The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

January 2018

JonHeyman chris long @JOEL9ONE is an amazing guy. donated his entire salary this year. just another reason to root for the ea… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:07 PM, Jan 21st, 2018 via Plume for Android)

Listen. Foles impressed me tonight. We have ALL shit on him. But tonight? Amazing.

via Plume for Android

Now is not the time to fight.

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Someone get my man Ajayi some shoes that fit.

via Plume for Android

GalloSays The Eagles will be an underdog to the Pats and that’s the best favor the betting folks could possibly do for the team.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:52 PM, Jan 21st, 2018 via Plume for Android)

No catch no catch no no

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EAGLES BALLLLLLLLLL!

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This soft coverage is killing my liver.

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D FENCE D FENCE D FENCE

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Beautiful play call. First down!

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Foles is starting to warm up!

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NFLResearch The Patriots were called for 1 penalty against the Jaguars

It is the fewest penalties called on one team in a play… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:03 PM, Jan 21st, 2018 via Plume for Android)

Dumb as dumb can be.

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And another stupid fucking penalty FOR NO REASON

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Out of bounds, wide open.

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That was a pretty damned good pass.

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So, yeah. That was not the drive the D wanted to allow.

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Jenkins with another bad angle. Gotta make that tackle.

via Plume for Android

@maroonhurricane @projectfi Finally got through to support. Says it was "escalated." Saw on Reddit and Fi support f… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

via Plume for Android in reply to maroonhurricane

Ugh @projectfi SMS is all sorts of broken.

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Of course there is a flag. Of course.

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And no flag on that one either. Come on!

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Gronk call was obvious. PI? Nope. Not even close.

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Hrm, to order a Pixel 2 or not, that is the question.

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win in OT! And I was actually here!

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daub.me/p/68a6e - Thank you Eric Lindros! #88

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I'm "my computer used to have a Turbo button" years old.

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I still miss The Soup. Why does E! have to ruin everything that is fun?

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I wonder whatever happened to all of my old cassette singles.

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Black Lightning, here we go...

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"Healthy teeth and gums."

We literally just watched this asshole lose his dentures and say "God bless the United Shates."

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@BleedsOnB You are never home alone when you have Twitter!

via Plume for Android in reply to BleedsOnB

daub.me/p/46598 - IT'S HERE IT'S HERE IT'S HERE!

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If Trump is 239 then I'm 194.

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First tickets of the year. Thursday. For 88.

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Big E was a big part of my younger years. Tears will flow. twitter.com/NBCSPhilly/sta…

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I laughed at this harder than I should. https://t.co/s63g4uupHx

via Plume for Android

@xenorchestra That was so easy I almost couldn't believe it. Thanks!

via Twitter Web Client in reply to xenorchestra

danieljpowell Today the president's Press Secretary brilliantly announced to foreign intelligence agencies that she has an Intern… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:29 PM, Jan 14th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

And also, fuck the Saints for being classless losers and not coming back out on the field.

via Plume for Android

That was just... Holy shit.

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Exact reason I'm not sure I want the Saints.

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Damn that's close too!

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Plenty of time it appears...

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Are they checking to make sure that old lady didn't have a heart attack or what?

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What is Payton even doing? Coach, you crazy?

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Double Uh oh, we got a game folks.

via Plume for Android

Saints finally score.

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How can the Saints play this badly?

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NickFierro If next week’s game is called like this one, won’t have much of a chance. The receiver has no chance at the… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:15 PM, Jan 14th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

No way was that a first down.

via Plume for Android

Big Ben completely threw in the towel with this last drive. Wasted time like I've never seen before.

via Plume for Android

That's a weak ass call.

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How is that not a TD?

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That was a forward pass, settle down.

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Up and over, TD Jags.

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The Patriots get yet another gift. Good god.

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Holy shit and shove me in it.

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BALL GAME! HOLY SHIT!

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Did they even move the clock?

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JEva5711 My heart watching eagles football! pic.twitter.com/ABHGIY9hfr

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:42 PM, Jan 13th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

They are really going to blow this aren't they. It's really going to happen.

via Plume for Android

Terrible time for the defense to come up soft.

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And they get it on 4th down. Shit on me.

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I'm going to vomit Btw.

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That is no way a catch. But here we go, as per usual.

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Woa Woa Woa that ball looked movey!

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Is this what it feels like when normal people exercise? Because I'm exhausted.

via Plume for Android

Really needed that. Whew.

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That horrid timeout is going to burn later isn't it?

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Christ don't do this to me.

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They still haven't tackled him!

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Keep punching them in the mouth!

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Well it didn't work that time, that's for sure.

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Is there a mistake the Eagles can't make?

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Good! Be still my heart.

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And now we can't run it.

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Huge 3rd down conversion!

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Stop showing Wentz. I'm out of tears.

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Well that wasn't fucking ideal.

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No pressure on 3rd and long.

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Freeman tackled himself. Thanks pal.

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What the christ is this game?

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And they needed a review for that too.

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Whew. No flag, he touched that.

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Wow. I'll take that.

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Sorry, Foles is bad.

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He was very open. Very.

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I can't put into words how angry that makes me. All started with a dumbass punt coverage.

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Of course. Brb, I need to break all the things.

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And a flag. But of course.

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No shit first down asshole.

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That's the kind of dumb shit that loses games. Period.

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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING??

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Gd you have to make that tackle my man.

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Fucking kill me now.

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Wasted a first down with that pass play.

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Pressbox2013 Going for it at the 50 is what they think of Nick Foles

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:06 PM, Jan 13th, 2018 via Plume for Android)

Listen, I'll cry if I want to.

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Not sure how some of you folks had any faith in Foles.

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And out of FG range. Wonderful.

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Jesus christ I can't watch this.

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2nd play turnover. Just like it was drawn up.

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Wondering what else is on TV.

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And there that goes. Falcons ball. Fuck me.

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Quack Quack and a flag.

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Help us Nick Foles. You are our only hope.

via Plume for Android

@xenorchestra Awesome, thanks! I'll give that a whirl on the devel vms.

via Plume for Android in reply to xenorchestra

Jumanji better be good...

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