The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

September 2017

Involved in a domestic dispute. "Hey, he made a mistake." Fuck all that totally and completely.

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This Common core math shit can kiss my big fat ass.

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ThatKevinSmith You had me in the bag for this after @Daredevil Season 2 - but using @Metallica in the trailer? Now you have my sou… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:51 PM, Sep 20th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

That Punisher trailer is so awesome I don't know what to do with myself.

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FatKidDeals Steal!

Get this Welding Helmet for $26.08, 68% off!



amzn.to/2xOGwHV pic.twitter.com/AYqxgdtxID

via Buffer (retweeted on 6:36 PM, Sep 19th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

theredmond "Mother... Mother of Fuck..." (A Rocket Man Story) pic.twitter.com/KmDuIZ7uJd

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:19 PM, Sep 19th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Apparently my Twitter client just randomly tweets TD Denver! and I can't figure out why.

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Rick and Morty just keeps getting better and better and better.

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dannypudi That's cool twitter.com/theaffinitymag…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:52 AM, Sep 18th, 2017 via BitlBee)

That's an awful call. More so with fucking replay.

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Fucking Rodgers you are killing me.

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DEZ DIDN'T CATCH THAT EITHER, PICKED OFF!

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How in the actual fuck is that roughing the passer? Horrible.

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Dez didn't catch it.

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Just a reminder, Dez punched his mother.

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I want to see new Star Trek so bad. But I feel this new Discovery show is going to SUUUCCKKK.

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times_yours All there's left to do today is hate watch the NFC East.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:34 PM, Sep 17th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Of course Benny gets a sack.

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Lol what the christ was that?

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Oline folds like a napkin.

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mdschaeff Not using Blount at all is a fireable offense. Need a new coach ASAP.

via Echofon (retweeted on 3:51 PM, Sep 17th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Chiefs just wanted this one more.

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Big turnovers leading to points and a missed FG. That shit never ends well

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That's your ballgame.

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Welp. Just let it end

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Remember the missed FG?

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Special teams playing like shit today. That doesn't help at all.

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Is Agholor still on the team? Where you at bud?

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Jesus christ my heart.

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And the fact that has to be challenged, Cmon.

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Wtf kind of shit ass call is that? That's a TD. Clearly.

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Horse collared the shit out of him.

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Fuck that guy too. Nice kick.

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Keep pounding Smith.

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Jeffery out of juice? Run my man.

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Surprised Big Andy didn't take a random time out there.

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Mikel_Jollett Jesus Christ this picture is Right-wing America.

A bunch of paranoid people trying to protect a fantasy from a thr… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:42 AM, Sep 17th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

NPR Josh Dean's new book, "The Taking of K-129," tells the true story of Project Azorian,a secret CIA mission.
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via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:26 PM, Sep 16th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

thisiswolfie Let Clowny Freedom Ring! pic.twitter.com/Mxreb5YpEY

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:03 PM, Sep 16th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

MalcolmJenkins Proud to have the support of @Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie. His support of players out to make impact in their commun… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:34 PM, Sep 15th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

daub.me/p/5edbe - Hey. Hey bud. I'm right here watching. You don't care?

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She's not throwing up, she doesn't want to go to bed. Listen sweetie, this isn't Dad's first dance. Carry the bucket.

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My daughter is trying to get out of bedtime saying she is sick and going to throw up. I'm making her carry a bucket from Home Depot.

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daub.me/p/5eb88 - I accidentally clanked 2 plates together.

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RT @BrianJacobSmith: Sorry I've been quiet on here lately! Good news though: flying to Berlin tomorrow to begin prep on @sense8 finale!!

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@RealMamaEagle That solves that. I've always thought most 3D stuff is hokey at best.

via Plume for Android in reply to RealMamaEagle

Do I want to buy a 3DS or the new 2DS XL? Hmm.

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Eagles @ShaunKing Your recent claims are entirely unfair and inaccurate. Here is the unedited transcript of what was said: pic.twitter.com/mE8f2BKqvN

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:08 PM, Sep 14th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

daub.me/p/02b9c - Hey Dad, this is you! Ugh my legs are hairy.

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MAGA huh? Fuck you mother fuckers that voted for him. All of you. Every one of you.

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BenKuchera Ted Cruz' sex life and kinks would be his own business if he hadn't spent a career being an asshole about everyone else's. Dude's fair game

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:37 PM, Sep 12th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

That's the end of the Wall? Jfc sail around it for shits sake.

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Apparently Apple has invented wireless charging now.

Been using it for years. Please.

