The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

August 2017

daub.me/p/9072f - Charging my, ahem, my kids, new toy!

via Plume for Android

RT @ABQTopes: ICYMI: Check out @ryanhoward's walk-off

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@krazylegz Do you have a wifi smoker thermometer?

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kumailn Fuck the . Fuck the evil shit that people justify using religion.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:13 PM, Aug 29th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

CSNPhilly Always an Eagle.

Thanks, @JonDorenbos. pic.twitter.com/s36Ks3koxZ

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:08 PM, Aug 28th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

daub.me/p/64241 - Our single remaining Sea Monkey. Matty named him Jason after his uncle.

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JoeGiglioSports Rhys Hoskins is bananas. pic.twitter.com/rIQ1FtIqY6

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:42 PM, Aug 27th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

WhatsPatUpTo The hurricane is currently destroying Houston and the president is tweeting about the election. Narcissism is a hell of a drug.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:51 AM, Aug 27th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Back to back champions!

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RT @RickandMorty: Tomorrow's new episode is

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Fantasy draft in 3 minutes.

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Close Encounters of the Third Kind back in theaters on September 1st? Sign me up, please and thank you.

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Solid. Got 2 club box seats for the @soulfootball Arena Bowl game on Saturday. Cannot wait.

via Plume for Android

MallonDan 8 years ado today @Phillies Eric Bruntlett turned the first game-ending, unassisted triple play in N.L. history. pic.twitter.com/0gcbIrAzWS

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:10 PM, Aug 23rd, 2017 via Plume for Android)

_Karaaaa_ I’d rather have my eyelids forced open A Clockwork Orange style. twitter.com/SPIN/status/90…

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 8:44 PM, Aug 23rd, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Make that 2 nil. Soon time to turn this one off.

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Wow. WOW. That was damned close. What a try.

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That's some quality D. Everyone just watching.

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Hey @soulfootball, I ordered tickets from the link you posted, am I going to get my tickets electronically? I've been waiting a while.

via Plume for Android

Come to me Android Oreo, come to me.

via BitlBee

AltStateDpt The absurdity of a Trump supporter's pretend world captured in a tweet.

This is a photo of the Cleveland Cavaliers… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 9:19 PM, Aug 22nd, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Holy thunder and lightning.

via Plume for Android

NASA_SLS may be over, but the studies to be done on the sun's atmosphere are not! Check it out >>… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Sprinklr (retweeted on 7:30 PM, Aug 21st, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Joel_Searby This captures the entire presidency in a single picture. Doing exactly what he's not supposed to do at the risk of… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:27 PM, Aug 21st, 2017 via Plume for Android)

LaunchPhoto PHOTO: TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSE 2017 from Green River Lake, WY. I truly think I had the most beautiful spot in the whole… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:28 PM, Aug 21st, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Oh shit! That's the setup for Misty's bionic arm!

via Plume for Android

Bob_Holtzman The coolest thing I've seen today: players from the DR and South Dakota having a conversation w/ @Google translate.… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:18 PM, Aug 20th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

chinbeard Test photo of the sun. Shot on the GH5 at 400mm with a solar filter. I am SO ready for the eclipse. pic.twitter.com/u02UEJeMb7

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 2:15 PM, Aug 20th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Damn, RIP Jerry Lewis.

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danharmon Oh, by the way HAPPY RICK AND MORTY DAAAAAAAY

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 12:59 PM, Aug 20th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

MalcolmJenkins .@mr_menis yea I could imagine it.... pic.twitter.com/W4DKvqeqnz

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:30 PM, Aug 19th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Just saw the replay. That happened. It really happened. Jesus Wtf.

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RT @TUSK81: How does a man who wants to limit immigration to only English-speakers manage to misspell "heal" twice in one tweet?

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Glinner Nice to see Gimli, son of Gloin, holding the line. twitter.com/jessweiss1/sta…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:38 PM, Aug 19th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

riotwomennn Trying some comedy. Tuba player ridicules KKK with a trolling serenade of slow, lumbering cartoon music then onto… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:09 PM, Aug 19th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

daub.me/p/ec4f3 - Emily sure does like the new 3D printer pen.

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daub.me/p/a5348 - My daughter Emily is going to love this!

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"The Phillies suck, even on paper."

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luckyyates Just caught up on today's brilliant interview w David Letterman on @sternshow. @HowardStern is absolutely the best interviewer in the biz.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:12 PM, Aug 16th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

noraneus I've never seen the UVA lawn like this. And this is only a quarter of the people here. Hundreds more marching. pic.twitter.com/t0ChLe1BuC

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:34 PM, Aug 16th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

@RBonner_ The sad part is that he probably paid very little at all.

via TweetCaster for Android in reply to RBonner_

MattOrtega When Nazi LARPing goes wrong. pic.twitter.com/gpP5ZrCxXw

via Media Studio (retweeted on 5:00 PM, Aug 16th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

KeithOlbermann Probably would carry more weight if you hadn't sucked up to him during the transition, huh? twitter.com/mittromney/sta…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:43 PM, Aug 15th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

brianklaas Only Donald Trump could make the terrorist murder of a young woman...about himself and how great he thinks he is. twitter.com/maggienyt/stat…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:49 PM, Aug 15th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

RT @natayio: DON LEMON just served some lemonade tea on CNN and it was delicious.

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smseegers Hey @SenToomey when are you going to denounce #45's statements? Probably when you have your next town hall. So, never.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:50 PM, Aug 15th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

RT @MLBMeme: Ian Kinsler ejected after dropping  NSFW truth bomb on umpire.  Angel Hernandez .

