The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

November 2017

Wow, Boruk really is some kind of asshole.

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Closed door meeting! Finish your drink!

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We've all seen this before. Just about time for a "players only meeting." Then, you know, they still suck.

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Jfc 9 seconds. 9 Friggin seconds that power play lasted.

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I think it's safe to say we all saw that coming.

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Lol of course. Tied up in under 7 seconds.

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No call on the elbow to the face, that's cool.

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We never get those calls.

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Been a long time since I've listened to the Flyers on the radio.

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Vacation is over, back at the airport. Bummer.

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daub.me/p/4eff0 - This is how Matty sleeps on a Disney Vacation.

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daub.me/p/c2a7d - A little whiskey before bed?

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trailerparkboys This. Fuckin. Happened.

Did Ricky outsmoke @tommychong? Watch , now streaming on Netflix! pic.twitter.com/RcxDwfo35h

via Sprout Social (retweeted on 6:23 PM, Nov 26th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

@realDonaldTrump inherits Daddy's money, takes all the credit. @realDonaldTrump inherits a booming economy, takes a… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

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ElectricSlide.gif please.

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Was that the electric slide?

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Jesus Captain Fumble.

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Forgot my damned ear buds in the room, so I'm Twitter following the

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Glinner Say he's lying! Why is it so hard to say he's lying?! twitter.com/TIME/status/93…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:56 PM, Nov 24th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

The Flyers lost in OT again? Wtf?

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Barnacules Next time someone tries to tell you that the internet was fine without and it going away will won't… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:20 PM, Nov 24th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Damn, that was a lot of Titos Vodka. Whew.

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This has to be the worst fucking football game I have ever suffered through.

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daub.me/p/f3b1c - We have the Nemo ride all to ourselves!

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Of course. Of course in OT.

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caplannfl QB Carson Wentz is leading Pro Bowl voting with over 273,000 votes.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:59 PM, Nov 22nd, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Some guy at Animal Kingdom asked to take a picture of me and my Rick and Morty Mr. Poopy Butthole t-shirt.

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Sorry Disney, this new Avatar/Pandora thing is basically awful. 2 rides and literally nothing else to do.

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daub.me/p/ee4e6 - This guy was trying to start trouble.

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daub.me/p/16642 - It was snowing in Hollywood Studios!

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daub.me/p/f1f40 - We got to see a Pixar Coco preview!

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tkreidl What do you mean "had"? I still have one! Really!!! twitter.com/Boris/status/9…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:49 AM, Nov 22nd, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Looks like I really didn't miss much by missing the Flyers game eh?

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daub.me/p/1bffb - Look out, we have a pouty pants!

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Toy Story ride breaks and we are in the middle of it. Yay!

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daub.me/p/2fdfb - Too early for a Long Island? Nahhhh.

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daub.me/p/bf454 - Spaceship Earth. One more time!

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daub.me/p/e7c79 - The Living Seas aquarium is still my favorite.

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daub.me/p/b892c - Bloody Mary after last night's Eagles win.

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So happy to see Disney's in room wifi crawl to a complete stop.

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I mean, do we even have a backup kicker? Sonofabitch.

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What the christ is even going on?

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And we are stuck on Space Mountain.

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Off to the Philly airport, Disney here we come!

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@RBonner_ Damn, pennies? Not half dollars or something??

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Man, I am totally digging Android Wear 2.0.

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Oh good, a friggin shoot out.

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A rando call based on crowd reaction? Fucking horrible. Atrocious.

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That's absolutely fucking horrible. A total shit show of a call. And these Refs get paid to do this job. Awful.

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Woa, SyFy is going to air Futurama? Yessss!

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daub.me/p/933d4 - I got this stuff for 8 bucks. I think I'm doing OK so far.

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daub.me/p/c9f8a - My daughter gave me fake money so I can buy random stuff from her. From her room.

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@powellnathanj Did you try the Switch Parental Control app? Pretty sweet stats on who plays what!

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IronStache Republicans tried cutting rich people's taxes in the 80's. It failed to create jobs. They tried cutting rich people… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:29 PM, Nov 15th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

daub.me/p/16a02 - The greatest flash drive. Ever.

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Damn, the Cowboys get away with a lot of dirty shit.

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Thor was AWESOME. I may have to see it at least one more time.

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daub.me/p/7aa2d - Jr totally won't let me play on the Switch. Come on!

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280 seems like a bad idea.

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daub.me/p/9c681 - Jack Daniels and the , a perfect match.

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Steve Bannon looking scabby as usual.

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James Brown, is dead. (LA Style)

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My daughter is 9. She's in the next room. She's emailing me. I tried, but where have I gone wrong?

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BoopStats Wednesday, Nov. 8 @PhillyDailyNews Front Page -- pic.twitter.com/wMl4HHyHPj

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 11:28 PM, Nov 7th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Finally upgraded all of my @Raspberry_Pi OpenELEC installs to @LibreELEC. A few adjustments and all is well! pic.twitter.com/V7e935rrTk

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perlmutations Could it be that the muthafucka can’t find his ass with both hands? twitter.com/msnbc/status/9…

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 8:10 PM, Nov 6th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Trying to explain the time change to my cats in regards to their dinner time. It's not going very well.

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Holy shit Parkey just recovered his own kick!

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Dez didn't catch it.

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AstroKatie At this point, "thoughts and prayers" just means "shut up and take it"

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:24 PM, Nov 5th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Of course Dez gets a call. Absolute horse shit.

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Potato sack race TD celebration is the best so far.

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Oh, 8-1? I didn't even notice.

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Ballgame! steamroll over the Broncos.

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Eagles Apologies, we actually ran out of fireworks at @LFFStadium. pic.twitter.com/4uXjPPRSDe

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:22 PM, Nov 5th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

TD! That's a 50 spot!

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He was WAY offsides.

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Cmon let Nicky bomb one!

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Lololol closed his eyes and chucked it eh? INT!

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Untouched, Touchdown! (Lol option play)

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TD is good! Ajayi first TD!

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Dunno that looks way too close to call definitively.

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Not sure he was in...

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And there is the cheesesteak shot.

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Jesus christ can we speed this up?

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Could this take any fucking longer.

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Damn who launched a bottle rocket.

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Yeah buddy if you think I'm talking to you during football Sunday you are crazy. pic.twitter.com/BM3S1LP4Fj

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OK OK everyone settle down.

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That's a quick timeout

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Oh shit, Ertz is out.

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He scores! Tied again!

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Flyers are killing me.

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Gooaalll! Tie ballgame!

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daub.me/p/0ff23 - Smoked cheese is packed and ready to mellow.

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Boise State is losing already? Damn.

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Finally all cleaned up all of the smoking incidentals. Can't wait to try that cheese.

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daub.me/p/fd43f - The cheese before the smoke!

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daub.me/p/dca8e - Time to season the cold smoker attachment.

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Finally got my 8bitdo controllers paired with the Switch. Now we can all have some fun.

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OhNoSheTwitnt [brown man drives car into crowd]
Trump: Terrorist! Death penalty!

[white man drives car into crowd]
Trump: Fine people on both sides.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:40 AM, Nov 2nd, 2017 via BitlBee)