The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

September 2017

MaxBoot Many politicians want love. Few will admit it in a fundraising appeal. pic.twitter.com/i7OrtjECuG

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 5:58 PM, Sep 28th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

This just in, it is disgusting outside. That is all.

via Plume for Android

FlyersNation Travis Konecny scores!!! win!!!

via Facebook (retweeted on 9:41 PM, Sep 26th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Oh wonderful, the dreaded Nexus 5X bootloop on 2 different phones in 2 weeks.

via BitlBee

Wow, I'm finally glad for another reason to stop following @BroadStBull.

via Plume for Android

daub.me/p/a6932 - Someone help me. Please for the love of all that is holy.

via Plume for Android

I'm watching Descendants 2 with my daughter and I'm considering how I can fake a stroke.

via Plume for Android

DAMN, Sproles tore his ACL and broke his arm? That SUCKS.

via BitlBee

RT @SNFonNBC: Jake Elliott's parents hitting us in all the feels while they watch their son kick a 61-yard game-winner.

via Plume for Android

The Raiders are killing me.

via Plume for Android

Smoker is all cleaned up. Smoked meat for the whole week!

via Plume for Android

A Rodgers gets there again. TD.

via Plume for Android

daub.me/p/fb740 - That's how we do them ribs.

via Plume for Android

daub.me/p/7c147 - Love me some ribs. No sauce like a boss.

via Plume for Android

daub.me/p/c79cc - That's some beautiful smokey meat. Almost done.

via Plume for Android

RT @TitanicTD: JAKE ELLIOTT FOR THE WIN!!! A 61 YARD FIELD GOAL FOR THE WIN!!! EAGLES BEAT THE GIANTS AT THE BUZZER!

IT'S BETTER WITH TITA…

via Plume for Android

61 MOTHER FUCKING YARDS!

via Plume for Android

ITTTSSSS GOOOOODDDDDDDD

via Plume for Android

That was totally stupid. He wasn't catching that.

via Plume for Android

Touchdown! We love each other again!

via Plume for Android

Why not go for it you fucking idiot.

via Plume for Android

This is the definition of shitting the bed.

via Plume for Android

And there goes the wheels. What a game.

via Plume for Android

RT @EaglesMattFoley: This has typical #Eagles heartbreak written all over it

via Plume for Android

Yeah. Just let this end.

via Plume for Android

Starting to feel like a loss.

via Plume for Android

So that's how this one is going to go huh

via Plume for Android

Caught it that time, TD!

via Plume for Android

Woa Woa I'll take that flag baby.

via Plume for Android

I hate that play. Stop running it.

via Plume for Android

I'm OK with firing Doug at halftime.

via Plume for Android

It's going to end tied and there is absolutely no reason it should be. Absolutely stupid call on the 4th down.

via Plume for Android

Get me on board the Fire Doug train because that was fucking stupid.

via Plume for Android

Cmon that's bullshit.

via Plume for Android

That's way too close to call that back.

via Plume for Android

2 guys CLEARLY in the neutral zone.

via Plume for Android

GIVE IT TO THE BIG BOY!

via Plume for Android

RealMamaEagle That was as much holding as I am a leprechaun.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:17 PM, Sep 24th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Holy shit is that weak sauce.

via Plume for Android

Man that's too close to call that one.

via Plume for Android

And an early challenge. Lil Andy is following the script to perfection.

via Plume for Android

Damn that's close. Bumped in by his own player.

via Plume for Android

That's a quick 3rd and long.

via Plume for Android

drewmagary Lol look at Ray butting in like a prick

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:01 AM, Sep 24th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Involved in a domestic dispute. "Hey, he made a mistake." Fuck all that totally and completely.

via Plume for Android

This Common core math shit can kiss my big fat ass.

via Plume for Android

ThatKevinSmith You had me in the bag for this after @Daredevil Season 2 - but using @Metallica in the trailer? Now you have my sou… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:51 PM, Sep 20th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

That Punisher trailer is so awesome I don't know what to do with myself.

via BitlBee

FatKidDeals Steal!

Get this Welding Helmet for $26.08, 68% off!



amzn.to/2xOGwHV pic.twitter.com/AYqxgdtxID

via Buffer (retweeted on 6:36 PM, Sep 19th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

theredmond "Mother... Mother of Fuck..." (A Rocket Man Story) pic.twitter.com/KmDuIZ7uJd

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:19 PM, Sep 19th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Apparently my Twitter client just randomly tweets TD Denver! and I can't figure out why.

via Plume for Android

Rick and Morty just keeps getting better and better and better.

via Plume for Android

dannypudi That's cool twitter.com/theaffinitymag…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:52 AM, Sep 18th, 2017 via BitlBee)

That's an awful call. More so with fucking replay.

via Plume for Android

Fucking Rodgers you are killing me.

via Plume for Android

DEZ DIDN'T CATCH THAT EITHER, PICKED OFF!

via Plume for Android

How in the actual fuck is that roughing the passer? Horrible.

via Plume for Android

Dez didn't catch it.

via Plume for Android

Just a reminder, Dez punched his mother.

via Plume for Android

I want to see new Star Trek so bad. But I feel this new Discovery show is going to SUUUCCKKK.

