The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

January 2017

chapmanchapman The est. security cost for Melania living 200mi away from Trump is double the annual budget for the National Endowment for the Arts.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:40 PM, Jan 31st, 2017 via Plume for Android)

JPalochko Despite frigid weather, decent size crowd at Lehigh's rally. pic.twitter.com/xsKcFRWAqH

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:26 PM, Jan 31st, 2017 via Plume for Android)

@moviesontherox Cannot. Wait. For. This. Movie. Pause for drama.

via Plume for Android

FUNWITHmeLVin They'll be pulling fur out of the zamboni for weeks...
pic.twitter.com/r5cRCHGB5L

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:54 PM, Jan 30th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Green_Footballs Yes, it did go away. After Outcry, Trump Administration Restores Judicial Branch Link to WH Site lgf.bz/2jLLtsZ @dreamz96 @robaburg

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:37 PM, Jan 30th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Added another @blinkforhome camera. Please @blinkforhome, reconsider your stance on blocking @smartthings users!

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Waiting for my wife to finally go to sleep so I can drink the wine she bought. Shhhh

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BuzzFeedOzNews Australian PM Malcolm Turnbull declines to criticise Trump's refugee ban buzzfeed.com/markdistefano/… pic.twitter.com/YyBlbzk6JO

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:56 PM, Jan 29th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

LehighCourts When Muslims got blocked at American airports, U.S. veterans rushed to help fw.to/0uoX1Sd

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:55 PM, Jan 29th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Will_Bunch Some pols stood up for human rights this weekend. Sen. Pat Toomey hid in Palm Springs with billionaire Koch bros. philly.com/philly/blogs/a…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:51 PM, Jan 29th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

What is your special skill? What do you contribute other than hate and stupidity? twitter.com/AnnCoulter/sta…

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I try to remain positive in these sad times. However. The odds tell me that I will outlive Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell.

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wkamaubell .@TheDemocrats you better show up ready to do real work on Monday after all this pro bono work we, the people, did for you on our day off.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:42 PM, Jan 29th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

jimjefferies Jim Jefferies - Donald Trump - Full Length Official Clip -- From Freedum... hate doesn't beat hate youtube.com/watch?v=L-98Rj…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:31 PM, Jan 29th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

LVPhantoms West comes back and wins it, 15-11. What a display of skills tonight at @PPLCenter! pic.twitter.com/2x5waJww7R

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:21 PM, Jan 29th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

chrisgeidner Breaking: In new fed case, Judge Dolly Gee (CD Cal) requires the *return* of a person deported under the Trump EO:… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:49 PM, Jan 29th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

I bet McCain isn't afraid of friggin stairs. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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ThePoke Meanwhile in Gotham pic.twitter.com/gRHX2BkrLj

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:10 PM, Jan 29th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Look at this Bitch and her dirty fingernails. twitter.com/HuffingtonPost…

via Plume for Android

bmac2838 Maybe @RepMeehan and @SenToomey should say something. Silence is not golden, men. At least say something.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:24 AM, Jan 29th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

VicenteFoxQue @realDonaldTrump it appears that you've got a dilemma: Will you tax your own apparel or will you toss them up the… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Buffer (retweeted on 12:08 AM, Jan 29th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

BoobsRadley I'm proud to work with Netflix, because THIS is what coming out in support of your workers AND against a racist dem… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:23 PM, Jan 28th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

TomNamako Federal judge grants stay of Trump's immigration order

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:09 PM, Jan 28th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

AMacInnis2 That's my partner! Takes no prisoners.@justinbieber pic.twitter.com/4ECTJLKocV

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:07 PM, Jan 28th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

AliceOllstein BREAKING: the @ACLU just won a stay against Trump's at a federal court in NY twitter.com/dale_e_ho/stat…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:03 PM, Jan 28th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

iankridley @DrJaninaRamirez in the words of @straczynski from (season 3 episode 20) pic.twitter.com/s7MhfNud5P

via TwitPanePlus for Android (retweeted on 8:40 PM, Jan 28th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Please take notice as Drumf's signature gets larger and larger as his ego does the same.

via Plume for Android

I think my pancreas hurts.

via Plume for Android

pharris830 No Better Description Of This Ungrateful, Angry Monster Has Ever Been Written dailykos.com/story/2017/1/2…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:26 AM, Jan 28th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

@RBonner_ But that doesn't mean we won't keep trying to do so anyway. Again and again.

via Plume for Android in reply to RBonner_

That's just ugly as shit.

