The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

February 2017

JessicaJones Sorry, I can't hear what you're saying over all the stupidity coming out of your mouth.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:08 PM, Feb 28th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

GeorgeTakei Pay attention: "Access to healthcare" is not healthcare. I have "access" to Ryan Reynolds. But he's not covering me.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:45 PM, Feb 28th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

davidfrum Here’s the fragment from which Trump took his Lincoln quote. It’s … not good economics quod.lib.umich.edu/l/lincoln/linc…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:39 PM, Feb 28th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

Green_Footballs Trump is outlining a plan for worldwide trade wars, led by a ranting unstable egomaniacal demagogue.… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via LGF Connect (retweeted on 9:37 PM, Feb 28th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

Big game for Mason. A shutout never hurts!

via TweetCaster for Android

@smartest_house Thanks for having SmartThings device handlers for a lot of things that aren't officially supported!

via TweetCaster for Android in reply to smartest_house

I ain't afraid of no Ghost.

via TweetCaster for Android

I just ordered a @DomeByElexa Z-Wave mouse trap. I'm so excited I can hardly stand it!

via TweetCaster for Android

I don't have my first meeting until 1pm. Drinks all around!

via TweetCaster for Android

RT @LVPhantoms: We told you, this guy is #WeallyGood!

Congrats to Jordan Weal on his first @NHL goal!

via TweetCaster for Android

trancemoment Weeeeeeal! Hugs from Allentown!! pic.twitter.com/535im9clsp

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:23 PM, Feb 28th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

ForzaCorrado One of Scorsese's most underrated flicks
instagram.com/p/BRE5GBvATiz-…

via Instagram (retweeted on 8:07 PM, Feb 28th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

Oof I think he missed it.

via TweetCaster for Android

@DavidCottingham The devel server has 7.0 on it. When I booted it stopped after accepting the license agreement and gave that error.

via TweetCaster for Android in reply to DavidCottingham

@DavidCottingham I don't think it likes standalone servers with local storage. Said the current product couldn't be upgraded.

via BitlBee in reply to DavidCottingham

Ooof. That 7.1 test upgrade did not go well at all. Dead in the water actually...

via BitlBee

jimmykimmel Hey @realDonaldTrump u up?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:53 PM, Feb 26th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

That turned to shit really quickly.

via TweetCaster for Android

Jesus fucking Christ what in the hell was that.

via TweetCaster for Android

So when does Hak get fired? Soon right?

via TweetCaster for Android

Blah! RT @TonyAndrock: GOAL. win it with 15.0 left in OT to take a 4-3 win over .

via TweetCaster for Android

BraddJaffy Well that escalated quickly pic.twitter.com/CnDlRwPgMt

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:42 PM, Feb 25th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

Hey a goal! Jake the snake!

via TweetCaster for Android

Soon time to change the channel.

via TweetCaster for Android

Train had that one good song. That one wasn't it though.

via TweetCaster for Android

These bums just can't score.

via TweetCaster for Android

Welp. That should about do it.

via TweetCaster for Android

The camera angles suuucckkk.

via TweetCaster for Android

Trump is tweeting. Wait for it.... Wait for it...

via TweetCaster for Android

Really loving Legion. Can't believe some of the hate it is getting.

via TweetCaster for Android

djrothkopf The President started the day publicly attacking the FBI--seemingly because they wouldn't play ball with him on a cover up.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:55 PM, Feb 24th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

DavidCornDC This is how crazy things are. Trump at Af-Am history museum on Tues went on about Muhammad Ali. Then this today: miaminewtimes.com/news/muhammad-…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:20 PM, Feb 24th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

SenBobCasey The 956,000 Pennsylvanians who would lose their healthcare if you repeal the ACA would beg to differ, Mr. President. twitter.com/politico/statu…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:04 PM, Feb 24th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

BuzzFeedNews Trump administration keeps major news organizations out of closed press briefing

buzzfeed.com/adriancarrasqu… pic.twitter.com/1EvVNcJGU7

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:50 PM, Feb 24th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

RT @Advil: 1. Pluto was declassified as a planet in 2006. Under Bush

2. From 2008-2016 NASA discovered well over 1284 new planets

3. You’…

via TweetCaster for Android

curtismharris For those keeping track, Depeche Mode shut down white supremacist support faster and more concretely than our current president ever has.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:03 PM, Feb 23rd, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

Day 1 of sick kid with the pukes almost ending. I can hardly wait for day 2.

via TweetCaster for Android

keithboykin Bill Clinton runs into Loretta Lynch on a plane & the GOP screams corruption. Reince Priebus asks Comey to help Tru… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:32 PM, Feb 23rd, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

fridayswithbigb Looks like Pamela Anderson & Julian Assange are dating.