via Plume for Android

times_yours All there's left to do today is hate watch the NFC East.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:34 PM, Sep 17th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Of course Benny gets a sack.

via Plume for Android

Lol what the christ was that?

via Plume for Android

Oline folds like a napkin.

via Plume for Android

mdschaeff Not using Blount at all is a fireable offense. Need a new coach ASAP.

via Echofon (retweeted on 3:51 PM, Sep 17th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Chiefs just wanted this one more.

via Plume for Android

Big turnovers leading to points and a missed FG. That shit never ends well

via Plume for Android

That's your ballgame.

via Plume for Android

Welp. Just let it end

via Plume for Android

Remember the missed FG?

via Plume for Android

Special teams playing like shit today. That doesn't help at all.

via Plume for Android

Is Agholor still on the team? Where you at bud?

via Plume for Android

Jesus christ my heart.

via Plume for Android

And the fact that has to be challenged, Cmon.

via Plume for Android

Wtf kind of shit ass call is that? That's a TD. Clearly.

via Plume for Android

Horse collared the shit out of him.

via Plume for Android

Fuck that guy too. Nice kick.

via Plume for Android

Keep pounding Smith.

via Plume for Android

Jeffery out of juice? Run my man.

via Plume for Android

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via Plume for Android

Surprised Big Andy didn't take a random time out there.

via Plume for Android

Mikel_Jollett Jesus Christ this picture is Right-wing America.

A bunch of paranoid people trying to protect a fantasy from a thr… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:42 AM, Sep 17th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

NPR Josh Dean's new book, "The Taking of K-129," tells the true story of Project Azorian,a secret CIA mission.
n.pr/2fsfITb

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:26 PM, Sep 16th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

thisiswolfie Let Clowny Freedom Ring! pic.twitter.com/Mxreb5YpEY

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:03 PM, Sep 16th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

MalcolmJenkins Proud to have the support of @Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie. His support of players out to make impact in their commun… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:34 PM, Sep 15th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

daub.me/p/5edbe - Hey. Hey bud. I'm right here watching. You don't care?

via Plume for Android

She's not throwing up, she doesn't want to go to bed. Listen sweetie, this isn't Dad's first dance. Carry the bucket.

via Plume for Android

My daughter is trying to get out of bedtime saying she is sick and going to throw up. I'm making her carry a bucket from Home Depot.

via Plume for Android

daub.me/p/5eb88 - I accidentally clanked 2 plates together.

via Plume for Android

RT @BrianJacobSmith: Sorry I've been quiet on here lately! Good news though: flying to Berlin tomorrow to begin prep on @sense8 finale!!

via Plume for Android

@RealMamaEagle That solves that. I've always thought most 3D stuff is hokey at best.

via Plume for Android in reply to RealMamaEagle

Do I want to buy a 3DS or the new 2DS XL? Hmm.

via Plume for Android

Eagles @ShaunKing Your recent claims are entirely unfair and inaccurate. Here is the unedited transcript of what was said: pic.twitter.com/mE8f2BKqvN

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:08 PM, Sep 14th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

daub.me/p/02b9c - Hey Dad, this is you! Ugh my legs are hairy.

via Plume for Android

MAGA huh? Fuck you mother fuckers that voted for him. All of you. Every one of you.

via Plume for Android

BenKuchera Ted Cruz' sex life and kinks would be his own business if he hadn't spent a career being an asshole about everyone else's. Dude's fair game

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:37 PM, Sep 12th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

That's the end of the Wall? Jfc sail around it for shits sake.

via Plume for Android

Apparently Apple has invented wireless charging now.

Been using it for years. Please.

via Plume for Android

Just saw a killer recipe for smoked pulled pork and Mac and cheese. I believe I have my new smoker project for the weekend.

via Plume for Android

jdiannedotson Arya Stark would have a field day with .

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:36 PM, Sep 12th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Lol he punts the ball into the stands!

via Plume for Android

Sammy Sleeves getting me fantasy points.

via Plume for Android

Every time Sleeves scrambles it seems like slow motion.

via Plume for Android

Sling it Sammy Sleeves!

via Plume for Android

I sure can crazy pirate.

via Plume for Android

Oh no, no more Eagles report card @zoowithroy?

via Plume for Android

Holy shit WHAT A CATCH

via Plume for Android

Absolutely no offense to women, pregnant or otherwise.

via Plume for Android

So I'm already totally tired of this pregnant woman commercial.

via Plume for Android

It's getting hot in here...

via Plume for Android

Sure sure, let's only talk about him as a football player. Not as a woman abuser.

via Plume for Android

@krazylegz Have you smoked any fish?

via Plume for Android

I think I hate the Cowboys more. They have a player that punched his mother. We can't stand for that. It's his mother. His mother.

via Plume for Android

I think I hate the Cowboys more...

via Plume for Android

I always struggle with who I wish to lose in a Giants and Cowboys game. I loath both, it's a very tough decision.

via Plume for Android

Ohhhh that's some flags.

via Plume for Android

A. Rodgers coming up a little gimpy. Sure, why not, kill my fantasy football buddy.

via Plume for Android

Yeah that's coming back. Shit balls.

via Plume for Android

That's going to swing when they overturn that.

via Plume for Android

Not feeling very good.

via Plume for Android

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