The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

May 2017

@powellnathanj I totally forgot I bought an old Creative Labs headset. I think you got one a while back too? Not bad. My head's too big.

via TweetCaster for Android in reply to powellnathanj

daub.me/p/041d5 - Oh ho ho, don't think I don't know where you are hiding the wine, oh wife of mine.

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Ugh. My yearly review is tomorrow and I've had a bit of the drinky drink. Should end well for everyone involved.

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WendellPierce Ted Nuggent 2012 speaking about Pres. Obama, VP Biden & Hillary Clinton " We should ride in there and chop their he… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:00 PM, May 31st, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

robreiner We're all having fun with COVFEFE, but the truth is we have a mentally unstable idiot running the country.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:31 PM, May 31st, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

UniverseSandbox @MSmithBubbles @steam_games Thanks! Happy to have you on board, Commander Bubbles. We have some new features and im… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:14 PM, May 31st, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

Rofl RT @KellyDaBunny: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed covfefe. Prepare to die! pic.twitter.com/a9n3L4iIee

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I mean, hey, asshole, maybe you should shut up and stick to whatever menial dumbass job you have too?

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I will never understand why people use Twitter to bus on celebrities. Like, "Hey asshole, stick to football or stick to movies."

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Stop with all the drinking they said. It's just not good for you they said. Little did they know, it was all

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I'm pretty sure the shit show of an excuse for the will just blow us all away tomorrow.

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I'm my younger days I would have already registered covfefe.com...

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zachbraff Covfefe in the streets, covfefe in the sheets.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:51 AM, May 31st, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

Btw, F all of you people that fall asleep at normal times. You are missing a hell of a God damned shit show.

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Ya'll have to stop. I can't keep up, I'm going to die with all this.

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realDonaldTrump Despite the constant negative press covfefe

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:38 AM, May 31st, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

zachbraff When "covfefe" is your activation word. pic.twitter.com/maIwluvKPn

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:37 AM, May 31st, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

Imma retweet the shit out of that. All night long.

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ccingraham @TheRickWilson I need more covfefe! pic.twitter.com/qMLLdiS9jR

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:34 AM, May 31st, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

TheRickWilson The Covfefe Foundation was shut down in 2000 after their human-animal hybrid experiments ended...badly.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:33 AM, May 31st, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

Someone totally grabbed his phone from him. Jackass. RT @realDonaldTrump: Despite the constant negative press covfefe

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Home network is now in order. Home server is now in order. What next I ask you?

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If you have any interest whatsoever about moving to any kind of smart home, seriously, @smartthings is the way to go.

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Thanks again to @smartthings team. I've talked with support a bunch of times and they have solved the issue every time.

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I again want to thank @smartthings for sending me my 100th thing, the company has been absolutely wonderful to work with.

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daub.me/p/d6ff8 - That's it! My is complete! The SmartThings Motion Sensor is installed and working!

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realRealDukat The UFP Senate should switch to 51 votes, immediately, & get Healthcare and TAX CUTS approved, fast and easy. Humans would do it, no doubt!

via Buffer (retweeted on 9:43 PM, May 30th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

@powellnathanj Sweet. No need for a mic, but so be it. Are they large enough for an oversized head?

via TweetCaster for Android in reply to powellnathanj

Does anyone have any suggestions on some decent quality, not crazy expensive Bluetooth headphones for TV watching?

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daub.me/p/ffd66 - @ubnt Network conversion is complete. Next, cable management!

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RT @Advil: i swear this gets funnier every single time oh my god https://t.co/m2Fe83QV5O

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Now I'll have to stay up until 3am to watch House of Cards.

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dxkelley "The Penguins somehow, some way have a two goal lead!"

That would be the referees, Eddie.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:59 PM, May 29th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

Soooo glad I turned off the Scrubs marathon to watch hockey. Sooo glad.

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That over the glass rule is DUMB.

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Haha @nickjfrost is so awesome in Into The Badlands!

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daub.me/p/60360 - Rocket Ball! My favorite Commodore 64 game.

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Lololol RT @kuhndogg864: Did Bryce Harpers helmet throw remind you of anything?