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daub.me/p/ac98f - Cauliflower fried rice. It was really really good!

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Nice call dickbutts.

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AustinOnSocial The @RogueNASA account is awesome, but it's super duper important to note no @NASA social accounts have been censor… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:03 PM, Jan 26th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

It's the end of the world and I know it, but I feel fine.....

via Plume for Android

EugeneMirman This @BadLipReading of the inauguration is very, very funny youtube.com/watch?v=gneBUA…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:15 PM, Jan 26th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

jonfavs Republicans take control of Washington, and immediately charge taxpayers at least $14 billion for a concrete wall. Good voting everyone.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:04 PM, Jan 26th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

THR .@HamillHimself on Trump tweets: "I haven't had dialogue this good" since '90s cartoon… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 5:34 PM, Jan 26th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

ConnorBarwin98 Philly @ Center City, Philadelphia instagram.com/p/BPvonIvA12w/

via Instagram (retweeted on 5:26 PM, Jan 26th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Mason was incredible and that's that.

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Mase gets the shutout!

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Terry Kath was an amazing guitar player. Period.

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When Jimi Hendrix says, "Walt, the horns are like one set of lungs," said Hendrix. "And your guitar player is better than me." Damn.

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I love early Chicago music. Incredible.

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Chicago - Poem 58 is one hell of a song btw.

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TonyAndrock FINAL: defeat 7-2 & all hell almost breaks loose after the final horn. Sets the tone for Friday'… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:39 PM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Do you people really not like Doc Emrick? That's so unbelievable to me. I'm just asking.

via Plume for Android

Hey @Lesdoggg, I know you have watched soccer. Have you tried NHL hockey yet?

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FlyersFanJen He broke his stick. How is that a wardrobe malfunction??

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:30 PM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

@davisinst Thanks for the info. I'm close to 4 years and still a strong signal. Love your products, thanks for all you do!

via Plume for Android in reply to davisinst

Do people really hate Coatsey?

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@trancemoment Is it a new lens? Absolutely beautiful images!

via Plume for Android in reply to trancemoment

Our ability to ascertain the number of people in a god damned photo... twitter.com/Evan_McMullin/…

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Kindergarten homework is exhausting. Mostly for me.

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The absolute best part of this raise the cat stuff (besides winning) is the look on the cat's faces. Wtf is this, Wtf is going on?

via Plume for Android

nadabakos As a former CIA analyst and targeting officer, here's what I think about Trump's speech at the on Saturday: pic.twitter.com/6JddSmAJhW

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:10 PM, Jan 24th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

AthertonKD Godspeed, Badlands National Park social media manager. May thousands more follow your example. pic.twitter.com/3YGzZ9hqJw

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:48 PM, Jan 24th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

daub.me/p/9ba69 - I can't believe Matty is 6!

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mj_lee Amazing:
Sen. Brown: Trump said he’s working with you on a replacement plan... Is that true?
Price: It’s true that he said that, yes.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 5:24 PM, Jan 24th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

EricHolthaus The Badlands National Park account is currently engaged in an act of radical political resistance by tweeting —fact… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 5:00 PM, Jan 24th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

EricHolthaus The censorship of science has begun.

Folks, this is as real as it gets. There are no alternative facts, only facts… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:29 PM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Plume for Android)

zoowithroy Billy Madison trying to spell Rizzutto in cursive headass twitter.com/braddjaffy/sta…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:58 PM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Plume for Android)

This is what the Nazis did. THIS IS WHAT THE NAZIS DID. twitter.com/kenklippenstei…

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AdamWeinstein .@freedomschild77 *Republicans agreed in 2015* that understaffing is the root of VA's problems. Trump's order keeps them understaffed. QED.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:58 PM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Plume for Android)

@davisinst A quick question if I may, how long should the battery last in a Vantage Pro 2 before it needs to be replaced?

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robertliefeld Let me tell you, it is good to be in the X-Force, Deadpool, Cable business!!!

via Twitterrific (retweeted on 5:34 PM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Plume for Android)

I fully expect my power to go out very shortly. God damned wind.

