyers shit is beyond ridiculous.

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I'm very sad to say that these are the last few games of Wayne Simmonds career as a Flyer. That really hurts to say… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

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Nothing like completely showing your ass for your first home playoff game. Thanks for the heart .

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I think we all have seen that Hak has no ability to adjust when necessary. Willy nilly line adjustments, no time ou… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

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That's fucking awful. I'm out.

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Simmonds has just disappeared.

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Just let this game end already. Can't even pretend to get shit going with a constant fucking parade to the sin bin.

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daub.me/p/3b020 - These new CapriSun are pretty good!

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JESUS CHRIST RING THE BUZZER

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Yeah, but don't mention the Letang absolute dive, so fuck you too.

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Hey, the Phillies though!

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They have completely given up!

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Goalie change time. A time out. Do fucking something coach.

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Hard to believe this is the same Flyers team that played the first period. Really fell off the cliff and here we are.

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That will about wrap this one up. Not going to get better from here with this effort.

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This is about to get really, really ugly.

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Christ almighty, nothing to show after all that.

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Jesus we can't buy a goal.

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Still can't believe there isn't a better D option than Manning. Ohhh

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Is Simmonds hurt? He hasn't been very effective.

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That was all kinds of derp.

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Surprised Letang is playing after Giroux stabbed him 9 times last game.

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Wow, one of those fucking things has to go in!

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Getting a bit chippy here folks!

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Wow, what a glove save. Patrick gets robbed!

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I better take a blood pressure pill quickly.

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Someone watched The Expanse. RT @howtogeek: Geek Trivia: Which of these pine tree species require forest fires to p… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

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Man, that orange head ass is really on a roll this morning.

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TrueFactsStated Now up near York, Pennsylvania on I-78 north of I-81 pic.twitter.com/JiSAZjpBO6

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I can't believe people are still bitching about the Giroux Letang thing.

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Win one on the road. That's the best thing you can ask for.

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Not a lot of goalies make that save on a Crosby breakaway. Period.

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I think Elliot did a hell of a job after getting the hook in game one. Came back strong as hell. It's the playoffs.… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

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This is the perfect statement after that horrible game 1. RT @RealMamaEagle: I’m really proud of the Flyers. What a… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

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Lololol long ass empty net goal!

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And no call on Crybaby!

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Clement is all fucking nuts and I love it

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Jesus christ are you fucking kidding me. You can't have both a penalty and a horseshit dive at the same time!

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That was the most delayed horseshit call I've ever seen!

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Tim Peel is a douchebag.

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You better believe that's a fucking penalty. That was a fucking mugging.

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What a diving play by Ghost.

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I'll take a power play thank you.

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Hold up I need my inhaler.

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