JessicaJones Sorry, I can't hear what you're saying over all the stupidity coming out of your mouth.
GeorgeTakei Pay attention: "Access to healthcare" is not healthcare. I have "access" to Ryan Reynolds. But he's not covering me.
Big game for Mason. A shutout never hurts!
@smartest_house Thanks for having SmartThings device handlers for a lot of things that aren't officially supported!
I ain't afraid of no Ghost.
I just ordered a @DomeByElexa Z-Wave mouse trap. I'm so excited I can hardly stand it!
I don't have my first meeting until 1pm. Drinks all around!
Oof I think he missed it.
WAYNE TRAIN HATTY!
@DavidCottingham The devel server has 7.0 on it. When I booted it stopped after accepting the license agreement and gave that error.
@DavidCottingham I don't think it likes standalone servers with local storage. Said the current product couldn't be upgraded.
Ooof. That #Xenserver 7.1 test upgrade did not go well at all. Dead in the water actually...
That turned to shit really quickly.
Jesus fucking Christ what in the hell was that.
So when does Hak get fired? Soon right?
Oof. That hurts.
Hey a goal! Jake the snake!
Soon time to change the channel.
Jesus that is weak.
Train had that one good song. That one wasn't it though.
These bums just can't score.
Welp. That should about do it.
No trip there huh?
Sigh this PP already.
The camera angles suuucckkk.
Let's go #Flyers!
Wow, hail is fun.
RT @recordsANDradio: Donald Trump in 4 tweets
Trump is tweeting. Wait for it.... Wait for it...
Really loving Legion. Can't believe some of the hate it is getting.
djrothkopf The President started the day publicly attacking the FBI--seemingly because they wouldn't play ball with him on a cover up.
RT @Advil: 1. Pluto was declassified as a planet in 2006. Under Bush
2. From 2008-2016 NASA discovered well over 1284 new planets
curtismharris For those keeping track, Depeche Mode shut down white supremacist support faster and more concretely than our current president ever has.
Day 1 of sick kid with the pukes almost ending. I can hardly wait for day 2.
fridayswithbigb Looks like Pamela Anderson & Julian Assange are dating.
And that's the 4th weirdest story I've read today.
We live in some crazy times.
Ahh, so again they blame Obama? twitter.com/mattyglesias/s…
Thanks Cap. twitter.com/ChrisEvans/sta…
So this game is really fun. #Flyers
Oh Yay the 2nd period. #Flyers
@SenToomey Hey bud. How are you doing? Um, we would like to talk to you a bit. Can you crawl out of your hole for a moment?
Please excuse the Toomey RTs. But the guy is a legit scumbag and it needs to be done.
TShortell The word "coward" is coming up a lot with Toomey, on the other hand.
This Common Core math nonsense can totally and completely kiss my ass.
My daughter yells at Chopped the way I yell at sports.
TonyOrtega94 People who carped Obama golfing was shocking waste of time now telling me Trump golfing is how he gets biz done. No self awareness at all.
daylinleach Two questions haunt me. 1. What is the meaning of life. 2. When is Trump's audit done? I mean they usually take a few months f/Christ's sake
michaelianblack In prison, pedophiles are the lowest of the low. At CPAC, they're the Keynote Speaker.
@powellnathanj Thank you for that. When I watch him play it makes me grind my teeth!
@msankey86 I guess that's true. But I always thought when I was young I tried to clear everything.
My son and I play video games very differently. I like to clear all then move on. He likes to run like hell to the next level.
nycjayjay A 19-year old "reporter" from "UNF News" tossed a softball question to Trump about Melania. Problem is, there is no UNF News. Totally fake.
miafia Dear US. I live in Sweden. Nothing happened in Sweden last night. Your president is lying and we are now pretty pissed off. Thanks. /Sweden
@realDonaldTrump Soo. FALSE NEWS?
daub.me/p/4e004 - My son's favorite Nintendo game has to be Kirby.
Yes yes neighborhood motorcycle guys. We know you have loud engines. Sorry about the needle dicks though.
Dangit, a hold. #SpaceX
Omg all of Futurama can be streamed? Thank you. Thank you very much.
blakehounshell AP () - - Trump administration considers mobilizing as many as 100,000 National Guard troops to round up unauthorized immigrants.
That's fucking awful. Disgraceful.
So that should about do it. #Flyers
Let's go #Flyers.
Haha shit sandwich Omg we are all going to die.
Wow. Toomey really is a giant scumbag.
That's the great check of the game? That says a lot about this shitass thing we call a hockey team.
Worst. Powerplay. Ever.
5 minute and a game? Damn, we never win that kind of shit.
Gudas not looking to well after that hit.
Nevermind. Christ. #Flyers
@BleedsOnB But an accidental goal!
Whoops a goal!
@toolboa And how.
@jsaquella I was afraid of that. But I hope your day gets better!
So what are the predictions of this Flyers game. Bad or worse than bad?
Rip Grandfather Tony.
JasonKander For weeks, POTUS allowed total access to American intel for a man he knew was vulnerable to Russian blackmail. Undisputed fact.
That's probably one step closer to us all seeing the Pee Pee tapes.
@DrDavidDuke YOU ARE ARGUING WITH A COMIC BOOK you stupid fuck. Let that sink in!
Can someone please tell that racist @DrDavidDuke that Captain America is a work of fucking fiction? FFS already.
Cap is still right.
@Mikelennial Having to watch regular TV shows without being able to bing is killing me.
DAMN is Legion good.
WAYNE TRAIN IN OT WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
But of course.
Damn what a save.
Omg we won a goalie interference call! End of days! End of days!
Welp that's probably game.
That's just dumbness.
Listen friends, buy your home automation from @smartest_house whenever possible. They want to help no matter what. Period!
@mstry001 Or that, yeah. Forgot about the extension!
@mstry001 Did you get the wireless controller? If not get ready to sit really close!
Omg I just had a massive upper leg cramp. I'm now listed as day to day.
Jfc this is not a power play.
Ugh, they can't buy a friggin goal.
Damn, that's close.
Let's go #Flyers!
Here comes the orange man baby. RT @realDonaldTrump: SEE YOU IN COURT, THE SECURITY OF OUR NATION IS AT STAKE!
@realDonaldTrump Lost again big boy.
Added 3 more window sensors to @smartthings. I'm determined to get my Things count to 100!
@blinkforhome I'd like to add a Blink camera system at work with a web filter. Do you have a white list of hosts I should add?
Woohoo school is closed tomorrow!
@SenToomey As a long, proud member of Pennsylvania. Born and raised. Why do you hate my children? I would appreciate a response please.
This all night. RT @Mikelennial: Tonight calls for a rewatch of John Wick
Ah yes... The sound of the entire neighborhood test starting their snowblowers. Winter is coming.
@GeorgeTakei is a national treasure and I love him so.
Easy D eh? JFC.
3am and I can't sleep. Lovely.
@smartest_house Done, thanks for your help!
RIP Captain Apollo.
@smartest_house Do you need the Amazon order number?
I weep for my children's education.
@tedcruz You are some kind of special asshole. Seriously Teddy.
I miss the Lost days. The Hatch days.
daub.me/p/0bb64 - My monitor situation is getting out of hand.