@robertAbooey @HowardStern pic.twitter.com/dsqNopJ1Lw

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Good god just give the Pens the cup already NHL.

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Nysteveo2AOLcom Roger Waters of PInk Floyd fame began his American Tour in Kansas City with this! pic.twitter.com/guL94Qu7Fa

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:35 PM, May 29th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

Downloading at 74KB/s. Wow, this is like my old dialup days. Awesome.

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PorkCenter Break out the brooms!

pic.twitter.com/TwSrP6Pvyh

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:18 PM, May 29th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

zachbraff Hooch is legit crazy.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:56 PM, May 29th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

That will do it! win again! 7 straight wins!

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Ooo, the are on TV for a change.

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No work until Wednesday. Me thinks it's time to reorganize my server and network things in the basement. Or watch TV and drink.

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Totally drinking my wife's wine. I trust you people to keep that quiet.

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Wow, Rammstein: Paris is amazing.

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Tie ball game!!!!

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daub.me/p/ed9e3 - Ohhh, my kids are cool now for sure.

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SeanMcElwee Wow. This is embarrassing. The Republican she replaced as Speaker is in prison for paying hush money to a person he… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:57 PM, May 23rd, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

I don't understand why the hate for players skipping voluntary OTAs. I mean, voluntary is right in there. Look up Wtf it means.

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RobertPera @BetterCallSaul Mr Fring has great taste in WiFi ;) @ubnt pic.twitter.com/mYtPMZz0gB

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:45 PM, May 23rd, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

Ohhh, mobile ordering at Wawa? Sign me up baby.

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That's total horse shit, ffs people.

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Blah blah blah this is someone from someplace news. I hope you are OK. Can we use this with your name in our story?

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Someone posts their own video of a fucking bomb going off and the vultures appear.

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You know what? Fuck this social media bullshit.

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Scumbag RT @David_Leavitt: MULTIPLE CONFIRMED FATALITIES at Manchester Arena. The last time I listened to Ariana Grande I almost died too.

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Thanks again to @smartthings not only for their products, but for their amazing tech support, they are always amazing to work with!

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I will install it shortly and move on to my new !

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daub.me/p/5afcd - So here is my 100th thing! And a wonderful note from @smartthings!

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@smartthings told me that they wanted to give me my 100th thing to finish my "collection." They have done just that!

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I want to show my appreciation to @smartthings team who have been closely following my .

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Rejoice! My children seem to no longer have any interest in Thomas The Train! This is an important milestone in my life.

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Is it a requirement that I watch the original Twin Peaks before I try the upcoming season?

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Ohhh, just got a text saying the Rammstein: Paris Blu-ray will be delivered tomorrow. Cannot. Wait.

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Union win! 4 game winning streak!

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WOW what a save by Howard!

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Conor Casey just gets the boot! Lol

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2 yellows in 30 seconds, off you go!

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Gooooaaallll! Tie ballgame!

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And there goes the shutout streak.

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Man, the nuts are really out in full force today, huh?

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AdamWeinstein The Dune reboot gonna be crazy pic.twitter.com/MxWrsTYQl2

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:43 PM, May 20th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

MADmagazine Once More, With Stealing Dept.
TIME MAGAZINE RIPS OFF MAD MAGAZINE?
madmagazine.com/blog/2017/05/1… pic.twitter.com/bfYrj2DpUb

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:33 AM, May 20th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

"All Monitored Systems OK" That's what I like to see!

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Well that was great

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going on the PP here with 2:05 left in the 2nd.

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Ugh, another Fin PP

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down 1 vs the Fins.

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Ah crap, I think the Fins just scored.

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Blake with the big save!

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I absolutely cannot believe the hate for pickles on the TL right now.

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Glinner I'll believe this when I see the fucker cuffed twitter.com/brianklaas/sta…

via Tweetlogix (retweeted on 5:27 PM, May 17th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

It's going to be a long summer isn't it?

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joblocom Scott Derrickson to direct a TV series adaptation of Snowpiercer joblo.com/movie-news/sco… pic.twitter.com/khGNkzmPiG

via dlvr.it (retweeted on 5:11 PM, May 17th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

Wow, LeGarrette Blount!

