The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

December 2017

Roy Moore is totally going to win.

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Omg Yay we won! Omg no we didn't!

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CutonDime25 Nick foles about to bring them back

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:27 PM, Dec 10th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

NFC Champs. Still hard to celebrate.

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I ain't done drinking until it's all gone.

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BroadwayJay2 So I got the chance to spend the day with my new best bud Keaton. It was unbelievable to get to know him and realiz… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:52 PM, Dec 10th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Hold up, I need a personal time out to catch my breath.

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Help us Defense, you're our only hope.

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A hold are you fucking kidding me

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"Dad, you yelled the F word really loud that time." Sorry sweetie, yes I did.

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Holy shit they stopped him!

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Is the facemask not part of "the head?"

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Imma need a sick day tomorrow.

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Imagine enjoying a football season.

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See how all the happy ass slapping ends after all these weeks? We can never have anything nice.

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Defense completely shitting the bed.

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Won't matter about the injury if the D can't stop a single Friggin play.

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If anyone needs me I'll be in the garage drinking paint thinner.

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Well cya next year guys.

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I'm going to throw myself off the deck.

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What play call is that? Christ?

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Jesus balls and a half.

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Eagles D folded like a napkin that entire drive.

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2nd half starting just like the first.

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Run the ball, waste some time, christ.

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Is Jay Train hurt? Wtf man

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Lol 27 1/3 yard line.

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MaxOnTwitter This might be the worst spot I've ever seen twitter.com/DanLevyThinks/…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 5:53 PM, Dec 10th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

What the fuck kind of spot is that?

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And then we run that kind of shit.

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Don't do this to me D.

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That's as close as a close call gets.

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Let's all just calm it down.

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And a fucking commercial.

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That's a damned fine pass.

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Call that both ways mother fuckers.

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That was all sorts of a false start.

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Oh no, let's not argue another forward pass.

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Going to need to stop a run or two here.

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OK Defense, your turn to respond.

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I'll take any flag we can get.

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TimRiday Fairly certain the Flyers, Eagles, Sixers and Phillies talk amongst themselves and divide up when it’s their turn to piss off Philadelphia.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:34 PM, Dec 10th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

So it's going to be one of those games.

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What the Fuuuuccccckkkkkk

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Jesus fucking christ.

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And now Green Bay wins in OT.

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Shady closes out the game!

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Omfg Panthers are you kidding me?

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Ugh thanks Panthers.

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Now that is actually roughing the passer.

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Dez didn't catch it.

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Just saw Coco. Wonderful movie. I think someone was chopping onions at the end...

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daub.me/p/db1a3 - The kids are all over the Christmas Tree train!

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daub.me/p/41bb2 - So yeah, my cat loves peas.

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RT @WJCinBUF: 3 weeks from today, hockey will be played here.

USA

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Lol "No puppet, no puppet, you're the puppet."

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Gronk is going to appeal? Of course he is. He will probably win because Patriots.

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Of course it was a tough loss. Every loss is tough. But Damn, look at the overall picture here people.

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Stop. Please. 10-2. 10 and fucking 2. Just stop.

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Lol now that was just stupid.

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That was an absolutely horrible call.

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Or maybe not. For. Fucks sake

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Both sides of the ball weren't good enough. Relax, it is what it is. Don't go crazy and blame anyone after you have… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

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That was NOT a forward pass.

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Wide open. No need to worry about anything else. Wide open, all night long.

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That was not a forward pass.

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D. It's up to you my friends.

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We aren't the Patriots and we don't have Tom Brady. Those calls are not for us.

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We were more than due a bad game. Let's hope this is just that.

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HurkaDoesSports Dallas fans are going to come out tonight. This is why we call them cockroaches.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:32 PM, Dec 3rd, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Just not our night. Better to lose now you know.

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Ecurt17 Refs calling ticky tack shit and missing the completely obvious penalties is great

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:22 PM, Dec 3rd, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Good to see the Seahawks call for a flag EVERY. PLAY.

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You are fucking kidding me

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Why not give it to them?

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That's fucking weak. Again.

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Jesus fucking christ.

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And a horseshit flag. Of. Course a flag.

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That's fucking horse shit. Horse. Shit.

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Now is not the time to turtle.

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That's actually worse than some shit Andy would do.

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So that's all good? Are you fucking kidding me?

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Points are points. I guess.

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RealMamaEagle Please get 7.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:20 PM, Dec 3rd, 2017 via Plume for Android)

terilyns68 1st down bitch!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:20 PM, Dec 3rd, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Thank you. Offsides. Thank you.

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Pete is a 9/11 truther. That's all you need to know.

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That's a lot of Eagles flags. Hope it evens up.

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Of course a flag. Of course.

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Short field, get it done boys.

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Not a fan of that call.

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Seattle marching right down.

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It's early. Just Hush up already.

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I wonder how long it will take to build a Raid1 dual 8TB drive array with mdadm?

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daub.me/p/19ed5 - And now our elf has a super hero costume.

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Chiefs water you doing?

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Lololol Chiefs players losing their shit.

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NFLRT Gronk wasn't ejected for this because...Patriots

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via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:03 PM, Dec 3rd, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Green Bay wins in OT.

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Look at that, the Patriots somehow make out after all of that. Shocking I tell you!

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Wow, Gronk has to be tossed for that. That's embarrassing.

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Buffalo with the dumbest challenge ever?

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DratzX @WhatsPatUpTo @SenToomey This is my Senator. He sold me, my fellow Pennsylvanians, and this nation to the telecom l… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:57 PM, Dec 1st, 2017 via BitlBee)