The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

May 2017

That will do it! win again! 7 straight wins!

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Ooo, the are on TV for a change.

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No work until Wednesday. Me thinks it's time to reorganize my server and network things in the basement. Or watch TV and drink.

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Totally drinking my wife's wine. I trust you people to keep that quiet.

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Wow, Rammstein: Paris is amazing.

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Tie ball game!!!!

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daub.me/p/ed9e3 - Ohhh, my kids are cool now for sure.

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SeanMcElwee Wow. This is embarrassing. The Republican she replaced as Speaker is in prison for paying hush money to a person he… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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I don't understand why the hate for players skipping voluntary OTAs. I mean, voluntary is right in there. Look up Wtf it means.

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RobertPera @BetterCallSaul Mr Fring has great taste in WiFi ;) @ubnt pic.twitter.com/mYtPMZz0gB

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Ohhh, mobile ordering at Wawa? Sign me up baby.

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That's total horse shit, ffs people.

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Blah blah blah this is someone from someplace news. I hope you are OK. Can we use this with your name in our story?

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Someone posts their own video of a fucking bomb going off and the vultures appear.

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You know what? Fuck this social media bullshit.

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Scumbag RT @David_Leavitt: MULTIPLE CONFIRMED FATALITIES at Manchester Arena. The last time I listened to Ariana Grande I almost died too.

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Thanks again to @smartthings not only for their products, but for their amazing tech support, they are always amazing to work with!

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I will install it shortly and move on to my new !

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daub.me/p/5afcd - So here is my 100th thing! And a wonderful note from @smartthings!

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@smartthings told me that they wanted to give me my 100th thing to finish my "collection." They have done just that!

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I want to show my appreciation to @smartthings team who have been closely following my .

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Rejoice! My children seem to no longer have any interest in Thomas The Train! This is an important milestone in my life.

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Is it a requirement that I watch the original Twin Peaks before I try the upcoming season?

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Ohhh, just got a text saying the Rammstein: Paris Blu-ray will be delivered tomorrow. Cannot. Wait.

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Union win! 4 game winning streak!

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WOW what a save by Howard!

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Conor Casey just gets the boot! Lol

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2 yellows in 30 seconds, off you go!

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Gooooaaallll! Tie ballgame!

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And there goes the shutout streak.

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Man, the nuts are really out in full force today, huh?

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AdamWeinstein The Dune reboot gonna be crazy pic.twitter.com/MxWrsTYQl2

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MADmagazine Once More, With Stealing Dept.
TIME MAGAZINE RIPS OFF MAD MAGAZINE?
madmagazine.com/blog/2017/05/1… pic.twitter.com/bfYrj2DpUb

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"All Monitored Systems OK" That's what I like to see!

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Well that was great

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going on the PP here with 2:05 left in the 2nd.

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Ugh, another Fin PP

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down 1 vs the Fins.

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Ah crap, I think the Fins just scored.

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Blake with the big save!

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I absolutely cannot believe the hate for pickles on the TL right now.

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Glinner I'll believe this when I see the fucker cuffed twitter.com/brianklaas/sta…

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It's going to be a long summer isn't it?

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joblocom Scott Derrickson to direct a TV series adaptation of Snowpiercer joblo.com/movie-news/sco… pic.twitter.com/khGNkzmPiG

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Wow, LeGarrette Blount!

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RT @IronPigs: This is the longest winning streak by a Phillies Triple-A affiliate since at least 1989!

#TheMoreYouKnow

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Dad, can you help me beat this levels boss? DAD GIVE ME THE CONTROLLER. Yikes kid, help me out.

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I totally forgot Mac from It's Always Sunny was in a few Lost episodes. Hilarious.

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daub.me/p/02a2b - Matty wanted flame decals for the lawn tractor. So be it!

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Delivery attempted my god damned ass.

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I hate the United States Post Office. I get it, you don't want want to do Sunday delivery. But then DON'T FUCKING OFFER IT.

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nowthisnews This father just destroyed his representative over Trumpcare pic.twitter.com/FwWeyd16K9

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Holy shit what a Nascar wreck that was.

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Did someone say Cherry Hill?

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soulfootball SOUL WIN! This is what 5-0 looks like folks.... pic.twitter.com/YHqqUnUJhJ

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Damn, what is going on with the Union?

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TrueFactsStated Told by an IC source-now confirmed by legal source-that there is recorded evidence of criminal wrongdoing by each of Trump's adult children.

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luckyyates Seriously though, Bill Clinton got impeached for getting a bj. What does it take nowadays?

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Sweet, the servers are back. No need to worry here!

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The server reboot is not going well.

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It's remote server reboot time. I hate these.

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OriginalFunko RT & follow @OriginalFunko for the chance to win a @HotTopic exclusive Mr. Poopy Butthole Pop! pic.twitter.com/31umARJTkb

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A Deadpool animated series on FXX? YES PLEASE AND THANK YOU!

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daub.me/p/b6e48 - That's Thing number 99! A GE Smart Outlet. So close!

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itsStephGee This is like when Jimmy The Gent whacked everyone tied to Lufthansa. I can hear the piano at the end of Layla swelling in the background.

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This is absolutely the best Twilight Zone episode yet.

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Green_Footballs That old Watergate feeling is coming back again, stronger than ever. Now we have our Tuesday Night Massacre. lgf.bz/2pZRg0V

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Dude looks like an extra from Lost. RT @ddayen: Live from the Oval, new FBI director announced pic.twitter.com/tvBZN6wb6T

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This just in! Nationwide alcohol sales have gone up 400% in the last hour!

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So apparently Comey knows some shit, eh?

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That's another Thing! I added another @Lutron Caseta dimmer to @smartthings. , that's 98!

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Yates isn't the hero we want. She's the hero we need.

PS - She is both.

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RT @BettyBowers: FUN FACT: This is the first time in history that the President of France

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@Lutron Can you use a Caseta dimmer to control a regular outlet that only ever has a lamp plugged into it?

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Haha boom. RT @JordanUhl: Sally Yates just shut down Ted Cruz on Constitutional Law. https://t.co/37DNRiyL0j

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Good Lord. RT @SteelhawksLV: Final score: Lehigh Valley 68, Dayton 6

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soulfootball THAT'S GAME! 4-0 and on to the next! pic.twitter.com/W7tPqyJnyh

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BrotherlyGame Sapong converts! Hat trick! 3-0 Union!

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@smartest_house Great news in a great product, thanks for the update!

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@Lutron @smartthings So far the kitchen and dining room. Looking to expand real soon.

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@Lutron @smartthings Honestly? That it just works, and works great.

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daub.me/p/193cb - An electrician. Cut. The. Fiber. SONOFA.

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I added another Lutron caseta dimmer to @smartthings , I'm up to 97 things! Getting closer!

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stevesilberman This is spot-on. The GOP hypocrisy is so intense at this moment in history this is an unimaginable parallel univers… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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