And that's the 4th weirdest story I've read today.

We live in some crazy times.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:29 PM, Feb 23rd, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

StoicHamster Not enough people know about @paulfeig's Other Space. Watch it here: shareotherspace.tumblr.com

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:27 PM, Feb 23rd, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

Everyone please watch Other Space. shareotherspace.tumblr.com . For real, it's that good. Google it.

via TweetCaster for Android

Myrmecos My phone autocorrects to "duck" too. twitter.com/latimesopinion…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:50 AM, Feb 23rd, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

JuddLegum 7-year-old Toby from Arkansas asks his Senator why Trump is defunding PBS kids just to build a wall pic.twitter.com/c1amV54LHs

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:03 PM, Feb 22nd, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

Going to be an ugly blood bath. RT @CSNPhilly: Next game is at Heinz Field in Pittsburgh on Saturday. pic.twitter.com/SigWKuvdwg

via TweetCaster for Android

So this game is really fun.

via TweetCaster for Android

DabAggin Here's an idea, champ... How 'bout moving your f*cking family under one roof? twitter.com/markknoller/st…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:25 PM, Feb 22nd, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

G2VPodcast 24 years ago today @straczynski & Co. introduced us to the Third Age of Mankind! Were you watching? twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:05 PM, Feb 22nd, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

@SenToomey Hey bud. How are you doing? Um, we would like to talk to you a bit. Can you crawl out of your hole for a moment?

via TweetCaster for Android

Please excuse the Toomey RTs. But the guy is a legit scumbag and it needs to be done.

via TweetCaster for Android

TShortell The word "coward" is coming up a lot with Toomey, on the other hand.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:31 PM, Feb 21st, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

TuesdaysToomey Mother of a boy who died of a heroin overdose pleads with @SenToomey to keep behavioral health services in ACA. pic.twitter.com/j4wvt5GYp0

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:30 PM, Feb 21st, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

LSGallagher Notice anyone missing @SenToomey ? What's the plan to help with opioid addiction? pic.twitter.com/r4IC8eCL40

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:30 PM, Feb 21st, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

TuesdaysToomey Brian was diagnosed with lung cancer at age 40. ACA meant his preexisting condition was covered. @SenToomey we need… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:30 PM, Feb 21st, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

This Common Core math nonsense can totally and completely kiss my ass.

via TweetCaster for Android

My daughter yells at Chopped the way I yell at sports.

via TweetCaster for Android

KerbalSpaceP Today, 55 years ago, became the first American to orbit Earth aboard .… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:18 PM, Feb 20th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

Zegota42 "The No's have it": UK Parliament votes to reject state visit by Trump (1st time it even debated a US president's v… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:06 PM, Feb 20th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

TonyOrtega94 People who carped Obama golfing was shocking waste of time now telling me Trump golfing is how he gets biz done. No self awareness at all.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:15 PM, Feb 20th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

daylinleach Two questions haunt me. 1. What is the meaning of life. 2. When is Trump's audit done? I mean they usually take a few months f/Christ's sake

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:18 AM, Feb 20th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

charles_gaba THREAD: OK, folks, here’s how many could lose coverage post- repeal in ALL FIFTY STATES (+DC), by CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT. 1/

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 10:58 AM, Feb 20th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

charles_gaba 74/ PENNSYLVANIA: ~969,000 total (263K exchange, over 700,000 via Medicaid expansion): pic.twitter.com/fIidkpaWEv

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 10:57 AM, Feb 20th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

michaelianblack In prison, pedophiles are the lowest of the low. At CPAC, they're the Keynote Speaker.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:35 AM, Feb 20th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

@powellnathanj Thank you for that. When I watch him play it makes me grind my teeth!

via TweetCaster for Android in reply to powellnathanj

@msankey86 I guess that's true. But I always thought when I was young I tried to clear everything.

via TweetCaster for Android in reply to msankey86

My son and I play video games very differently. I like to clear all then move on. He likes to run like hell to the next level.

via TweetCaster for Android

nycjayjay A 19-year old "reporter" from "UNF News" tossed a softball question to Trump about Melania. Problem is, there is no UNF News. Totally fake.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:07 PM, Feb 19th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

miafia Dear US. I live in Sweden. Nothing happened in Sweden last night. Your president is lying and we are now pretty pissed off. Thanks. /Sweden

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:02 PM, Feb 19th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

daub.me/p/4e004 - My son's favorite Nintendo game has to be Kirby.

via TweetCaster for Android

Yes yes neighborhood motorcycle guys. We know you have loud engines. Sorry about the needle dicks though.

via TweetCaster for Android

Omg all of Futurama can be streamed? Thank you. Thank you very much.

via TweetCaster for Android

StephenKing JJAbrams and I want to invite you to take a trip to Castle Rock. Soon. Be afraid.
youtu.be/UGHupqE1LCI

