The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

July 2017

This is going to be a disappointing loss.

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RickandMorty McDonalds literally sent us a bottle of the Mulan sauce with a Rick & Morty label. This is insane. twitter.com/justinroiland/…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:24 AM, Jul 30th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

Finally, we are in Wildwood!

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I better start packing my luggage for tomorrow's annual trip to Wildwood! Cc @Wildwood365

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MattOswaltVA there was less turnover for Admirals on the Death Star than in this administration

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joshtpm And there was nothin' we could do about it... twitter.com/politicalcaptl…

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 5:55 PM, Jul 28th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

MLS The title-winning strike from @JmoSmooth13! pic.twitter.com/iYU1rufVg4

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RT @PhilaUnion: Congrats @ChrisPontius13, @AleBedoya17, and @ussoccer!

An incredible #GoldCup2017 from all of our guys involved

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The Phillies really got a Hammer? Love this guy already.

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Blake would have saved that.

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Wrapped up Blake's hand and he's out. Union fans now crapping their pants.

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That's. That's just ugly. Of course.

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And now Blake looks hurt. Oh no

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I'm almost out of drinks and the has a long way to go before kickoff.

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daub.me/p/b9f4f - Shhh. This cat isn't allowed in the bed. Don't tell anyone.

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jaketapper Lt Cdr Blake Dremann, 1st transgender servicemember promoted since ban lifted, tells us he's now worried about being kicked out of @USNavy

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:49 PM, Jul 26th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

RT @AltPress: Hear a preview from ‘Metalocalypse’ mastermind @_Brendonsmall's new album, ‘Galaktikon II’

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JamiraBurley White man, w/brain cancer, receiving free government sponsored healthcare ... rolls out of his hospital bed to stri… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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Dad look at this, I'm farting on your door.

The kid farted on my bedroom door.

So I got that going for me.

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kylegriffin1 Final vote on the Russia, Iran, North Korea Sanctions Act: 419 to 3. twitter.com/kylegriffin1/s…

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Man, people are really taking this Microsoft Paint thing seriously.

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The power is totally going to go out isn't it.

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epawawx NWS wording here of 70mph wind gusts and quarter sized hail for western Lehigh Valley twitter.com/NWS_MountHolly…

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daub.me/p/9dccd - Works with Nintendo Switch and RetroPie!

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@terilyns68 And then gave some sort of shit ass statement to the press at the end. It was disgusting to watch.

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@terilyns68 Closed door, not under oath. Basically useless.

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RT @PhilaUnion: The final whistle blows and it's Dre and #JAM against Chris and the #USMNT for the Gold Cup!

#JoinOrDie

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Damn, Jamaica ain't playing around.

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Touchdown. Hello Philly.

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@kmart93 God bless you sir. The things I've heard...

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I should not be left alone.

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$15 per martini is going to be a long night.

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Airport bars are the best. The drunken rambling stories. I hope they never end.

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joehick58 'Simpsons' Creator Matt Groening Leads Comic-Con Crowd In Anti-Trump Cheer huffingtonpost.com/entry/matt-gro…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:48 AM, Jul 23rd, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

Ugh. Shit you hear while in a bar...

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Oh. And the bullpen is the bullpen?

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Wait, the Phillies came back???? Holy shit.

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daub.me/p/68150 - Nice view from the hotel at the Denver airport.

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Yeah this Scaramunchi doesn't look like a sleazy liar bullshit artist at all. Not at all.

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TheRickWilson This Scaramucci briefing is lit pic.twitter.com/EuOiPxrfL5

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:53 PM, Jul 21st, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

daub.me/p/32e83 - My son's directorial debut, "Dinosaurs Kick Each Other's Butts"

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When in Colorado. You know...

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daub.me/p/bd53a - What a picture! Sit still little guy.

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daub.me/p/a8c70 - Matty wasn't too interested in the underground tunnels.

