The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

October 2017

Has all the feeling of a clunker game. Time to turn it around.

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No late hit huh? Yeah going to be one of those games eh?

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MyPhilaEagles Where the hell is Blount!????

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:06 PM, Oct 23rd, 2017 via Plume for Android)

The word ridiculous doesn't even begin to describe it.

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Hey wide open big gain.

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Hey look at that a flag

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That was absolutely fucking stupid.

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WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING?

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And another flag you have got to be kidding me.

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RIP Hicks apparently.

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Pretty nervous about this game tbh. Let's go !

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Starting to look like this game is over.

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Sure sure, give it to him. Penalty because Brady.

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Lol of course, someone breathed near Tom Brady.

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Omg they go for it on 4th and 7 and get the 1st.

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So glad to see Dallas fans talk shit shit this game against a team with no wins. Spin your shit, we can take it.

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Wow. Totally figured they would give them the first down.

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He's WAY short, that's an awful spot.

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That's a awful spot.

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daub.me/p/3f3a1 - No Eagles on Sunday? It's nappy time.

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Dez didn't catch it.

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Cody Parkey being setup for a game winning FG kick...

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Damnnn Lloyd off the post!

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Ertz makes it 4, all in the first.

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Holy cow what a catch in the Miami game.

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Damn you Boise State.

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MSmithBubbles John Dunsworth gave a lot of gifts to the world, only one of which is the genius that is Jim Lahey. Some unreleased… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:27 AM, Oct 18th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

Hello heartburn my old friend....

via Plume for Android

r_saunds_21 RIP to the Man, the Myth, Jim Lahey. (John Dunsworth) May The Liquor call the shots for you in heaven now. pic.twitter.com/u2p9IOobYG

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:21 PM, Oct 16th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

JuddApatow At midnight Trump is eating M&M's and watching Hannity repeats wishing he was taking a married woman furniture shop… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:04 PM, Oct 16th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

corybowles This fucking hurts

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:50 PM, Oct 16th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Oh no. Not Mr. Lahey. RIP bud. You'll always be the Liquor Snurf to me.

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That's probably a TD, but there is no proof.

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Why am I still watching this?

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Hey Denver, you are killing me. You are killing all of us.

via Plume for Android

A big Eli pick is still coming.

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RT @LVPhantoms: RECAP: The #LVPhantoms continued their winning ways with a shootout win in Chocolate Town on Sunday.

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That was beyond stupid.

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Damn you Denver. Damn you straight to hell.

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EricBoehlert note to every Fox News scumbag who peddled Benghazi conspiracy for 4 yrs twitter.com/nevertrumptexa…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:22 PM, Oct 15th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

LVPhantoms Chris Conner was the only player to pot a goal in the shootout tonight. His five-hole shot gave the the… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:48 PM, Oct 15th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

@nuclearcarly That's one of the main reasons I use a 3rd party client on my phone.

via Plume for Android

Well that's the ballgame.

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Oooo Romo with a Dumb and Dumber quote!

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Omg he was wide open.

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Ben into the pee pee tent.

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3 steps with the ball?

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Wow. That has to be a touchdown, right?

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This is turning out to be a really Andy Reid kind of game isn't it.

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Holy shit was an amazing review for The Emoji Movie on Netflix. It has to be the Russians. pic.twitter.com/bYKoqyfVjK

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Kansas City water you doing?

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Weak ass, same thing.

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That's a pretty ass weak call.

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That's clearly a catch.

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@MSmithBubbles @netflix Any idea of the original Out of the Park will come out on DVD?

via Plume for Android in reply to MSmithBubbles

Packers players are dropping like flies.

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Lol Wtf was that Packers?

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AR broken collarbone conformed. Rip Fantasy football.

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@FlightAwareADSB Any big advantage to using a Pi3 over a 2? I want to get started and have a few Pi2's laying about doing nothing.

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Hummmmer Its extremely fucked up that Super Mario Odyssey isnt out for another 12 days

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:39 AM, Oct 15th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

RhettReese That’s a wrap! Deadpool 2 is in the can!

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 6:24 PM, Oct 14th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Finally saw Blade Runner. Not sure what else to say but WOW.

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Why am I awake so early...

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daub.me/p/79e41 - There are Lego pants all over the place.