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:53 PM, Feb 17th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

blakehounshell AP () - - Trump administration considers mobilizing as many as 100,000 National Guard troops to round up unauthorized immigrants.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:33 AM, Feb 17th, 2017 via BitlBee)

RoguePOTUSStaff Fox News Rant at Trump over Fake News youtu.be/teCtSX4_8-A

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:59 PM, Feb 16th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

NoahShachtman The guy who literally wrote the book on the NSC ---> twitter.com/djrothkopf/sta…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:49 PM, Feb 16th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

That's fucking awful. Disgraceful.

via TweetCaster for Android

So that should about do it.

via TweetCaster for Android

Haha shit sandwich Omg we are all going to die.

via TweetCaster for Android

ChrisWarcraft Stepped away from the Internet for a bit to do stuff, guess I'll just got caught up on the latest press conf- pic.twitter.com/siSTqvpiP6

via Echofon (retweeted on 5:44 PM, Feb 16th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

Wow. Toomey really is a giant scumbag.

via TweetCaster for Android

That's the great check of the game? That says a lot about this shitass thing we call a hockey team.

via TweetCaster for Android

Worst. Powerplay. Ever.

via TweetCaster for Android

5 minute and a game? Damn, we never win that kind of shit.

via TweetCaster for Android

Gudas not looking to well after that hit.

via TweetCaster for Android

@jsaquella I was afraid of that. But I hope your day gets better!

via TweetCaster for Android in reply to jsaquella

So what are the predictions of this Flyers game. Bad or worse than bad?

via TweetCaster for Android

Jfc RT @maskedscheduler: In the name of God please, I beg of you, under any circumstance, don't retweet this!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/UXNyM8lUC8

via TweetCaster for Android

Sethrogen Yo @realDonaldTrump, you gotta decide if this shit is "Fake News" or "classified information." It can't be both man! pic.twitter.com/0tcpVcNK3E

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:27 PM, Feb 15th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

maddow The vote was literally & only to make it easier for seriously mentally ill people to buy guns.That's it. Full stop.… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:21 PM, Feb 15th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

JasonKander For weeks, POTUS allowed total access to American intel for a man he knew was vulnerable to Russian blackmail. Undisputed fact.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:43 PM, Feb 14th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

That's probably one step closer to us all seeing the Pee Pee tapes.

via TweetCaster for Android

Green_Footballs Within a few hours the Trump talking points went from having “full confidence” in Flynn to an abject resignation. lgf.bz/2kENCEU

via LGF Connect (retweeted on 11:30 PM, Feb 13th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

cnnadam BREAKING: Michael Flynn has resigned, sources tell @SaraMurray and @GloriaBorger

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:57 PM, Feb 13th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

pattonoswalt We're 2 days from the "Spencer's Gifts" episode of @TheGoldbergsABC. It's a doozy. Has one of THE FUNNIEST scenes they've ever done.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:10 PM, Feb 13th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

@DrDavidDuke YOU ARE ARGUING WITH A COMIC BOOK you stupid fuck. Let that sink in!

via TweetCaster for Android

Can someone please tell that racist @DrDavidDuke that Captain America is a work of fucking fiction? FFS already.

Cap is still right.

via TweetCaster for Android

toomeytownhall Dear @SenToomey,

How long should we wait for your response before we take the liberty of scheduling a for you?

-

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 4:35 PM, Feb 12th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

@Mikelennial Having to watch regular TV shows without being able to bing is killing me.

via TweetCaster for Android in reply to Mikelennial

WhatsPatUpTo Senator Pat Toomey's staffers claimed that town halls won't happen due to limited $. Riiiiiight. twitter.com/stephstephking…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:20 PM, Feb 11th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

WAYNE TRAIN IN OT WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

via TweetCaster for Android

Omg we won a goalie interference call! End of days! End of days!

via TweetCaster for Android

Welp that's probably game.

via TweetCaster for Android

Phylan .@SenToomey pokes his coward head up out of the hole he's been hiding in to tweet about the fucking CEO of Boscov's

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:03 AM, Feb 11th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

Pens fan. RT @HeckPhilly: He tried to one-hand a sawed off shotgun. This is why we have Trump. pic.twitter.com/2f2J3CoLyZ

via TweetCaster for Android

Listen friends, buy your home automation from @smartest_house whenever possible. They want to help no matter what. Period!

via TweetCaster for Android

@mstry001 Or that, yeah. Forgot about the extension!

via TweetCaster for Android in reply to mstry001

@mstry001 Did you get the wireless controller? If not get ready to sit really close!

via TweetCaster for Android in reply to mstry001

pattonoswalt Holy shit @Rosie's new profile pic. pic.twitter.com/4hAc2QylSn

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:07 PM, Feb 9th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