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STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI!!!

via BitlBee

Nice fade you jerkoffs.

via Plume for Android

IsaacDovere Just another day inAmerican politics when the White House national security adviser is investigated for foreign ties wsj.com/articles/u-s-e…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:07 PM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Plume for Android)

I'm now a Falcons fan.

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THEY SCORREEEEEEEE! GIROUX IN OT!

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That New England horn shit? Annoying as hell.

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Another fucking timeout? Cmon.

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3rd and 1 and they throw deep. Cmon.

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Damn that was some kind of total shit show.

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The worst part of Trump being president? They are going to put that clueless asshole in Disney's Hall of Presidents.

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@loctastic Watch out bud, Orlando is under a tornado warning!

via Plume for Android in reply to loctastic

I'd turn this game off, but the alternative is the Flyers. Soooo

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Lolol that fucking priest clapping in the background? Someone get me a gif

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Lol the NFL has lost control.

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TonyAndrock Middle frame underway in Hershey, where lead 2-0.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:03 PM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Plume for Android)

A slap to the head and a face mask, both with no call. Damn.

You do that to Brady and you get thrown out of the league.

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That hit the ground.

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Time to watch something else.

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Wow. What a shocker.

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Yeah that's out. Fully expect the touchdown to stand, however.

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That should be the ballgame.

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That sure looked like a safety.

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Good lord shovel pass. But a flag!

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Well at least we all still have football. And getting drunk.

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Thank god that's over.

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Woohoo the Phantoms get one!

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Holy cow, the Phantoms are down 9-0? What a night.

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Oof. When it rains it pours. are all kinds of fugly.

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Fucking refs. Atrocious.

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What a check by Gudas, and they call that a penalty. That's a terrible terrible call. How?

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The Phantoms are down 6-0? Eww.

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IanMcKellen The Women’s March in London was the longest I have been on. See the rest of my message attached. pic.twitter.com/q7QC4Jvg0S

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:30 PM, Jan 21st, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Evan_Rosenfeld US Secret Service spox in response to @PressSec: no magnetometers were used on the National Mall for Trump's inaugu… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:26 PM, Jan 21st, 2017 via Plume for Android)

They banged one home! score!

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Yup, there that goes.

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Holy shit bubbles, it's the first fucking day.

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According to our president, the most important thing going on in the country, enough for a press conference, was the size of the crowd?

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jessesingal THAT WAS FUCKING INSANE. He just unleashes a tirade at the press, lies that it was the biggest inaugural ever, takes no questions. OMG

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:03 PM, Jan 21st, 2017 via Plume for Android)

TravisSBN I think these people were my favorite. pic.twitter.com/DVMbn1LEjT

via Twitter Dashboard for iPhone (retweeted on 6:00 PM, Jan 21st, 2017 via Plume for Android)

ktumulty "This is what you should be writing and covering ... " Chilling words to hear in the first White House briefing.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 5:57 PM, Jan 21st, 2017 via Plume for Android)

maddow oh my god this is what the white house statement is about? seriously? hahahahahahaha!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:49 PM, Jan 21st, 2017 via Plume for Android)

This fucking lunatic has nothing better to do then lie about the size of the crowd? We all saw the images you big orange turd.

via Plume for Android

NickdeSemlyen Ian McKellen's protest sign today is the best thing I've ever seen. (via @barnesvans. pic.twitter.com/xoDbNNHejr

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:32 PM, Jan 21st, 2017 via Plume for Android)

stevenjay Team Trump ordered an inaugural cake exactly like Obama's - except a fake Styrofoam version that no one could eat. wpo.st/6-FT2

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:54 PM, Jan 21st, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Jason_Pollock Crazy photo going viral of Trump's parade route today. Completely empty bleachers as he passed by. Embarrassingly i… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:12 PM, Jan 21st, 2017 via Plume for Android)

Hey @blinkforhome I have 2 new cameras brand new. If you don't reconsider @smartthings integration I will be returning them. No questions.

via Plume for Android

@blinkforhome If you decide that you want to punish @smartthings users I will stop using your products completely.

via Plume for Android

Hey @blinkforhome, what's the deal? You want to stop allowing access to @smartthings users?

via Plume for Android

artiequitter If you get out of line @POTUS, I'm armed with jokes... pic.twitter.com/tcNy2rPpfs

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:56 PM, Jan 20th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

The liquor store was packed. Apparently people need to be numb.

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igorvolsky Trump made sure to mention Melania's QVC jewelry line on WH site.

