The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

October 2017

IL0VEthe80s Happy Birthday to John Candy who would have been 67 today. He died aged 43 in '94. Retweet if you miss this legend. pic.twitter.com/RmUywftm5B

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:32 PM, Oct 31st, 2017 via Plume for Android)

@RealMamaEagle Did the NFL go back and look at the hit that injured Rodgers? Why a sudden change?

via BitlBee in reply to RealMamaEagle

Damn, Houston isn't fucking around!

via Plume for Android

Don't worry about going down in Cowboys history Dez. You already have. Only Cowboy to hit his mother.

via Plume for Android

Dez is a big baby. Waaaaaa.

via Plume for Android

Son of a bitch are you serious.

via Plume for Android

are 7-1 thank you very much!

via Plume for Android

Better be Foles time.

via Plume for Android

Oh now we call the facemask huh.

via Plume for Android

Jfc he misses another one.

via Plume for Android

Please count please count.

via Plume for Android

Omg Ertz was wiiiiddeeeeee open.

via Plume for Android

Omg Cox almost had an interception.

via Plume for Android

Finally, they break a run.

via Plume for Android

Fucking shovel pass. Kill me.

via Plume for Android

Who was that even to?

via Plume for Android

Wow they crushed him.

via Plume for Android

And they killed a coach.

via Plume for Android

Damn big gash under his eye.

via Plume for Android

Gotta feel that coming Wentz.

via Plume for Android

Holy shit really needed that.

via Plume for Android

Can't run block for shit!

via Plume for Android

Christ that was ugly all around.

via Plume for Android

That's Offsides. He was lined up WAY offsides!

via Plume for Android

That was a shit show. Should be Offsides.

via Plume for Android

3 and out, that's what we all love.

via Plume for Android

Gotta get rid of that ball.

via Plume for Android

Ughhhh that was UGLY.

via Plume for Android

Omg flag here we go.

via Plume for Android

I see President Shitneck is still at it this morning.

via Plume for Android

Lol Sielsky is still going.

via Plume for Android

Did everyone on Twitter just fall for some bs app or some shit? Damn.

via Plume for Android

FatKidDeals FLASH SALE!!!

Get Goodnight, Penn State on sale for only $13.66!

Free shipping from Columbus!… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

via Buffer (retweeted on 7:21 PM, Oct 28th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Psu is totally going to blow this aren't they.

via Plume for Android

@powellnathanj @amazon I did the same, they said they would recall the package. It was just delivered. Christ.

via Plume for Android in reply to powellnathanj

Leftover candy coma. It's too late for me, save yourselves.

via Plume for Android

@xenorchestra Do you offer any discounts for educational institutions?

via Plume for Android

ComicBook The has found its and it's @ZacharyLevi - Details here: comicbook.com/dc/2017/10/27/… pic.twitter.com/hahsgwy4Sh

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:05 PM, Oct 27th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

@powellnathanj @amazon Mine too! I've had issues with their release say and Sunday shipping constantly.

via Plume for Android in reply to powellnathanj

Once again, time after time, @amazon's "guaranteed release day delivery" for a video game has failed me. It's a lock, everytime.

via Plume for Android

Dragon's Lair was AWESOME.

via Plume for Android

No one bother me until I'm done with Stranger Things. Please and thank you.

via Plume for Android

Devel cluster updated to 7.2. Patch time.

via BitlBee

Finally done with work. Stupid off hour server work, enough to kill you.

via Plume for Android

ddayen Senate votes tonight to give immunity to banks that rip off consumers by 51-50. Wall Street's biggest gift of the year.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:12 PM, Oct 24th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

ddayen Murkowski votes aye, so 50-50 and Pence will break the tie.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:10 PM, Oct 24th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Lol worst game ever?

via Plume for Android

Good lord Refs what are you watching?

via Plume for Android

Oof Radko took one right out of the gate.

via Plume for Android

Jake is never going to score is he.

via Plume for Android

Wow. That's the first time I've seen that.