Omg I just had a massive upper leg cramp. I'm now listed as day to day.

via TweetCaster for Android

Jfc this is not a power play.

via TweetCaster for Android

Ugh, they can't buy a friggin goal.

via TweetCaster for Android

Here comes the orange man baby. RT @realDonaldTrump: SEE YOU IN COURT, THE SECURITY OF OUR NATION IS AT STAKE!

via TweetCaster for Android

CNBCnow BREAKING: 9th Circuit Court of Appeals rules against reinstating Trump's immigration executive order cnb.cx/wgZvsT

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:12 PM, Feb 9th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

Added 3 more window sensors to @smartthings. I'm determined to get my Things count to 100!

via TweetCaster for Android

TonyAndrock GOAL. 5-0 . Sam Morin point shot re-directed past Driedger by Corban Knight.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:32 PM, Feb 8th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

@blinkforhome I'd like to add a Blink camera system at work with a web filter. Do you have a white list of hosts I should add?

via TweetCaster for Android

Woohoo school is closed tomorrow!

via TweetCaster for Android

@SenToomey As a long, proud member of Pennsylvania. Born and raised. Why do you hate my children? I would appreciate a response please.

via TweetCaster for Android

soundofphilly So far we know that @SenToomey hates public schools and is a racist. He likely hates the environment too. twitter.com/6abc/status/82…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:45 PM, Feb 8th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

MarcSnetiker She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persisted. pic.twitter.com/ebXJRX23Re

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:33 PM, Feb 8th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

This all night. RT @Mikelennial: Tonight calls for a rewatch of John Wick

via TweetCaster for Android

ACLU Trump's EPA Pick: Something Doesn't Add Up pic.twitter.com/VQIB3eV2rH

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:18 PM, Feb 8th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

Horse Shit. RT @realDonaldTrump: 'Immigration Ban Is One Of Trump's Most Popular Orders So Far' pic.twitter.com/zwfNzFYuw1

via TweetCaster for Android

SenSanders You don't ban a senator from participating in debate. Sen. McConnell owes Sen. Warren an apology. This is a fight w… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Media Studio (retweeted on 5:48 PM, Feb 8th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

Ah yes... The sound of the entire neighborhood test starting their snowblowers. Winter is coming.

via TweetCaster for Android

@GeorgeTakei is a national treasure and I love him so.

via TweetCaster for Android

USARedOrchestra This $7B Intel investment and 3000 jobs were first announced in 2011, though neither Trump nor Intel CEO Krzanich a… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:34 PM, Feb 8th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

Easy D eh? JFC.

via BitlBee

3am and I can't sleep. Lovely.

via TweetCaster for Android

2008Philz Free 2008 Phillies Brad Lidge card to one person that RTs.

Cash value is prob like $1 million, I guess? Doing this… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:40 PM, Feb 7th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

warmandpunchy A word of advice: don't try and come at @dog_rates unless you want to leave in a body bag pic.twitter.com/ztfJywd8pP

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:29 PM, Feb 7th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

HuffPostPol Here's how much Betsy DeVos and family spent to back GOP senators who confirmed her huff.to/2kK18ue pic.twitter.com/VXKtDQxkM5

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 5:29 PM, Feb 7th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

I weep for my children's education.

via BitlBee

BraddJaffy White House lists 78 uncovered/ under-covered terror attacks. Many have been *extensively* covered. Journalists ris… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:59 PM, Feb 6th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

igorvolsky 21 GOPers got $950K from DeVos & her family

Guess how many pledged to vote against her after disastrous confirmati… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:40 PM, Feb 6th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

@tedcruz You are some kind of special asshole. Seriously Teddy.

via TweetCaster for Android in reply to tedcruz

altNOAA Hope ppl who listen to @tedcruz don't take his attempt to discredit NOAA seriously. Dont want ppl in TX not paying… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:32 PM, Feb 6th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

@smartest_house Can you offer any suggestions on slow shipping via @amazon? It seems to be taking forever.

via TweetCaster for Android

I miss the Lost days. The Hatch days.

via TweetCaster for Android

Sooo excited to see what happens if @tweetballgame goes to extra innings! (cc @Phylan)

via TweetCaster for Android

ActualEPAFacts RT to let @SenToomey that PA residents against @BetsyDeVos have now pledged over $3.5 million to his next opponent if he chooses to vote yes

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:06 PM, Feb 6th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

SpaceflightNow Today in 1995, commander Jim Wetherbee flew Discovery to the first rendezvous with Russian space station Mir, a dem… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:05 PM, Feb 6th, 2017 via TweetCaster for Android)

daub.me/p/0bb64 - My monitor situation is getting out of hand.

via TweetCaster for Android

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