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SenWarren The President of the United States just defended neo-Nazis and blamed those who condemn their racism and hate. This is sick.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:26 PM, Aug 15th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

@powellnathanj @scotbuff Wow, how did I miss that game? That looks interesting.

via TweetCaster for Android in reply to powellnathanj

Yes I'm an adult and I'm watching . Lay off.

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I need a new video game to play. Any suggestions?

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TheBenNatan Bad pic but the protest has basically stretched 7 blocks and is surrounding Trump Tower pic.twitter.com/3RkVU3I6RZ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:23 PM, Aug 14th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

Wow. I now like John LeClair and Jeremy Roenick a lot less than I did. Thanks for ruining my younger years boys.

via BitlBee

I can't honestly tell what I enjoy more, actual Game of Thrones or @Lesdoggg tweeting while watching it.

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superchunk Nazis march, beat people, murder someone and you call it a "Nationalist Be-In" so i guess we know where you stand.… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:50 PM, Aug 13th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

I've never heard of @superchunk before, but consider me a fan right now.

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LizHackett If growing up in the '80s taught me one thing, it's never trust a guy in a polo shirt.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:10 PM, Aug 13th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

Lego Land is insane. Insane.

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RT @soulfootball: SOUL WIN 69-54!!! ArenaBowl XXX set for Sat, Aug 26 @WellsFargoCtr! A CHAMPION WILL BE CROWNED IN PHILLY! Tix: https://…

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RT @cleaduvall: He's harder on SNL than he is on Nazis https://t.co/49ANLG3we0

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brennanmgilmore Video of car hitting anti-racist protestors. Let there be no confusion: this was deliberate terrorism. My prayers w… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:29 PM, Aug 12th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

danharmon Sometimes you gotta let your inner Michael Rappaport do the talking twitter.com/michaelrapapor…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:08 PM, Aug 12th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

@phillypaws I ordered some food via your link please do let me know if/when it arrives!

via TweetCaster for Android in reply to phillypaws

Damn, I actually work at work and now I miss this Matthews news?

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Nice job refs. Keep it up boys.

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3rd and 11, dump it off. Not much has changed!

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Who what where and how, all on 1 play.

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What kind of thrown was that Jfc almighty.

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Man he got buzzed hard.

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That was some terrible ass punt coverage.

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There is the secondary we all missed!

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AdamWeinstein Here's video of that @VanJones68 - @realJeffreyLord exchange from March 2016. This video should be shown in schools youtube.com/watch?v=TccGZj…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:22 PM, Aug 10th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

@andrewzimmern I respectfully disagree, Santorum is as ignorant as it comes.

via TweetCaster for Android in reply to andrewzimmern

TVsGeorgePrax When North Korean state media are the rational ones in an argument twitter.com/mediaite/statu…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:23 PM, Aug 10th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

@MSmithBubbles Hey Bubs, any idea when Season 11 will be released on DVD? Thanks bud.

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Please don't allow Trump to blow up the world. I bought some shit from that Amazon Prime sale that I haven't even tried yet.

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We are all totally going to die right before this football season starts aren't we? SONOFA

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theredmond "If you think about it, a nuclear strike will probably get a lot of people's energy up." - Susan Sarandon after rea… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:30 PM, Aug 8th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

Popehat Who the fuck let the President watch Game of Thrones right before a press conference

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:27 PM, Aug 8th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

@powellnathanj The kid talked me into Minecraft Story for the Switch. Downloading now!

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As does my 9 year old daughter. RT @RealMamaEagle: My 9 year old stepdaughter plays video games. https://t.co/EOA4hODsuh

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TMannWSJ Finally, a market movement for which the president can take undisputed credit: pic.twitter.com/OgAEQcKVsu

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:18 PM, Aug 8th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

So, this is it, huh? This is how we all go out? A crazy president in a pissing contest?

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realRealDukat The failing @VulcanTimes, which has made every wrong prediction about me including my big election win (apologized), is totally inept!

via Buffer (retweeted on 6:22 PM, Aug 7th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

RBonner_ The new Trump header photo is faker than the moon landing! pic.twitter.com/zGTG68vhwp

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:52 PM, Aug 7th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

BoopStats REVISED Monday, Aug. 7, 2017 @PhillyDailyNews Front Page -- pic.twitter.com/340CM0wCET

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 11:36 PM, Aug 6th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

OriginalFunko RT & follow @OriginalFunko for the chance to win a @HotTopic exclusive Mr. Poopy Butthole Pop! from @RickandMorty! pic.twitter.com/RmGFp3OM8x

via Lithium Tech (retweeted on 9:10 PM, Aug 6th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

soulfootball Bonner to Ings for a Storm TD. Kick is good. With 0:07 to go, Soul lead 41-28.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:27 PM, Aug 5th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

Of course I missed 2 goals. Of. Course.

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There is totally a Rocket League match on CSN right now...

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I'll be honest, the worst part of returning from vacation is the food choices. Vacation is all about the wonderful different food.

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Vacation is finally over. Bye bye summer!

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RT @usahockey: FINAL | #TeamUSA scores two goals in the 3rd period to defeat Finland, 4-3, at the #WJSS!

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JustinRoiland Rick and Morty volume 5 is out! barnesandnoble.com/blog/sci-fi-fa…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:58 PM, Aug 4th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

Yeah that was the most Phillies thing the Phillies could do.

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@terilyns68 Still slightly more interesting than the Phils.

via TweetCaster for Android in reply to terilyns68

daub.me/p/ac124 - Of course we drove in a monster truck on the beach!

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How in the hell do people deal with Xfinity Internet full time? Good lord this is awful.

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Super glad I'm still awake watching this Phils game.

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Whoops, the wheels fell off.

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Nintendo Switch has restocked at walmart!!

bit.ly/2w3D6Nv pic.twitter.com/LDRbWqqRvS

via Buffer (retweeted on 5:35 PM, Aug 1st, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)