The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

December 2017

I ate too much fried food. We got a man down over here.

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That's it for the Ravens.

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Ravens water you doing?

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That about sums that up doesn't it.

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Chuck it up my brutha.

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This is as fun as a recent Adam Sandler movie.

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The fuck is that noise?

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Oh, but no flag there huh?

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This is as fun as a root canal.

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Dez didn't catch it.

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Cmon no one was even close.

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That coverage was not good.

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I counted 9 holds on that play.

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Damn, that was perfect as perfect gets.

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Punt it on 3rd down. They will never see it coming.

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Run you son of a bitch run!

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Yeee haww first down!

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Jesus christ fumbleroonie.

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JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS THAT BEEPING SOUND

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Oof, bad angle Mr Jones.

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Get a safety and we win this 2-0.

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This is fine. All is well.

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Maybe Mike Trout can play QB?

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Welp. That was just horrible.

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Fucking commercials man.

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mjkeenan Have your headphones ready Tuesday Morning. New Years treat. Find a nice spot under a tree, by water, mountain view… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:15 PM, Dec 31st, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Torrey Smith, professional ball dropper.

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Running Scared. What a great movie. I may need that on Blu-ray.

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What's with the hate for the John Wick movies? I don't get it. I hope they make 5 more.

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One of of my favorite cheesy 80's movies of all time. Remo Williams. pic.twitter.com/GO3G8rqWLZ

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RT @WeTekOfficial: We all love to change the skin once in a while. These were the most spectacular #Kodi #skins of 2017. Enjoy

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So why were people bitching about The Last Jedi? Fantastic movie, we all loved it.

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Morning Star Wars movie time!

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daub.me/p/2e365 - No, you can't have any more salt and vinegar chips.

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@terilyns68 That one is even better than the first.

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Bought the kids Fire Tablets for Christmas. It has books and fun learning apps.

All they do is use the camera app… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

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@terilyns68 That's the most adorable thing I've ever seen!

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Almost done with my Netflix show list. What should I try next?

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Randell, "The way this team is going, it has to play the entire game."

What is this mother fuckers salary for thi… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

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BoopStats Tuesday, Dec. 26 @PhillyDailyNews Back Page -- pic.twitter.com/N88ky29PDi

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Merry Christmas to all, and the won.

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Not sure what else to say. Bend don't break used to be the hill we died on years ago. Now, it's not good enough?

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Football on paper isn't the same as playing football on the field. That's why the games are played. At the end, the won.

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Hard fought win. Wasn't a good game by any means. But it's still a gutsy win.

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Oh great it's shit neck Randell.

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Get Peters to threaten him again.

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Welp, that's probably the game right there.

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Well that was quite an awesome play.

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Don't do that. Please don't do that.

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Awesome time for Jones to kick a total shitter of a punt.

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Oh hey that was great.

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Nope, that's out, Eagles ball.

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That's damned close. Too dammed close.

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Awful screen coverage on 2nd and 20.

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Oh. My. Fucking. God.

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And a fucking flag, Lololol

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GOTTA CATCH THAT MILLS

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And I have a Dr's appointment tomorrow. Being hungover after this game? The Doc may admit me right to the hospital.

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RT @amyfadoolNBCS: Ray Didinger right now: “Jesus...what a

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HOLY SHIT GOT IT BACK

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I'm going to kill myself.

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And he didn't catch it.

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I wanted to like Foles. But it's just not there.

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Well that was just fucking awesome.

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Mills didn't do shit, he just flubbed it.

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This is not inspired football.

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AND HE FUCKING MISSES IT.

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What the actual fuck?

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Gd that's fucking weak.

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BOOM I'll take that flag.

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That's not a fumble.

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RobTornoe Jon Gruden was an avid listener of Philly sports talk radio when he was an assistant, apparently.

"Yeah… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

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Man assumed that was against the Eagles. Usually is.

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And a flag. First down Raiders.

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Triple fucking covered. And he still caught it. Holding be damned, triple fucking covered.

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How was that not grounding?

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OK that play showed it.

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Not sure he was touched?

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Why would you try that?

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Missed the finger wag.

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Wide open as wide open gets.

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Whew. That was telegraphed.

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Hey there is a flag.

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Need a little whiskey for the nerves.

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starwarstuff Star Wars || War Pigs pic.twitter.com/T39mZQ7Pt6

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:08 PM, Dec 24th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

So people really didn't like ?

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@mstry001 I've used that for non sports. Has been really flakey lately.

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@mstry001 About the only one I've heard people use was Sports devil. I personally haven't used it in years.

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"How does stabbing someone in the asshole make you feel better?" Man, is full of great one liners.

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Glinner This thread is the first time I've felt good about the Internet in a year. twitter.com/MattBinder/sta…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:58 PM, Dec 22nd, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Vacation begins..... Now!

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I watch entirely too much Community.

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Wow, this really went to shit quick like.

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Carr had the first down and a lot of time. Cmon.

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A folded index card wins it.

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That's the right call. Game over.

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Fuck that guy in the cowboy hat.

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A fucking index card.

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DanHellie Who needs technology. pic.twitter.com/KCuEuliiGd

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:28 PM, Dec 17th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

David_Malandra Never seen this before, an Index card to determine a 1st down on a 4th down
pic.twitter.com/ZlMv5OGP90

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:27 PM, Dec 17th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

RealMamaEagle Don’t explain yourself to people. I’m a 30 year old who plays Pokémon and anyone who has a problem with that can go… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

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That's... Ehhh. We don't know anything anymore. Neither do the Steelers. That's lol.

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Are there lights out? Why is this game so damned dark?

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That is fucking horrible. Atrocious. Terrible. Look up more words for "shitass."

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If this is overturned this is the absolutely worst call in the history of the NFL.

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Wow. Seriously, wow.

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How is that asshole Randell still on the post game? For real.

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Holy shit what a catch.

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I have to go soak my head in some ice water.

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Whew. That helps. More room for a slant.

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Sorry. I have no faith here.

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Nice job letting the Giants march on you for the better part of the game. Embarrassing.

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And a fight. What the fuck.

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And a flag. Jesus christ this game is over.

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OMG THAT WAS THE GAME

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Not the great start D.

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powellnathanj How terrifying would those singing Amazon prime boxes be if they started screaming as you opened them with a pocket knife?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:08 PM, Dec 17th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

"Trust your defense" yeah OK.

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And that play. Throw them both out of the book.

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Can you not with that play?

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Doug got the time out, come on!

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First down knew it all along. Heh.

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Looks like he got a shot to the pills.

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Oh a run to the outside. Look at that.

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Donny Jones Punt Pump Fake.

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