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ChrisEvans @AnnCoulter I totally get it. It costs me 75k to brush my teeth. I must pre-select a brush, investigate types of pa… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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LONG_DRIVE this is the most majestic baseball play I have ever seen. pic.twitter.com/jXRGGMKzZn

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:37 PM, Jul 17th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

Disney is closing the Great Movie Ride for good? What the hell?

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Great, now I'm addicted to the @TPBGAME game.

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ananavarro Tropical Storm Don. A lot of hot air, going around in circles. twitter.com/kmillerweather…

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TPBGAME Here we go sh*thawks! 5 new greasy seasons! No need to update just reboot the game! pic.twitter.com/CRSmK0JmlL

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daub.me/p/b0651 - These kids won't let me play my own Nintendo Switch.

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@kmart93 That's on my ever growing to do list. I can never seem to catch up.

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@kmart93 Had to Wikipedia her, I don't think I've seen her in anything.

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Oh shit I thought it was Forest Whitaker who was the next Doctor. Shit, that would have been awesome.

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daub.me/p/a419e - And then it started sleeting heavily during the drive down...

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2 hour time difference from PA targets happy hour right in the proper time slot. Not the first time in fall asleep when it's light out.

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Love you Delta. RT @Delta: @AnnCoulter Additionally, your insults about our other customers and employees are unacceptable and unnecessary.

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daub.me/p/6e354 - This road made my palms sweaty.

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adimike55 It's ironic the @SenateMajLdr delays vote on bill that takes health care from millions because @SenJohnMcCain needs surgery & has insurance?

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Gooooaaalllll! up 3! Needed that one baby.

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daub.me/p/f1bfa - Not a bad view out of the front window.

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Touchdown! Hello Denver!

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Love the Philly airport. Almost on the way to Denver.

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daub.me/p/1d485 - Emily's final meal, pasta, stuffed tomato, and green beans. Yum!

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Dammmnnn that Nintendo 2DS deal is tempting af.

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Gooooaaalllll! back on top!

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And just like that one sneaks in. That was UGLY.

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CMON SCORE A GOD DAMNED GOAL

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All of the pieces are falling into place, slowly but surely. You know what that means don't you.

Pee tapes. The pee tapes.

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daub.me/p/0424c - My daughter made sushi at cooking camp!

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FatKidDeals HEY YOU GUYS!

Grab The Goonies for $9.99!

amzn.to/2uRsY9Q pic.twitter.com/idDPaD9rE0

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Thought this was a Dad gets hit in the dick video RT @Learn_Things: This is how a Leonardo da Vinci Bridge is made pic.twitter.com/m3ig2LbDum

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Tmgneff Oh nice, so just the opening scene of Pacific Rim. twitter.com/jengriffinfnc/…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:46 PM, Jul 12th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

You think anything will happen to Trump Jr? Keep thinking. Rich white mother fuckers have been getting away with this shit for ever.

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@powellnathanj Did you get any other Switch games besides Zelda yet?

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chrislhayes In all seriousness, though, what I'm fairly confident *will* happen are a bunch of pre-emptive pardons from the president.

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JohnRBielski Don't waste my time with an email. It's "pee pee tape" or bust. twitter.com/brianstelter/s…

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Lololol RT @joshtpm: Welcome to the rest of 2017 ... pic.twitter.com/ObcIM42rhb

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I need loud music. Very, very loud music please.

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Sweeeet! RT @MyITInstructor: Got my @Raspberry_Pi @flightaware ADS-B Flight Tracking System up and running today! pic.twitter.com/MBx58EGT20

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DaleJr You don't like legends like Petty, Elliott, Earnhardt, Pearson? They made a living on domination. Why don't people… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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Chris Christie doll on sale for cheap! RT @FatKidDeals: Snorlax Plush for $24.56

amzn.to/2t3UIGf pic.twitter.com/ssHVBnWEGC

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daub.me/p/38e7b - It's safe to say Matty is quite excited.