Stripped it of climate change, AIDS policy ment… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 5:08 PM, Jan 20th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

FlyGoalScoredBy Funniest part about all of this is Johnny TwoTits could've just had a conversation about the Ghost article instead of going full infowars.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:50 PM, Jan 20th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

WTF happened to John Boruk. Did he have some sort of mental breakdown?

via BitlBee

GeorgeTakei We survived 4 years in internment camps. We'll survive 4 years of anything, even Trump. We'll do it with courage and dignity, as before.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:56 PM, Jan 19th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

@VP We love you Mr Biden. Live long and prosper.

via Plume for Android in reply to VP

Phylan I've fouled the range

via Fenix for Android (retweeted on 8:27 PM, Jan 19th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

For real, our new First Lady was a titty model. Titty model.

God help us all.

via Plume for Android

monteiro Starting now our job is to protect people at risk. We stand together. We fight together. We kill monsters together. We survive together.

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 8:06 PM, Jan 19th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

pattonoswalt AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! twitter.com/106th/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:41 PM, Jan 19th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

ClintSmithIII Trump's team is planning to eliminate the National Endowment for the Arts and National Endowment for the Humanities. thehill.com/policy/finance…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:33 PM, Jan 19th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

joshtpm So Trump wanted a Soviet style inaugural parade with tanks and missiles. DOD said no, let him have a flyover. As of tomorrow he runs DOD.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:30 PM, Jan 19th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

lukeoneil47 I will saw my own head off on Facebook Live if Trump doesn't take credit for this pic.twitter.com/prV8lhI8gn

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:08 PM, Jan 19th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

@Mikelennial My inner geek is working on building a light string that changes colors based on what is on screen.

via Plume for Android in reply to Mikelennial

@Mikelennial I was skeptical at first too, but my eyes felt way better after using mine.

via Plume for Android in reply to Mikelennial

RRoyalsHockey Even @ECHL mascots are supporting pic.twitter.com/2HeWbMw7xB

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:21 PM, Jan 18th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

2020fight Trump putting up a gaudy Jumbotron that blocks the view of the Lincoln Memorial is a perfect metaphor for his admin… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:16 PM, Jan 18th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

@Mikelennial that's sweet, very few of them can be cut. Good find.

via Plume for Android in reply to Mikelennial

@Mikelennial Search Amazon for Antec Bias lighting. That's the one I have. Great reviews.

via Plume for Android in reply to Mikelennial

LeahRemini Here we go...

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:01 PM, Jan 17th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

@Mikelennial Yes. Love love love them. Helps the eyes a ton in an dark room.

via Plume for Android in reply to Mikelennial

RT @RVAwonk: Sen Warren just made #BetsyDeVos admit she had no experience & no qualifications to oversee higher ed. or financial aid.

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DeVos. I I I I don't have a response. All that shit peddling is. I don't. I can't.

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keithboykin Betsy DeVos admits to Sen. Tim Kaine that she does not support holding charter schools "equally accountable" as pub… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:31 PM, Jan 17th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

kumailn How is every nominee so bad at what they're supposed to be really great at? twitter.com/keithboykin/st…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:29 PM, Jan 17th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

These other 3 bastards are out of their minds. twitter.com/joehick58/stat…

via Plume for Android

Hey @blinkforhome, after the most recent Android app update I can't even open the app. I open it and it closes immediately.

via Plume for Android

emilyopilo Charlie Thiel kicking off his mayoral campaign tonight at the East Side Youth Center pic.twitter.com/QO6wydj1jm

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:54 PM, Jan 17th, 2017 via Plume for Android)

@terilyns68 @RBonner_ Oh man my grandmother didn't. Don't be a pussy!

via Plume for Android in reply to terilyns68

@terilyns68 @RBonner_ Thank you for this, I thought I was the only crazy person that had a grandparent eat this shit :-)

via Plume for Android in reply to terilyns68

@RBonner_ @terilyns68 I never ate it that I remember. But maybe you can help us all and try a little nibble.

via Plume for Android in reply to RBonner_

@terilyns68 @RBonner_ That was always her go to thing. Eat some Vicks. I agree, how did that shit ever start?

via Plume for Android in reply to terilyns68

@RBonner_ I have no idea. She always told us that. That shit is intolerable on your chest, imagine eating it.

via Plume for Android in reply to RBonner_

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