via Plume for Android

That drive was atrocious.

via Plume for Android

9 uncalled holds on that play.

via Plume for Android

Let's not give up here, need to step on their throats.

via Plume for Android

Wet_Luzinski Gruden is like listening to a Japanese translation of Philadelphia sports lore.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:17 PM, Oct 23rd, 2017 via Plume for Android)

But is he North Dakota tough?

via Plume for Android

Just like it was drawn up.

via Plume for Android

OMFG how did he get out??

via Plume for Android

Need the office coming out fired up.

via Plume for Android

That's a HORRIBLE spot.

via Plume for Android

What the christ was that.

via Plume for Android

Of course a false start. F

via Plume for Android

I'm going to go cry somewhere.

via Plume for Android

Well this was fun while it lasted.

via Plume for Android

In a game they should not have a lead, the up 17-10.

via Plume for Android

That play felt like it took 4 minutes.

via Plume for Android

He was accidentally touched.

via Plume for Android

Has all the feeling of a clunker game. Time to turn it around.

via Plume for Android

No late hit huh? Yeah going to be one of those games eh?

via Plume for Android

MyPhilaEagles Where the hell is Blount!????

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:06 PM, Oct 23rd, 2017 via Plume for Android)

The word ridiculous doesn't even begin to describe it.

via Plume for Android

Hey wide open big gain.

via Plume for Android

Hey look at that a flag

via Plume for Android

That was absolutely fucking stupid.

via Plume for Android

WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING?

via Plume for Android

And another flag you have got to be kidding me.

via Plume for Android

RIP Hicks apparently.

via Plume for Android

Pretty nervous about this game tbh. Let's go !

via Plume for Android

Starting to look like this game is over.

via Plume for Android

Sure sure, give it to him. Penalty because Brady.

via Plume for Android

Lol of course, someone breathed near Tom Brady.

via Plume for Android

Omg they go for it on 4th and 7 and get the 1st.

via Plume for Android

So glad to see Dallas fans talk shit shit this game against a team with no wins. Spin your shit, we can take it.

via Plume for Android

Wow. Totally figured they would give them the first down.

via Plume for Android

He's WAY short, that's an awful spot.

via Plume for Android

That's a awful spot.

via Plume for Android

daub.me/p/3f3a1 - No Eagles on Sunday? It's nappy time.

via Plume for Android

Dez didn't catch it.

via Plume for Android

Cody Parkey being setup for a game winning FG kick...

via Plume for Android

Damnnn Lloyd off the post!

via Plume for Android

Ertz makes it 4, all in the first.

via Plume for Android

Holy cow what a catch in the Miami game.

via Plume for Android

Damn you Boise State.

via Plume for Android

MSmithBubbles John Dunsworth gave a lot of gifts to the world, only one of which is the genius that is Jim Lahey. Some unreleased… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:27 AM, Oct 18th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

Hello heartburn my old friend....

via Plume for Android

r_saunds_21 RIP to the Man, the Myth, Jim Lahey. (John Dunsworth) May The Liquor call the shots for you in heaven now. pic.twitter.com/u2p9IOobYG

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:21 PM, Oct 16th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

JuddApatow At midnight Trump is eating M&M's and watching Hannity repeats wishing he was taking a married woman furniture shop… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:04 PM, Oct 16th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

corybowles This fucking hurts

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:50 PM, Oct 16th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Oh no. Not Mr. Lahey. RIP bud. You'll always be the Liquor Snurf to me.

via Plume for Android

That's probably a TD, but there is no proof.

via Plume for Android

Why am I still watching this?

via Plume for Android

Hey Denver, you are killing me. You are killing all of us.

via Plume for Android

A big Eli pick is still coming.

via Plume for Android

RT @LVPhantoms: RECAP: The #LVPhantoms continued their winning ways with a shootout win in Chocolate Town on Sunday.

via Plume for Android

That was beyond stupid.

via Plume for Android

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