The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

February 2018

daub.me/p/6aa9f - Hanging in our "hall of pictures."

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I've saved this and watched it at least 50 times. twitter.com/Eagles/statuse…

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How many dog shit sandwiches can one person eat? twitter.com/dcexaminer/sta…

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There is the final, moves on!

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Damnnn what a wrister. 5-1!

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Slovakia getting all the calls now...

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Needed a clear badly there. 3-1

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Gooooaaalllll! That's 3!

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Wow 2 penalties, one guy is bleeding. Wow.

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Garbage rebound Gooooaaalllll!

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robertliefeld So I’m doing another twitter giveaway, this time it’s this Spider Man/Deadpool Variant with a COLOR Remarque of bot… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

via Twitterrific (retweeted on 5:03 PM, Feb 19th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

NYinLA2121 Rick Gates be like... pic.twitter.com/YfhFZriXt7

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:13 PM, Feb 18th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

robertliefeld So I’m doing another twitter giveaway, this time it’s this Spider Man/Deadpool Variant with a Remarque of both on i… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

via Twitterrific (retweeted on 4:10 PM, Feb 18th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

That's some top shelf grease.

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joelmchale You mean One Piece Man? “This changes...one thing.” twitter.com/heather197539/…

via Echofon (retweeted on 12:03 PM, Feb 18th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

Snowing like a mofo now. Wow.

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thedavidcrosby Blaming all Muslims for terrorism is like blaming all musicians for Ted Nugent.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:36 AM, Feb 16th, 2018 via BitlBee)

mostew1 @TrueFactsStated I can't love this enough. Proud to have donated.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:36 AM, Feb 16th, 2018 via BitlBee)

And just like that everything falls apart and Slovakia scores. Tied at 1.

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@RealMamaEagle He truly is all of us. I've watched that almost 50 times and I'll watch it again.

via Plume for Android in reply to RealMamaEagle

Imagine if this fucking guy "represents" you. Disgusting. https://t.co/CsftOkWLXk

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Totally a kick. Cmon.

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That should be no goal. Who knows with this ref crew.

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Awful. That was terrible.

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That was so offsides it hurts.

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You change the rules of hockey because women are playing it. That's just awful as well.

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I'm sorry, but women's hockey is pretty terrible.

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Damn, smoked the ref.

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PegasusX21 @TheRickWilson So, Infrastructure Week appears to be proceeding swimmingly.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:36 PM, Feb 14th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

daub.me/p/af9c8 - Advanced server rack cooling at its finest.

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TheJohnDiMaggio Hey @VP , suck a cock, and then get some fucking gun laws in the books. (BTW: I only said suck a cock because it sc… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:07 PM, Feb 14th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

"Pray in one hand, shit in the other. See which one gets filled first."

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Well that didn't take long. loses in OT after being up 2-0 in the 3rd.

via BitlBee

And they tie it with 1:37 to play. SONOFA!

via BitlBee

FINALLY NBC's streaming works in a Linux browser.

via BitlBee

That is a total BS call.

via BitlBee

FUMBLE SACK, EAGLES BALL!

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bitfield ssh-audit is a tool for checking the security of SSH servers (think of it as like SSL Labs for your SSH server), wh… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

via Buffer (retweeted on 7:26 PM, Feb 11th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

RT @MichaelRapaport: Shit was all good just a week ago!
SuperBowlSunday https://t.co/fflky4V6xd

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TonyAndrock Not really big surprising news, but goalie Alex Lyon isn't at the annual season ticketholder carnival t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:10 PM, Feb 11th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

Upgraded my controller and all firmware on switches and access points. Busy morning!

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HOLY SHIT THE WIN A SHOOTOUT!

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hockey at 2:30am? I'm all for that.

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And now my wifi went all fucky.

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ComicBook Happy birthday ! The "merc with a mouth" first appeared in New Mutants #98 on February 10, 1991! pic.twitter.com/8uyVdMuAcx

via Media Studio (retweeted on 1:21 PM, Feb 10th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

OK Fanatics. Take control of my wallet.

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I hope I get some sleep.

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Twitter all getting along, no big arguments. These are indeed strange and confusing times.

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Stephen_Gross23 As time runs out in 5-1 win over Hershey, fans chant "E-A-G-L-E-S, EAGLES!"

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:47 PM, Feb 9th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

SO MANY COMMERCIALS.

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daub.me/p/22a24 - Oh yeah baby, give me some curling.

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Trump appears to be moments away from saying "Maybe she deserved it." Literal human trash.

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Never trust a person with fingernails like that. twitter.com/io9/statuses/9…

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Well crap, what did I break on February 4th? pic.twitter.com/dCZBtQDfwB

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zachbraff And just like that I’d heard of two Stormis.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:12 PM, Feb 6th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

Eagles We’re Champions, and it’s time to celebrate! These custom II headphones from @Bose could be yours. RT… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:03 PM, Feb 6th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

Congrats to Wentz on getting engaged. Saw the pics. Take it easy with that kneeling pal!

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PhillyFanLife .@mikefelger, who said Roy Halladay "deserved what he got," was absolutely owned by Ray Didinger after ripping on P… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:20 PM, Feb 5th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

Rough morning, whew. Still worth it.

via BitlBee

I'm drunk and I'm buying a Bradford White water heater.

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are world Champs. They did it. They. Did. It.

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We won. I went outside and screamed, and 2 people screamed back. Super Bowl Champions. Thank you.

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iWIC3 Thank you Nick Foles. Thank you Ertz, Jenkins, Darby, Mills, and of course the best DLINE IN FOOTBALL! No doubt.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:46 PM, Feb 4th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

It is what it is, but Nick Foles caught a touchdown pass in the God damned fucking Super Bowl.

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And Nick Foles caught a TD pass!

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This is it. This is it. They won it. WON. IT. The Super Bowl.

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We are Super Bowl Champions!

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My Inlaws and my wife are from New England.

But. We. Won.

WE. WON!

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I can't even handle all of this.

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A little early contact huh? Aka a fucking penalty.

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Here it is. Here it comes.

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Holy shit we got one!

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Totally coming back.

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RealMamaEagle We’re playing the Patriots, so this is getting overturned.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:00 PM, Feb 4th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

They will call that back.

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Need to get pressure. That was ridiculous.

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Waiting for the gif of "the play" so I can keep it forever please and thank you.

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

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That's as bullshit as bullshit gets.

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That's how it happens. There it is.

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Here it fucking goes

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That's the turning point we were not looking for.

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Blocking like I've never seen.

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This is legit going to kill me.

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Nicky needs to run that shit man.

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Smart. Smart. Very smart.

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Are you fucking kidding me

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Lololol Danny Dovito.

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Whew. Bend don't break, we can do it too.

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If the Patriots win I am unshoveling every sidewalk in my neighborhood.

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Wow that's a lot of booooooos

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My palms are starting to sweat.

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Might need a pregame shot of Titos for my nerves.

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robertliefeld New twitter contest! WIN a signed copy of New Mutants #87, 1st appearance of . RT’s and must follow! Chosen a… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

via Twitterrific (retweeted on 11:30 AM, Feb 3rd, 2018 via Plume for Android)

@AmazonHelp It says "We're sorry your package is late. We don’t have a new delivery date, but we recommend waiting… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

via Plume for Android in reply to AmazonHelp

I'm unsure if @amazon knows the definition of the words "guaranteed delivery date." I will add that it almost never… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

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I've been waiting, it's time.

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Black Panther tickets acquired. Cannot. Wait.

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