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Just saw a killer recipe for smoked pulled pork and Mac and cheese. I believe I have my new smoker project for the weekend.

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jdiannedotson Arya Stark would have a field day with .

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:36 PM, Sep 12th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Lol he punts the ball into the stands!

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Sammy Sleeves getting me fantasy points.

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Every time Sleeves scrambles it seems like slow motion.

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Sling it Sammy Sleeves!

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I sure can crazy pirate.

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Oh no, no more Eagles report card @zoowithroy?

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Holy shit WHAT A CATCH

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Absolutely no offense to women, pregnant or otherwise.

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So I'm already totally tired of this pregnant woman commercial.

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It's getting hot in here...

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Sure sure, let's only talk about him as a football player. Not as a woman abuser.

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@krazylegz Have you smoked any fish?

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I think I hate the Cowboys more. They have a player that punched his mother. We can't stand for that. It's his mother. His mother.

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I think I hate the Cowboys more...

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I always struggle with who I wish to lose in a Giants and Cowboys game. I loath both, it's a very tough decision.

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Ohhhh that's some flags.

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A. Rodgers coming up a little gimpy. Sure, why not, kill my fantasy football buddy.

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Yeah that's coming back. Shit balls.

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That's going to swing when they overturn that.

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Not feeling very good.

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STOP RUNNING THAT PLAY. FOREVER.

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Wow. Thankfully not a call against the Eagles.

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There is just no run blocking whatsoever.

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daub.me/p/3234b - Ribs are looking good, next to steam a little in some beer.

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How long until the Flyers start again?

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I hate this defense.

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Fucking tackle someone!

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Omfg defensive holding lol

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Christ man hold onto the ball please and thank you.

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Rum blocking is fairly atrocious.

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They are going to call that no catch aren't they?

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Oh man Peters got hit in the pills.

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That's a hell of a catch.

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Can you punt on third down. Let's punt on 3rd down.

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It's fair to say frustration is beginning to set in.

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The Eagles totally just Eagled.

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Are you fucking kidding me.

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No body there, throw the flag asshole!

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Cmon refs get your shit together.

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And no face mask on Wentz?? Cmon refs!

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Wow Blandino has some serious charisma.

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OK OK OK, it was tipped. Still.

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Wentz needs to stop that. Now.

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Of course a corner gets killed.

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Wentz is going to give me a heart attack.

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North South Doug, Cmon man.

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Clear block in the back!

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Just like it was drawn up on paper.

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HOLY SHIT TOUCHDOWN!!!!

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It's 2am and we are going to OT.

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Should have been an Int!

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@krazylegz I'm thinking ribs. Working on a rub right now.

via Plume for Android in reply to krazylegz

Going to be a wild ride nevertheless.

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We go from loving each other to wanting to kill each other pretty quickly. Winning the Super Bowl to never winning a game ever again.

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I'm not sure if I'm fully prepared for the emotional highs and lows of Twitter today.

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The Boise choke is complete in triple OT.

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That should about end this one.

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It's 2am and we are going to OT.

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Boise State about to blown this one big time.

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Omg a tipped shovel pass interception.

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VancityReynolds Let's help Hurricanes Harvey and Irma to fuck off. Support Americares.org or charity of your choice:… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:16 AM, Sep 9th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

GeorgeTakei 51 years ago today, the first Star Trek episode aired. Happy , everyone! May we all live long and prosp… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

via Buffer (retweeted on 5:02 PM, Sep 8th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Moving from Vonage to Ooma. So far so good, but I'll wait to see until the number ports.

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@Ooma Thanks for responding, that actually means a lot!

via Plume for Android in reply to Ooma

Hey @Ooma I can't setup my new hardware because apparently your "Cluster is down." Not giving me much confidence in your service.

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daub.me/p/b6cb0 - Oh no. She's back on the nip.

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Deadspin Theirs are the most annoying fans at any sports bar, and it's not close. The Steelers suck: deadsp.in/7tAHosx pic.twitter.com/FZeyeDCcHn

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 9:34 PM, Sep 5th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

headfallsoff never forget that chappie became sentient because dev patel uploaded a file named CONSCIOUSNESS.DAT pic.twitter.com/dQDs5XvIzf

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:11 PM, Sep 5th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

AdamSchefter Zeke Elliott - 6 games upheld, per source.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:28 PM, Sep 5th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Still smoking. Sonofabitch I started this whole process way too late. Damn you yard work!

Getting very close, however.

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SethAbramson President Obama told Trump his priority HAD to be North Korea. Trump chose Obamacare, taxes, the Wall, racist dog-w… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:51 PM, Sep 4th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

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