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musiclaughter Okay. Baby Driver was really good.

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fjbjrtxnj ......5, 6. 6 home runs. Ah, ah, ah. pic.twitter.com/DL8Ad7owNo

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OriginalFunko RT & follow @OriginalFunko for the chance to win an 2016 exclusive Indiana Jones Pop! Ride! pic.twitter.com/7s8SSIFkFi

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@nuclearcarly @seaneward1 Check out @lukeoneil47 time line. Seems to be a "feature" from Twitter that they won't admit to.

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Should get my Switch just in time for a 4 hour flight to Denver. Hardest part will be keeping it away from my son.

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bmac2838 Someone bubble wrap Nolan Patrick.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:57 PM, Jul 8th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

And now the lose. Sonofa.

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@terilyns68 Same. It's the 8th people, give it up already.

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Jfc with the fireworks again. Enough already.

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Jfc ref are you kidding me??.

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This one is getting a little chippy.

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Sheet, I almost forgot about on TV today.

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FatKidDeals AND GONE! Congrats to all who copped!
twitter.com/FatKidDeals/st…

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Next up, Switch games and accessories. Hrmmm.

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joannarothkopf your grandparents: if you save your money you can buy a small house
your parents: if you study hard you can go to a… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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@Green_Footballs Ugh, that sucks. Good luck, I hope it can be mitigated somewhere upstream.

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@Green_Footballs That's the highest I've ever heard of. What process(es) was chewing it up?

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Ummm RT @Green_Footballs: So when the Linux top command says current load average is 1004.12, that's bad, right? (Yes, I know it's bad.)

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DavidCornDC MAGAMAGAMAGAMAGA. twitter.com/kylegriffin1/s…

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Oh shit. RT @ZeddRebel: hello 911 I'd like to report a murder pic.twitter.com/kbEc8Z3CjS

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KeithOlbermann Uh oh. @realDonaldTrump wandering off. As original tweeter @AynRandPaulRyan suggests, "sundowning" pic.twitter.com/GlaSrgNFch

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I think I'm going to start a podcast that bitches about other podcasts.

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Lol this one is good. RT @stpeteyontweety: Christie:Whatya thinking about?
Trump Jnr:.....stuff pic.twitter.com/BxlSmjLf8h

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MarsCuriosity ! Shout out to Sojourner & , whose landing kicked off 20 years of 24/7 exploration at Mars. pic.twitter.com/UWhWGQTCUB

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I'm still waiting for that taco truck on every corner thing to happen. What's the hold up here?

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trayf will kill __us__ Die in at @SenToomey office pic.twitter.com/FQm6phiBMg

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RT @Phillies: We're celebrating #4thOfJuly by giving away this Stars & Stripes cap to one random fan who retweets this!

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@msankey86 Google it. It is horrible. Absolutely horrible.

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My kids are going to make me taken them to that fucking emoji movie, I can feel it. How bad is that going to be?

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Maybe I'll take the drone out later tonight, see if I can get some video of the neighborhood crazies and their fireworks.

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Lol RT @drewmagary: What are the odds that beach chair got up with him pic.twitter.com/u9NbeWfiDI

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Omg Omg empty net, you have to bury that.

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Wow. That looked awful.

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I start the match a hair too late and the already score!

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Oh, the sun is coming up. I should get some sleep.

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Which had no Americans and wasn't in America. RT @StonedPhillyFan: Boxing is pretty much always rigged that's what makes it American

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Absolutely LOVED the Hocus Pocus scene in . Has it ever been in another movie soundtrack? @edgarwright

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Shrug. Manny is a disgusting trash bag of a person. So be it.

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What an upset Holy shit

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RT @DMFerreris: I'm so excited to be alive in a time when I can insult the POTUS on a public forum and he may just respond. Dope. #Fuckface

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keanothedog How annoyed will you @realDonaldTrump when you see trending internationally

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