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RT @IronPigs: This is the longest winning streak by a Phillies Triple-A affiliate since at least 1989!

#TheMoreYouKnow

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Dad, can you help me beat this levels boss? DAD GIVE ME THE CONTROLLER. Yikes kid, help me out.

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I totally forgot Mac from It's Always Sunny was in a few Lost episodes. Hilarious.

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daub.me/p/02a2b - Matty wanted flame decals for the lawn tractor. So be it!

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Delivery attempted my god damned ass.

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I hate the United States Post Office. I get it, you don't want want to do Sunday delivery. But then DON'T FUCKING OFFER IT.

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nowthisnews This father just destroyed his representative over Trumpcare pic.twitter.com/FwWeyd16K9

via Media Studio (retweeted on 11:51 PM, May 13th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

Holy shit what a Nascar wreck that was.

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Did someone say Cherry Hill?

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soulfootball SOUL WIN! This is what 5-0 looks like folks.... pic.twitter.com/YHqqUnUJhJ

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:04 PM, May 13th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

Damn, what is going on with the Union?

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TrueFactsStated Told by an IC source-now confirmed by legal source-that there is recorded evidence of criminal wrongdoing by each of Trump's adult children.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:56 AM, May 13th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

luckyyates Seriously though, Bill Clinton got impeached for getting a bj. What does it take nowadays?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:48 PM, May 12th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

Sweet, the servers are back. No need to worry here!

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The server reboot is not going well.

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It's remote server reboot time. I hate these.

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OriginalFunko RT & follow @OriginalFunko for the chance to win a @HotTopic exclusive Mr. Poopy Butthole Pop! pic.twitter.com/31umARJTkb

via Sprout Social (retweeted on 5:05 PM, May 11th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

A Deadpool animated series on FXX? YES PLEASE AND THANK YOU!

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daub.me/p/b6e48 - That's Thing number 99! A GE Smart Outlet. So close!

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itsStephGee This is like when Jimmy The Gent whacked everyone tied to Lufthansa. I can hear the piano at the end of Layla swelling in the background.

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 7:03 PM, May 9th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

This is absolutely the best Twilight Zone episode yet.

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Green_Footballs That old Watergate feeling is coming back again, stronger than ever. Now we have our Tuesday Night Massacre. lgf.bz/2pZRg0V

via LGF Connect (retweeted on 6:15 PM, May 9th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

Dude looks like an extra from Lost. RT @ddayen: Live from the Oval, new FBI director announced pic.twitter.com/tvBZN6wb6T

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This just in! Nationwide alcohol sales have gone up 400% in the last hour!

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So apparently Comey knows some shit, eh?

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That's another Thing! I added another @Lutron Caseta dimmer to @smartthings. , that's 98!

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Yates isn't the hero we want. She's the hero we need.

PS - She is both.

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RT @BettyBowers: FUN FACT: This is the first time in history that the President of France

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@Lutron Can you use a Caseta dimmer to control a regular outlet that only ever has a lamp plugged into it?

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Haha boom. RT @JordanUhl: Sally Yates just shut down Ted Cruz on Constitutional Law. https://t.co/37DNRiyL0j

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Good Lord. RT @SteelhawksLV: Final score: Lehigh Valley 68, Dayton 6

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soulfootball THAT'S GAME! 4-0 and on to the next! pic.twitter.com/W7tPqyJnyh

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:50 PM, May 6th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

BrotherlyGame Sapong converts! Hat trick! 3-0 Union!

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:56 PM, May 6th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

@smartest_house Great news in a great product, thanks for the update!

via Plume for Android in reply to smartest_house

@Lutron @smartthings So far the kitchen and dining room. Looking to expand real soon.

via Plume for Android in reply to Lutron

@Lutron @smartthings Honestly? That it just works, and works great.

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daub.me/p/193cb - An electrician. Cut. The. Fiber. SONOFA.

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I added another Lutron caseta dimmer to @smartthings , I'm up to 97 things! Getting closer!

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stevesilberman This is spot-on. The GOP hypocrisy is so intense at this moment in history this is an unimaginable parallel univers… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:07 PM, May 1st, 2017 via Plume for Android)