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NOTSportsCenter When the ref finally gets a call right, you gotta give him a nice slap on the ass

(GIF via @NFLRT)
pic.twitter.com/Th3oZq5UTa

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:05 AM, Oct 13th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Lanejohnson65 Big W! Mad I couldn't be out there tonight but the guys stepped up and it was a great team effort.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:53 PM, Oct 12th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

I need to ice my head.

via Plume for Android

Big win, didn't need it to be that difficult. Whew.

via Plume for Android

No fitness tracker, I'm not running sprints.

via Plume for Android

This game will make me throw things.

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Who was that pass even to?

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OMFG YOU HAVE TO CATCH THAT

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Starting to feel like a loss.

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Yeah this is going to end badly.

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Hey a fucking flag, go figure.

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I'm going to be sick.

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STUPID. GOD DAMNED STUPID

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MikeLacy_215 All 3 Panthers TDs have been set up by huge questionable penalties

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:14 PM, Oct 12th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Sure why not give it to him you assholes.

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That's total bullshit. Cmon

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Uh oh, big hit, and he's not looking too good.

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There you go Cubbies!

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Clearly a false start

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Soon time to mute this shit.

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IronyNOW Barner tonight. pic.twitter.com/k2IpVFbfGX

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:27 PM, Oct 12th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Starting to feel like a loss...

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Oh my god come oonnnnnnnnnn

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Starting to feel like just one of those games.

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Going to be a long fucking night.

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JayDubya_ I dnt think a vid ever could sum up this week in Cowboyland better than this pic.twitter.com/bJodiuBXOf

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:55 PM, Oct 12th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

My son has been watching Nintendo Switch game videos all night and now I have to take out a loan.

via Plume for Android

It's game 4. Let's all take a deep breath. Sucks, but still.

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GeorgeTakei Stop obsessing over who is taking the knee. Ex-Trump advisor Carter Page has just taken the Fifth.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:11 PM, Oct 10th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Well that was awful, thanks

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Nighty night World Cup.

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USMNT is embarrassing.

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dhlong8685 We do not deserve to go to the World Cup

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:18 PM, Oct 10th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

danharmon I‘ll be honored to be the John Henry in that story but I know a steam engine when i see one twitter.com/mr_connorj/sta…

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 7:16 PM, Oct 10th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

I want to like The Gifted. All the comic book super powers and all that are awesome. I just don't want another teen drama to go with it.

via Plume for Android

I'm tired. I'm just so tired.

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GeorgeAtallah Our statement was originally intended for the protest by the VP in Indianapolis but can serve for many situations:… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:41 PM, Oct 8th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

natashaleggero Dice finale starts in 3 min! @SHO_Dice

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:30 PM, Oct 8th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Damn, I didn't think that had any chance to be a TD.

via Plume for Android

NFL if you really want to stop that shit, you throw the guy out. First time.

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I see everyone applauding Corker. Look at his voting % with shit Trump supports. Look again if you have to.

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Jesus christ someone tell the ref which side to face when calling penalties.

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PalmerReport Confirmed: Mike Pence diverted from his west coast swing just to attend the game in Indianapolis, which his staffer… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:30 PM, Oct 8th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

You guys need to stop. I can't RT fast enough. I need a break.

via Plume for Android

I have no idea what Bradshaw is saying. I got nothing.

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FatKidDeals How bout them Cowboys?!

Dallas fans, wipe away your tears with this souvenir towel for $5!

ebay.to/2y96Xrn pic.twitter.com/lDnOpNVPh1

via Buffer (retweeted on 7:34 PM, Oct 8th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Lololol Imma piss my pants

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EagleFanProbs HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS?!?!?!? pic.twitter.com/TJEzIcNUXY

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:31 PM, Oct 8th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

I don't like it. I don't like it at all.

via Plume for Android

RealMamaEagle Officiating has helped Dallas get in the end zone twice. Disgusting.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:20 PM, Oct 8th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

JimmyKempski He pulled it back on his own! It wasn't a matter of forward progress. twitter.com/darshandtaxes/…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:15 PM, Oct 8th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Oh shit that's a first down. Shit.

via Plume for Android

WOW. Did not see that coming. They over turn it!

via Plume for Android

Also no way they will overturn that. Bet on it.

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